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negativenull piefed.world negativenull@piefed.world
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Johandea feddit.nu Johandea@feddit.nu
Joined: 2023-07-03
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Yeah, they reigned the earth for over 100 million years. I'll stay drug free, thank you.

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Melobol lemmy.ml Melobol@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-06-24
#3 · (edited) Quote Reply

Ooooh!
Based on this idea:
Cavemen / Neanderthals never heard (of) Metal!

They only had Rock

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Zorque lemmy.world Zorque@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-13
#4 · Quote Reply

So if I don't start drinking coffee I'll get hit by a meteor?

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tacosanonymous mander.xyz tacosanonymous@mander.xyz
Joined: 2025-06-30
#5 · (edited) Quote Reply

Yeah, they dominated the planet for almost 200 million years.

Fuck coffee.

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InvalidName2 lemmy.zip InvalidName2@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-07-10
#6 · Quote Reply

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But also, they turned out fine. One of them is right outside my window eating suet at this very moment.

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WillieShen lemmy.world WillieShen@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-08-15
#7 · Quote Reply

turn out that they get eaten by humans nowadays

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ladicius lemmy.world ladicius@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-16
#8 · Quote Reply

Yeah, they dominated the planet for almost 200 million years. Fuck coffee.

Humans dominate the planet for 50.000 years now, and look how shite the biosphere is doing.

We will not make it any longer.

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ladicius lemmy.world ladicius@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-16
#9 · Quote Reply

So if I don't start drinking coffee I'll get hit by a meteor?

New Mexico will. Is that what you want?

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ObtuseDoorFrame lemmy.zip ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-26
#10 · Quote Reply

Yeah, they dominated the planet for almost 200 million years. Fuck coffee.

I love how obtuse you are. Absolutely demented, made me smile.

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Zorque lemmy.world Zorque@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-13
#11 · Quote Reply

New Mexico will. Is that what you want?

... a little

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wyldrstallyns lemmy.dbzer0.com wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2026-05-16
#12 · Quote Reply

turn out that they get eaten by humans nowadays

Or, made into fuel, children's toys, and let's not forget the, um, adult items they're essential to (so far). 🧏🏼‍♂️

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Tollana1234567 lemmy.today Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-04
#13 · Quote Reply

in the futurama episode they did.

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rants_unnecessarily piefed.social rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-02-03
#14 · (edited) Quote Reply

Or, made into fuel, children's toys, and let's not forget the, um, adult items they're essential to (so far). 🧏🏼‍♂️

Fossil fuels are the plants that didn't get eaten up by then yet nonexistent fungi.
Not dinosaurs.

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bedwyr piefed.ca bedwyr@piefed.ca
Joined: 2026-03-23
#15 · Quote Reply

Did you know they spray pfas on the inside of those paper coffee cups?

That's bad by the way.

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webp mander.xyz webp@mander.xyz
Joined: 2025-06-09
#16 · Quote Reply

They never had meth either

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Zerush lemmy.ml Zerush@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2021-04-25
#17 · Quote Reply

Without coffee the world is going to stop dead

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BeMoreCareful lemmy.world BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#18 · Quote Reply

They never had meth either

Well, that may work out better

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wyldrstallyns lemmy.dbzer0.com wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2026-05-16
#19 · Quote Reply

Fossil fuels are the plants that didn't get eaten up by then yet nonexistent fungi. Not dinosaurs.

Oh! I was under the impression that petroleum wasn't picky. 😅🙇🏼‍♂️

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.social Kolanaki@pawb.social
Joined: 2024-10-06
#20 · Quote Reply

Drink coffee or a meteor will fuck up Earth again.

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TigerAce lemmy.dbzer0.com TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-06-13
#21 · Quote Reply

Yeah, they dominated the planet for almost 200 million years. Fuck coffee.

Fuck coffee.

Coffee plants feels the same about us. Caffeine is a pesticide from the plant. Same with the spicy molecule in pepers. Humans are so fucked up we crave that shit. Dinosaurs were smart enough not to eat that. Clearly there's no hope for humanity, we won't even make a single million years.

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snooggums piefed.world snooggums@piefed.world
Joined: 2025-07-08
#22 · Quote Reply

Yeah, they dominated the planet for almost 200 million years. Fuck coffee.

They still dominate the planet. Which other animal has species on every single continent?

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tacosanonymous mander.xyz tacosanonymous@mander.xyz
Joined: 2025-06-30
#23 · Quote Reply

They still dominate the planet. Which other animal has species on every single continent?

Rats, humans, lichens, moss, cockroaches, …

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snooggums piefed.world snooggums@piefed.world
Joined: 2025-07-08
#24 · Quote Reply

Rats, humans, lichens, moss, cockroaches, …

Humans have an outpost, comparable to a space station. There are no rats on antarctica. The other things you mentioned are not animals.

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Lushed_Lungfish lemmy.ca Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-02-14
#25 · Quote Reply

Actually, I'm curious if the coffee plant had evolved by then. Thinking not.

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David From Space geostationary.orbiting.observer emuspawn@geostationary.orbiting.observer
Joined: 2025-06-18
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Humans have an outpost, comparable to a space station. There are no rats on antarctica. The other things you mentioned are not animals.

Rats in Antarctica within the last decade, they have an embassy at the human outpost

Cockroach Kingdom: Animalia

Fair on lichen, which are just weird , and moss be plants

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