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mysticpickle
lemmy.ca
mysticpickle@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-09-14 |
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phar
lemmy.world
phar@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-10 |
Geez I hope there is at least some percentage of a way those kids end up okay. |
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Skyrmir
lemmy.world
Skyrmir@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-02 |
The thugs are disposable, the real point of ICE is to funnel money to companies lie GEO group. |
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switcheroo
lemmy.world
switcheroo@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-08-01 |
Too shitty or not shitty enough of a person for ICE, I wonder...? |
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Jesusaurus
lemmy.world
Jesusaurus@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-15 |
The thugs are disposable, the real point of ICE is to funnel money to companies lie GEO group.
That and just being the means to an end without caring how we get there. ICE are being used as Gestapo agents to realign the population in the way that these fascists want it either through mass deportations, abductions or generally terrorizing the people they identify as undesirable. They don't care about ICE itself, but more the end result that comes of it. |
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Vanth
reddthat.com
Vanth@reddthat.comJoined: 2023-06-22 |
Didn't the signing bonus hit after some months to a year on the job? Of course Trump and team would try to wlech on it as much as possible and fire people before bonuses got paid out. |
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justOnePersistentKbinPlease
fedia.io
justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io Joined: 2024-09-06 |
Didn't the signing bonus hit after some months to a year on the job? Of course Trump and team would try to wlech on it as much as possible and fire people before bonuses got paid out.
As I recall, it was years. Enough time that the orange moron and his handlers will fire them for "performance" reasons and they will (rightly) never see that bonus. |
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Scrubbles
poptalk.scrubbles.tech
scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.techJoined: 2023-06-02 |
As I recall, it was years. Enough time that the orange moron and his handlers will fire them for "performance" reasons and they will (rightly) never see that bonus.
After doing contracting for years I don't know why anyone would trust "signing bonuses" that aren't paid out immediately. If you don't have it paid immediately, there is no bonus. It's the same as "contract-to-hire" after 6 months. You aren't getting converted at 6 months. It's a 6 month contract then you're out. They're just dangling a carrot barely out of reach |
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BarneyPiccolo
lemmy.today
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-30 |
Too shitty or not shitty enough of a person for ICE, I wonder...?
The likely scenario is that he had been fired from previous law enforcement jobs, probably for violent behavior, and this was his last chance. He eventually got violent enough in this job that he became a liability. Perhaps he was already involved in a bad situation. So given his past, it was best to end further liability. He understood that he was at the absolute end of his law enforcement career. |
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Murse
slrpnk.net
Murse@slrpnk.netJoined: 2026-03-07 |
Geez I hope there is at least some percentage of a way those kids end up okay.
Growing up watching your own dad be an evil sack of shit who made his own life terrible enough to end it by suicide... I could see that at least sending the message "don't be an evil sack of shit". Or it could traumatize them into following daddy's footsteps... seems like these kinds of things tend to end in extreme good or extreme bad. |
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Sundray
lemmus.org
sundray@lemmus.orgJoined: 2023-12-19 |
Too shitty or not shitty enough of a person for ICE, I wonder...?
Sounds like a two-time loser. In his first job he arrested a jail captain(!) and was told to quit. He got another cop job in another town, but then:
(His family disputes the allegations, naturally.) |
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corsicanguppy
lemmy.ca
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-06-12 |
After doing contracting for years I don't know why anyone would trust "signing bonuses" that aren't paid out immediately. If you don't have it paid immediately, there is no bonus. It's the same as "contract-to-hire" after 6 months. You aren't getting converted at 6 months. It's a 6 month contract then you're out. They're just dangling a carrot barely out of reach
Yeah. File in with the other "lies recruiters tell that no one believes"; like the "we're a family" and "work hard, play hard". |
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Maeve
kbin.earth
Maeve@kbin.earthJoined: 2024-06-16 |
Officer down |
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Dr. Unabart
sh.itjust.works
unabart@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2024-02-01 |
Thoughts and prayers. |
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abcdqfr
lemmy.world
abcdqfr@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-07-17 |
Officer down
Ground pork |
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Beth
piefed.social
Beth@piefed.social Joined: 2026-03-13 |
After doing contracting for years I don't know why anyone would trust "signing bonuses" that aren't paid out immediately. If you don't have it paid immediately, there is no bonus. It's the same as "contract-to-hire" after 6 months. You aren't getting converted at 6 months. It's a 6 month contract then you're out. They're just dangling a carrot barely out of reach
Yeah I’ve always just factored my “bonus” into my total compensation, as it is paid out in an asinine way like that. I plan to move on after the last installment to ensure I reach the same level of compensation, which is on them for paying a somewhat lower base salary than others imo. It is annoying that it framed as some kind of bonus when it really just gives a slight edge to my overall salary. They have paid out so far though. |
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Bluewing
lemmy.world
Bluewing@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-10-25 |
They have served their theatrical purpose for the fan base. They can be disposed of now. |
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M4t1cc
lemmy.world
M4t1cc@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-11-05 |
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ |
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ParlimentOfDoom
piefed.zip
ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip Joined: 2025-09-26 |
After doing contracting for years I don't know why anyone would trust "signing bonuses" that aren't paid out immediately. If you don't have it paid immediately, there is no bonus. It's the same as "contract-to-hire" after 6 months. You aren't getting converted at 6 months. It's a 6 month contract then you're out. They're just dangling a carrot barely out of reach
The hiring pool is people who were too dumb to become cops |
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SnarkoPolo
lemmy.world
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-06-08 |
They have served their theatrical purpose for the fan base. They can be disposed of now.
Republicans will need a secret police even more. I think they're just weeding out the amateurs, and hiring men who can be trained a little more, to use their brutality more efficiently. |
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Assassassin
lemmy.dbzer0.com
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-09-26 |
Awww the shit bag group backstabbing people here legally backstabbed him? What a fucking surprise. |
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dermanus
lemmy.ca
dermanus@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-03-05 |
As I recall, it was years. Enough time that the orange moron and his handlers will fire them for "performance" reasons and they will (rightly) never see that bonus.
It was five years IIRC. I remember thinking at the time it was plenty of time for a change of government. |
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Pat_Riot
lemmy.today
Pat_Riot@lemmy.todayJoined: 2023-09-29 |
Every ICE agent should eat their pistol. Let's get a trend going. |
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aquovie
lemmy.cafe
aquovie@lemmy.cafe Joined: 2025-07-28 |
As I recall, it was years. Enough time that the orange moron and his handlers will fire them for "performance" reasons and they will (rightly) never see that bonus.
I thought it was 4 years but I thought it was also pro-rated. |
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roofuskit
lemmy.world
roofuskit@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-11-03 |
Wow, I'm sorry for the people who lost him but if that isn't evidence that he should never have been given a gun I don't know what is. We're all just lucky he turned it on himself in a moment of dispair instead of someone else. |
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fyzzlefry
retrolemmy.com
fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.comJoined: 2025-03-16 |
The likely scenario is that he had been fired from previous law enforcement jobs, probably for violent behavior, and this was his last chance. He eventually got violent enough in this job that he became a liability. Perhaps he was already involved in a bad situation. So given his past, it was best to end further liability. He understood that he was at the absolute end of his law enforcement career.
And he would rather die than get an education. |
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hypnicjerk
piefed.social
hypnicjerk@piefed.social Joined: 2025-12-01 |
After doing contracting for years I don't know why anyone would trust "signing bonuses" that aren't paid out immediately. If you don't have it paid immediately, there is no bonus. It's the same as "contract-to-hire" after 6 months. You aren't getting converted at 6 months. It's a 6 month contract then you're out. They're just dangling a carrot barely out of reach
this hasn't been my experience at all but maybe i'm just a model employee? (this comment typed during work hours) 2016 i went from working for a help desk service provider > a private industry help desk who went 6 months contract to hire. mediocre wages and shit commute but was a huge leg up and got specialized training within a year. 2024 i went 6 month contract to hire for a remote contractor in that specialized dev field and got them to provide the job offer in writing 3 months early as a basis for me to secure a home loan. |
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captainlezbian
lemmy.world
captainlezbian@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-29 |
Yeah I’ve always just factored my “bonus” into my total compensation, as it is paid out in an asinine way like that. I plan to move on after the last installment to ensure I reach the same level of compensation, which is on them for paying a somewhat lower base salary than others imo. It is annoying that it framed as some kind of bonus when it really just gives a slight edge to my overall salar...
I don't even consider it when thinking about compensation. It's a nice to have, but unless it's recurring, like a union signing bonus, then the longer I'm there the worse it is, and I really prefer some stability |
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wonderingwanderer
sopuli.xyz
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzJoined: 2025-12-31 |
Too shitty or not shitty enough of a person for ICE, I wonder...?
Imagine wanting to work for ICE so bad that you off yourself when they don't even want you... Are we supposed to feel bad for this guy? I'm confused... |
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HarkMahlberg
kbin.earth
HarkMahlberg@kbin.earthJoined: 2025-03-18 |
A compilation of the greatest hits:
That's right, Good, Pretti, and hundreds of others should not have had to die for this. |
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roofuskit
lemmy.world
roofuskit@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-11-03 |
Officer down
Technically he was no longer an officer of anything. Fired 3 times. |
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Maeve
kbin.earth
Maeve@kbin.earthJoined: 2024-06-16 |
Technically he was no longer an officer of anything. Fired 3 times.
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chewypoops
lemmy.world
chewypoops@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-02-05 |
Hell yeah, I love a happy ending. |
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Tollana1234567
lemmy.today
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-04 |
Imagine wanting to work for ICE so bad that you off yourself when they don't even want you... Are we supposed to feel bad for this guy? I'm confused...
If even ICE wants to fire you, and they take absolute dregs of society, then he should reevaluate his life choices. |
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Tollana1234567
lemmy.today
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-04 |
Didn't the signing bonus hit after some months to a year on the job? Of course Trump and team would try to wlech on it as much as possible and fire people before bonuses got paid out.
5 years in ICE, and ICE wasnt planning on keeping them for 5 years anyways. they let it elapse under the next presidency. |
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wonderingwanderer
sopuli.xyz
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzJoined: 2025-12-31 |
If even ICE wants to fire you, and they take absolute dregs of society, then he should reevaluate his life choices.
My first thought was that he had taken a principled stance on something and they fired him for not being a big enough piece of shit, and then I read further and boy was I wrong... |
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ecvanalog
lemmy.world
ecvanalog@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-02-16 |
I guess it really doesn’t pay to be working for the clampdown. |
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Leviathan
lemmy.world
Leviathan@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-10 |
Didn't expect ICE trash to take itself out. |
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mkwt
lemmy.world
mkwt@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-18 |
Too shitty or not shitty enough of a person for ICE, I wonder...?
ICE went on a massive hiring spree several months ago. There were like no background checks whatsoever. People could get hired online without much of any experience or credentials. It sounds like ICE may be starting to roll some of that back. |
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phoenixarise
lemmy.world
phoenixarise@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-03-09 |
He finally did a good deed. One less pestilence in this world. Good riddance. |
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phoenixarise
lemmy.world
phoenixarise@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-03-09 |
And he would rather die than get an education.
lol sounds like a real loser. |
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phoenixarise
lemmy.world
phoenixarise@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-03-09 |
“contract-to-hire” after 6 months. You aren’t getting converted at 6 months Yeah. File in with the other "lies recruiters tell that no one believes"; like the "we're a family" and "work hard, play hard".
“we’re a family” will have me running for the hills. My own relatives are garbage, and even they haven’t treated me as shabbily as a company that calls themselves a “family.” |
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phoenixarise
lemmy.world
phoenixarise@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-03-09 |
I don’t know why anyone would trust “signing bonuses” that aren’t paid out immediately The hiring pool is people who were too dumb to become cops
Too dumb, too fat, too out of shape. It was fun seeing captors escape their clutches |
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phoenixarise
lemmy.world
phoenixarise@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-03-09 |
5 years in ICE, and ICE wasnt planning on keeping them for 5 years anyways. they let it elapse under the next presidency.
Maybe their idea is that a democrat gets elected, cuts way back on ICE’s budget, and “fires” them, giving democrats the blame. |
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Tollana1234567
lemmy.today
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-04 |
Maybe their idea is that a democrat gets elected, cuts way back on ICE’s budget, and “fires” them, giving democrats the blame.
and then they vote for the right, notice the type of people also employed by ice, AA and hispanics, they want them angry. historically AA voted for dems. |
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Pyr
lemmy.ca
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.caJoined: 2023-06-11 |
The likely scenario is that he had been fired from previous law enforcement jobs, probably for violent behavior, and this was his last chance. He eventually got violent enough in this job that he became a liability. Perhaps he was already involved in a bad situation. So given his past, it was best to end further liability. He understood that he was at the absolute end of his law enforcement career.
A lot of the ice officers were also hired without background checks and given a $50,000 bonus. Now they are being fired before the probation period ends and are required to pay back the $50k which, guess what? Probably has been spent Sounds like a trigger for some of these people taking their lives. |
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