Pastafarians: Italians may be fictional but we are not. And we boil heretics.

She's gonna make a mess. Little bits of pasta all over the place. She should put them inside her blouse, down in between the girls, that will keep all the pieces together, that's why.

All nations are invented. At least Italians had a reason to be invented

She could put it in her snatch and have seafood pasta.

I always wonder how someone goes through the trouble of doing all the artwork but cannot be bothered to spellcheck

People at MIT discovered that by twisting a single strand of dry spaghetti before bending it will make it break at only one place.

I think the author is just not a native English speaker?

All but one word seems like perfect English to me so I'm not sure that's the reason. Who knows.

Spellcheck wouldn't help considering everything is spelled correctly.

It’s an engagement bait strategy, it works as spelling errors get more interactions due to people being annoyed by the error.

My mother did that shit. I haven't seen her since I was 18. The two things are completely unrelated, but I'll be damned if I ever pull that kind of shit.

Can't they just sell like 1/3 length spaghetti already?