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BL4CKP1XX13 [they/it]
lemmy.dbzer0.com
bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2026-01-18 |
Reminds me of that device that Batman built (Christian Bale series) where it turned every phone in Gotham into a part of a mass SONAR system. |
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BrickEater
lemmy.world
BrickEater@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-12-30 |
Nothing has ever convinced me I needed a flipper more than this. |
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SailorFuzz
lemmy.world
SailorFuzz@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-05-23 |
Okay, from experience, these toys don't work this way. The device isn't passively "on" 24/7 awaiting commands. First you have to manually power on the device itself by holding down its power button. Only after that will it respond to remote commands. |
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Warl0k3
lemmy.world
Warl0k3@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-10-11 |
Okay, from experience, these toys don't work this way. The device isn't passively "on" 24/7 awaiting commands. First you have to manually power on the device itself by holding down its power button. Only after that will it respond to remote commands.
All the modern ones also digitally pair with the controller to prevent crosstalk & exactly this kind of thing (which may count as sexual assault, depending on location). Buttplug.io has a ton of resources on the subject if anyone's interested! |
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fonix232
fedia.io
fonix232@fedia.io Joined: 2023-06-13 |
Reminds me of that device that Batman built (Christian Bale series) where it turned every phone in Gotham into a part of a mass SONAR system.
It's exactly NOTHING like that. |
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fonix232
fedia.io
fonix232@fedia.io Joined: 2023-06-13 |
Nothing has ever convinced me I needed a flipper more than this.
Ah, the potential of sexually assaulting people makes you want to buy a device? |
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BL4CKP1XX13 [they/it]
lemmy.dbzer0.com
bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2026-01-18 |
It's exactly NOTHING like that.
No, but I didn't say it was, I said it reminded me of it. The mind works in mysterious ways. |
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QuietGenesis
lemmy.world
QuietGenesis@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-11-22 |
Okay, from experience, these toys don't work this way. The device isn't passively "on" 24/7 awaiting commands. First you have to manually power on the device itself by holding down its power button. Only after that will it respond to remote commands.
Its a joke dude. |
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SailorFuzz
lemmy.world
SailorFuzz@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-05-23 |
All the modern ones also digitally pair with the controller to prevent crosstalk & exactly this kind of thing (which may count as sexual assault, depending on location). Buttplug.io has a ton of resources on the subject if anyone's interested!
That's really cool. So, buttplug.io is like a consolidated device controller? There's so many apps, it's actually annoying trying to remember which app goes to which device... and I saw there an interface to reroute game controller vibration to toys? That sounds very fun..... Thanks for sharing that. At least you understand that even if something is "a joke", it's also a great opportunity to teach something... |
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BrickEater
lemmy.world
BrickEater@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-12-30 |
Ah, the potential of sexually assaulting people makes you want to buy a device?
Do I really need to put /s after a damn joke? |
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Warl0k3
lemmy.world
Warl0k3@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-10-11 |
That's really cool. So, buttplug.io is like a consolidated device controller? There's so many apps, it's actually annoying trying to remember which app goes to which device... and I saw there an interface to reroute game controller vibration to toys? That sounds very fun..... Thanks for sharing that. At least you understand that even if something is "a joke", it's also a great opportunity to te...
Yeah, as I understand it it's basically a compatiblity layer that lets devs use a generic API to control arbitrary toys - has lead to lots of fun apps and mods for games, and an impressively monumental reverse engineering / signal decoding achievement. Lots of camsites borrow from it for their toy-chat interactivity. |
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fonix232
fedia.io
fonix232@fedia.io Joined: 2023-06-13 |
Do I really need to put /s after a damn joke?
When you're joking about sexual assault, most definitely. or even better: don't joke about it. |
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Manalith
midwest.social
Manalith@midwest.social Joined: 2024-02-19 |
No, but I didn't say it was, I said it reminded me of it. The mind works in mysterious ways.
If nothing else, I'm sure Lucius would want to leave Wayne Enterprises as long as a device that controlled everyone's sex toys existed in Batman's basement too. |
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BrickEater
lemmy.world
BrickEater@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-12-30 |
When you're joking about sexual assault, most definitely. or even better: don't joke about it.
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dylanTheDeveloper
lemmy.world
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-09 |
Finally a device that can control Reddit mods |
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