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How do you summon a woke mob?
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FreshParsnip lemmy.ca FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-07-02
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WhoIzDisIz lemmy.today WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-04-27
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Why does this sound like half of a bad dad joke?
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Rhynoplaz lemmy.world Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-07
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Set off the hotel fire alarm at 3am
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davel lemmy.ml davel@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-07-08
#4 · Quote Reply

Form a polycule.
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GalacticGrapefruit lemmy.world GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-01-30
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You say 'Gender, gender, gender'. Like Beetlejuice.

Or, you know, Beetlejuice works. Most of us are theater kids, goth kids, or both.
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eldavi lemmy.ml eldavi@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-07-18
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raid a marxist reading club. lol
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AngryCommieKender lemmy.world AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-02
#7 · Quote Reply

I think Summon Monster VIII would take care of it, you could summon 1d4+1 Bralani. They're CG so they're likely to be anarchists.
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folaht lemmy.ml folaht@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-09-01
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WhoIzDisIz wrote:
Why does this sound like half of a bad dad joke?

Because you're secretly hoping that the answer is for a strong older man to show up and give you a big whooping.
Then a woke crowd comes in chanting:
"Hey hey, ho ho"
"Child abuse has got to go"
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