that's kinda funny actually

Oh, fuck that. The first thing I do is pull every single key off of all of those rings, put them all back on one ring and then tag them appropriately.

I fucking hate shit like that

Don't post pictures of keys online, too easy to make a copy

People still use those Abloy locks?

My mom has one from the late eighties on her front door in salty south Florida. Also they have a very nice security through obscurity feature in that disc detainer picks are still fairly rare.

It even tells where he is and what's his profession. 🇫🇮

In Finland? yeah. When I lived in the city I had a safer one, but here in the boons it's exactly the model above. For the front door.

Why not? It's only "bad" compared to newer Abloys.

Not just obscurity. It needs a fiddly custom tool that’s super easy to break and needs a ton of skill to use.

More like key tumor amirite

Is there a reason switch?

And the company. Time to look up buildings managed by [company]. [city] isn't that huge of a place.

Nothing's probably going to happen, but this one in particular is uncomfortably revealing.

Are they all for the same building?

There's more leather on that key ring than there is in most bdsm clubs...

My wife does this with her key ring, using small plushies. It's larger than her smaller purses now, and she's aiming to add more.

While true generally, you go ahead and lemme know which one of those keys you’re gonna copy and what it’s gonna open.

Don’t post pictures of keys online, too easy to make a copy

Or your fingerprints...

My parents still have one that's probably older than I am. I figured it's just some gimmick lock from back in the day that was marketed as "high security" because of the wierd looking key. They have a thing about this, y'know how some people have to have some kinda edge on the "rest of the plebs", can't just be normal and buy a normal lock, no they gotta buy.... this thing.

Looks like arranging them into an actual chain ⛓️ might make more sense. At least they wouldn't block each other.

or lack thereof

No lock is "high security", but Abloy are better than most.

Had a prior job that handed me dozens of keys to access the different buildings. It was a security measure in case one key gets lost it limits what the "students" can gain access to. The entire campus was essentially one open air prison that had a history of local trouble makers thrown into first before throwing them in jail. It was not a good place to work and honestly I would find it humiliating to have been there voluntarily with how they treated people.

Dude one of those really big rings to put all the little rings on probably doesn't cost more than $2. I'd make the investment just to not have to look at that.

Edit: I looked it up and it's probably a loose leaf binder ring that I'm thinking of as the classic jumbo janitor keyring from the movies. But look at this beaut. It's the best of both worlds.. Put that baby on one of these and you're the talk of janitor town.

Most... but not all

When someone asks if you're a god, you say yes!

Nah those are fine what are really personally identifiable are rectal folds

The new model has a cartel agreement not to copy them freely.

With these you never know how many keys are in rotation after a couple of tenants.

One of those tags literally have an address and apartment number on them. And its key is in clear view.

Makes it awkward unlocking the phone at work, but at least it's secure

I'm pretty sure she's just trying to have an excuse to carry around plushies, and that's fine!

if this is apartment management they need to be given out individually

Is that what it says because I can't make out shit.

Yup. Askolinintie 7B6. And that's in Orimattila, as the other tags say.

Get abig ring to put them all on, one to rule them all.......

My parents still have an over 40 years old Abloy lock.

Double it and give it to the next guy

Alright. And the key opens what? Make a copy of it and go open something.

The ADHD in me does disorganized shit like this all the time, and it drives the Autism in me crazy.

I could rock a keychain like this for years, then suddenly I notice one day, it repulses me, and I have to drop every task to organize my keys right now before I can carry on with my life. Every day I live in a hell of my own creation.

Holy shit, maybe I’m autistic

Well, the other tags suggest OP works for a house/apartment management company. Looks like this one is a row house.

Just want to say that censoring like this is useless as it's very easy to bypass

How is it easy to bypass?