Isn't it obvious?

The great horned snail!

Obvious? Since when scientists give obvious names? It might be "brown-headed mountain snail" or "Dark Hay Devourer of Doom"

Most animals were not named by scientists....

Did a scientist name horses, cows, cats or other older animals?

Lineaus: Am I a joke to you?

As a Swede, absolutely not, but plenty of animals had their name before him cataloging them. He did give them a schematic name, but few people use the schematic name in daily conversation

Those aren't snails, they're actually French pastries.

Those are the endangered Midwestern Giant Whitetail Snail. Such a rare sighting!

Hey dear, I see what you did there.

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Are they racing?

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