Golden retriever brings toy to burglar.

Cats...owners?

🤣🥰

It is like having a partner. They ain't no tool. They played their cards right and they know you ain't gonna do shit. Sheet kitty tiny but where are dem dinosaurs?

dogs stink and stress me the fuck out

Third one should say:
"I have no owner"

And owner loves me for it.

King Charles spaniel savagely sits in burglar's lap

Choose your burglary targets carefully then, I guess 🤷🏻

1. Attack boy
2. Good boy
3. Gremlin

If someone asks: those robot dogs are bad boys, especially since they're usually intended to be used by police or military. What we will gain by animals not being used in combat will be lost by machine guns on the robot dogs.

Pomeranians: "HOW DARE YOU WALK ON MY SIDE OF THE STREET!! I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY ONE AT A TIME AND MAKE YOU WATCH!!!"

Random Person: "wtf is this pipsqueak barking at?"

Pomeranians: "...THEN I WILL SLICE OFF PIECES OF YOUR FLESH STARTING WITH YOUR FINGERS AND TOES AND KEEP GOING UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD!!!! YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME MOTHERFUCKER!?!?"

Cat behaviour has long been very well documented. If you get a Cat that attacks you, that's on you man.

The small dogs have their rage compressed into a small dog body, raising how much rage they show