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In God's 'The Bible,' the main character Jesus is a very important person.
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Wren lemmy.today Wren@lemmy.today
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ceenote lemmy.world ceenote@lemmy.world
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Oh please, the guy isn't even introduced until like 3/4 into the story.
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mercano lemmy.world mercano@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-18
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Really kind of a Mary-Sue kind of character, too.
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PiraHxCx lemmy.dbzer0.com PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2026-01-03
#4 · Quote Reply

Miscredited the authors
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FartMaster69 lemmy.dbzer0.com FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-12-06
#5 · Quote Reply
PiraHxCx wrote:
Miscredited the authors

God’s ghost writers rarely get credited.
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Yeller_king reddthat.com Yeller_king@reddthat.com
Joined: 2023-07-01
#6 · Quote Reply

He's the sort of guy you just can't keep nailed down.
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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks programming.dev zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-06-19
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PiraHxCx wrote:
Miscredited the authors

Whoops, that's because humans make mistakes but God doesn't so anything that's wrong in the Bible is the fault of humans, not the omnipotent being that can't make mistakes.
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SGG lemmy.world SGG@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
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Yeller_king wrote:
He's the sort of guy you just can't keep nailed down.

This comment may make some people cross.
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Pat_Riot lemmy.today Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
Joined: 2023-09-29
#9 · Quote Reply
SGG wrote:
This comment may make some people cross.

He knows what he did.
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Ephera lemmy.ml Ephera@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2020-05-31
#10 · Quote Reply

There's some social media post that refers to Christianity as "Jesus Fandom", which lives rent-free in my head...
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schipelblorp sh.itjust.works schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-05-16
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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks wrote:
Whoops, that's because humans make mistakes but God doesn't so anything that's wrong in the Bible is the fault of humans, not the omnipotent being that can't make mistakes.

Pretty simple trick to distinguish the two possible authors that works for any verse, learned from a lifetime of Christian study:

  • If you agree, it was 100% written by God.

  • If you disagree, 100% written by fallible humans.
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FluidBeef quokk.au FluidBeef@quokk.au
Joined: 2025-08-12
#12 · Quote Reply

Kid has a point.
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Mouselemming sh.itjust.works Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-12
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FartMaster69 wrote:
God’s ghost writers rarely get credited.

That's Holy Ghost writers
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FluidBeef quokk.au FluidBeef@quokk.au
Joined: 2025-08-12
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Ephera wrote:
There's some social media post that refers to Christianity as "Jesus Fandom", which lives rent-free in my head...

https://bible.fandom.com/wiki/Jesus_Christ
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Einskjaldi lemmy.world Einskjaldi@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-01-26
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mercano wrote:
Really kind of a Mary-Sue kind of character, too.

They got a real messiah complex.
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Sergio piefed.social Sergio@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-08-01
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SGG wrote:
This comment may make some people cross.

I wash my hands of this whole thread.
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Wirlocke lemmy.blahaj.zone Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-07-01
#17 · Quote Reply

I'm in college English and this is all wrong.

You quote the names of articles, for books you either italicize or underline, it should be:

In God's The Bible,
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