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negativenull piefed.world  negativenull@piefed.world Joined: 2025-06-12 |
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Johandea feddit.nu Johandea@feddit.nu Joined: 2023-07-03 |
Yeah, they reigned the earth for over 100 million years. I'll stay drug free, thank you. |
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Melobol lemmy.ml  Melobol@lemmy.ml Joined: 2023-06-24 |
Ooooh! They only had Rock |
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Zorque lemmy.world Zorque@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-13 |
So if I don't start drinking coffee I'll get hit by a meteor? |
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tacosanonymous mander.xyz tacosanonymous@mander.xyz Joined: 2025-06-30 |
Yeah, they dominated the planet for almost 200 million years. Fuck coffee. |
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InvalidName2 lemmy.zip InvalidName2@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-07-10 |
[CITATION NEEDED] But also, they turned out fine. One of them is right outside my window eating suet at this very moment. |
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WillieShen lemmy.world WillieShen@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-08-15 |
turn out that they get eaten by humans nowadays |
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ladicius lemmy.world ladicius@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-16 |
Yeah, they dominated the planet for almost 200 million years. Fuck coffee.
Humans dominate the planet for 50.000 years now, and look how shite the biosphere is doing. We will not make it any longer. |
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ladicius lemmy.world ladicius@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-16 |
So if I don't start drinking coffee I'll get hit by a meteor?
New Mexico will. Is that what you want? |
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ObtuseDoorFrame lemmy.zip ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-26 |
Yeah, they dominated the planet for almost 200 million years. Fuck coffee.
I love how obtuse you are. Absolutely demented, made me smile. |
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Zorque lemmy.world Zorque@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-13 |
New Mexico will. Is that what you want?
... a little |
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wyldrstallyns lemmy.dbzer0.com  wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2026-05-16 |
turn out that they get eaten by humans nowadays
Or, made into fuel, children's toys, and let's not forget the, um, adult items they're essential to (so far). 🧏🏼♂️ |
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Tollana1234567 lemmy.today Tollana1234567@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-04 |
in the futurama episode they did. |
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rants_unnecessarily piefed.social rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social Joined: 2026-02-03 |
Or, made into fuel, children's toys, and let's not forget the, um, adult items they're essential to (so far). 🧏🏼♂️
Fossil fuels are the plants that didn't get eaten up by then yet nonexistent fungi. |
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bedwyr piefed.ca bedwyr@piefed.ca Joined: 2026-03-23 |
Did you know they spray pfas on the inside of those paper coffee cups? That's bad by the way. |
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webp mander.xyz webp@mander.xyz Joined: 2025-06-09 |
They never had meth either |
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Zerush lemmy.ml  Zerush@lemmy.ml Joined: 2021-04-25 |
Without coffee the world is going to stop dead |
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BeMoreCareful lemmy.world BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-12 |
They never had meth either
Well, that may work out better |
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wyldrstallyns lemmy.dbzer0.com wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2026-05-16 |
Fossil fuels are the plants that didn't get eaten up by then yet nonexistent fungi. Not dinosaurs.
Oh! I was under the impression that petroleum wasn't picky. 😅🙇🏼♂️ |
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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.social  Kolanaki@pawb.social Joined: 2024-10-06 |
Drink coffee or a meteor will fuck up Earth again. |
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TigerAce lemmy.dbzer0.com TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-06-13 |
Yeah, they dominated the planet for almost 200 million years. Fuck coffee.
Coffee plants feels the same about us. Caffeine is a pesticide from the plant. Same with the spicy molecule in pepers. Humans are so fucked up we crave that shit. Dinosaurs were smart enough not to eat that. Clearly there's no hope for humanity, we won't even make a single million years. |
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snooggums piefed.world snooggums@piefed.world Joined: 2025-07-08 |
Yeah, they dominated the planet for almost 200 million years. Fuck coffee.
They still dominate the planet. Which other animal has species on every single continent? |
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tacosanonymous mander.xyz tacosanonymous@mander.xyz Joined: 2025-06-30 |
They still dominate the planet. Which other animal has species on every single continent?
Rats, humans, lichens, moss, cockroaches, … |
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snooggums piefed.world snooggums@piefed.world Joined: 2025-07-08 |
Rats, humans, lichens, moss, cockroaches, …
Humans have an outpost, comparable to a space station. There are no rats on antarctica. The other things you mentioned are not animals. |
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Lushed_Lungfish lemmy.ca Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-02-14 |
Actually, I'm curious if the coffee plant had evolved by then. Thinking not. |
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David From Space geostationary.orbiting.observer  emuspawn@geostationary.orbiting.observer Joined: 2025-06-18 |
Humans have an outpost, comparable to a space station. There are no rats on antarctica. The other things you mentioned are not animals.
Rats in Antarctica within the last decade, they have an embassy at the human outpost Fair on lichen, which are just weird , and moss be plants |
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