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These are the European specs of the Tesla Semi
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sabreW4K3 lazysoci.al sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al
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ExtremeDullard piefed.social ExtremeDullard@piefed.social
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#2 · Quote Reply

Let's not forget that each Tesla vehicle sold puts more money into the pockets of a raging Nazi billionaire. That's the only spec that matters to me.

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Junkers_Klunker feddit.dk Junkers_Klunker@feddit.dk
Joined: 2025-02-12
#3 · Quote Reply

Fully loaded at 40 tons

Most countries in Europe has a gcwr of 48t and that is done with a 4x2 or 6x2/2 truck that has way lower rolling resistance compared to a 6x4 or 6x6 truck. Also, the Tesla cab looks insanely long compared to a European sleeper cab, which is a problem as trucks in Europe are limited to 18,75 meters (with exceptions of course)

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betanumerus lemmy.ca betanumerus@lemmy.ca
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#4 · (edited) Quote Reply

Let's not forget that each Tesla vehicle sold puts more money into the pockets of a raging Nazi billionaire. That's the only spec that matters to me.

Which CEO do you get your cars and trucks from? What are their ethical values?

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Phoenixz lemmy.ca phoenixz@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-10
#5 · Quote Reply

Ohh, musk made up a bunch of random numbers again?

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athatet lemmy.zip athatet@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-09-12
#6 · Quote Reply

Which CEO do you get your cars and trucks from? What are their ethical values?

None. I drive a minivan ther belonged to my grandma.

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betanumerus lemmy.ca betanumerus@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-02-22
#7 · Quote Reply

None. I drive a minivan ther belonged to my grandma.

I see. I keep a log of habits and values for every CEO, vice-president, CFO, COO, CTO, shareholder, and janitor team, for every single product and service I purchase, own or use.

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athatet lemmy.zip athatet@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-09-12
#8 · Quote Reply

I see. I keep a log of habits and values for every CEO, vice-president, CFO, COO, CTO, shareholder, and janitor team, for every single product and service I purchase, own or use.

Janitors are the only ones on that list that produce actual labor.

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NotMyOldRedditName lemmy.world NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-24
#9 · Quote Reply

Ohh, musk made up a bunch of random numbers again?

You realize people in the US are using this in their fleets today and say the specs are legit.

Theyre just gonna fabricate specs, just for the EU?

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betanumerus lemmy.ca betanumerus@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-02-22
#10 · Quote Reply

Janitors are the only ones on that list that produce actual labor.

Sure. Can you find one?

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athatet lemmy.zip athatet@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-09-12
#11 · Quote Reply

Sure. Can you find one?

Can I find a janitor? Do you need help cleaning up a mess or something?

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betanumerus lemmy.ca betanumerus@lemmy.ca
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#12 · (edited) Quote Reply

Can I find a janitor? Do you need help cleaning up a mess or something?

How much do you charge to pair a janitor with a building owner?

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helo1 piefed.world helo1@piefed.world
Joined: 2026-07-12
#13 · Quote Reply

Nah, not needed here, elmo can fuck off. We have electric Scanias, Volvos, DAFs Mercedes and others, we're good.

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brennesel discuss.tchncs.de brennesel@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-12-21
#14 · Quote Reply

Fully loaded at 40 tons Most countries in Europe has a gcwr of 48t and that is done with a 4x2 or 6x2/2 truck that has way lower rolling resistance compared to a 6x4 or 6x6 truck. Also, the Tesla cab looks insanely long compared to a European sleeper cab, which is a problem as trucks in Europe are limited to 18,75 meters (with exceptions of course)

And yet the Tesla cab is only a day cab. The driver's seat is in the center, with a passenger seat right behind it. So there's not even room for a bed.

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Junkers_Klunker feddit.dk Junkers_Klunker@feddit.dk
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#15 · Quote Reply

And yet the Tesla cab is only a day cab. The driver's seat is in the center, with a passenger seat right behind it. So there's not even room for a bed.

Seriously?! That makes it even worse.

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Junkers_Klunker feddit.dk Junkers_Klunker@feddit.dk
Joined: 2025-02-12
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Nah, not needed here, elmo can fuck off. We have electric Scanias, Volvos, DAFs Mercedes and others, we're good.

And the specs listed in the article makes no fucking sense here in Europe, most if not all European electric trucks are able to drive nonstop between the mandatory breaks and charge fast enough to drive nonstop the next stint too. They don’t really need to improve the range anymore, but better (lighter) batteries will improve how much they legally can haul.

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SaveTheTuaHawk lemmy.ca SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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#17 · Quote Reply

New CATL battery....1000km range, 900,000 mile lifespan.

Get fucked Elmo.

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SaveTheTuaHawk lemmy.ca SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-03-07
#18 · Quote Reply

Which CEO do you get your cars and trucks from? What are their ethical values?

Which CEO throws Roman Fascist salutes on TV? List them all here:

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SaveTheTuaHawk lemmy.ca SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-03-07
#19 · Quote Reply

Ohh, musk made up a bunch of random numbers again?

Hilarious as the partnership with Frito-lay. He literally picked the lowest density material to ship from A to B.

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SaveTheTuaHawk lemmy.ca SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-03-07
#20 · Quote Reply

You realize people in the US are using this in their fleets today and say the specs are legit. Theyre just gonna fabricate specs, just for the EU?

You realize people in the US are using this in their fleets today

what fleets. They only started selling these a few months ago, and none are yet delivered.

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NotMyOldRedditName lemmy.world NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-24
#21 · (edited) Quote Reply

You realize people in the US are using this in their fleets today what fleets. They only started selling these a few months ago, and none are yet delivered.

They've had pilot partners from a pilot production line for years now, almost 200 or more trucks in use.

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athatet lemmy.zip athatet@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-09-12
#22 · Quote Reply

How much do you charge to pair a janitor with a building owner?

And why exactly would I have any idea how much it costs to hire a janitor?

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rmuk feddit.uk rmuk@feddit.uk
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#23 · Quote Reply

Which CEO throws Roman Fascist salutes on TV? List them all here:
  • Elon Musk (Tesla founder)
  • Adolf Hitler (VW founder)

I think that's it.

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betanumerus lemmy.ca betanumerus@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-02-22
#24 · Quote Reply

And why exactly would I have any idea how much it costs to hire a janitor?

And now you know that matching a service provider (labor) with a client (labourer's salary) involves another kind of work, a kind that you are currently experiencing.

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athatet lemmy.zip athatet@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-09-12
#25 · Quote Reply

And now you know that matching a service provider (labor) with a client (labourer's salary) involves another kind of work, a kind that you are currently experiencing.

No what I’m experiencing is a waste of time.

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betanumerus lemmy.ca betanumerus@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-02-22
#26 · Quote Reply

No what I’m experiencing is a waste of time.

I didn't call you.

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Phoenixz lemmy.ca phoenixz@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-10
#27 · Quote Reply

You realize people in the US are using this in their fleets today and say the specs are legit. Theyre just gonna fabricate specs, just for the EU?

fleets

Show me a single one of those "fleets" you're talking about

Heck, show me a single cyber truck in the wild. One

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NotMyOldRedditName lemmy.world NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-24
#28 · (edited) Quote Reply

fleets Show me a single one of those "fleets" you're talking about Heck, show me a single cyber truck in the wild. One

Are you a bot?

I said its used IN fleets. There aren't fleets of semi's yet.

Also this is about the SEMI not the cybertruck.

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