My congressman. Apparently they’re quite affordable these days.

A yacht. I hear they're nice.

Oh shit! The affordability crisis is over? This is how I find out?

Imma buy a house now! Affordable for a house would be, like, $1000. That sounds right.

Trump says the crisis was all fake

A whole tank of gas?

a log cabin (with a full basement) (full basement means a basement that is tall enough to walk around in and is the length and width of the house/cabin).

realistic cost in my area is about $300,000 usd

Of my $5,000 dividend, I’ll buy $2,500 in $TRUMP meme coins and $2,500 in semiquincentennial dollar coins.

A house to call my own would be nice.

Assume that there either is a worse crisis,
an affordability collapse,
something even worse
or all of them put together and then some.

A clue.

A potato.