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Lemmyoutofhere lemmy.ca Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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Trex lemmy.world Trex202@lemmy.world
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Can Canada also be an attractive lady?

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funkreddit lemmy.zip funkreddit@lemmy.zip
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Perfection erection

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Optional lemmy.world homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world
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It’s perfecto.

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Dadifer lemmy.world Dadifer@lemmy.world
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Can Canada also be an attractive lady?

If she transitions

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Kirp123 lemmy.world Kirp123@lemmy.world
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LMAO

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Stolas lemmy.ca Stolas@lemmy.ca
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My eyes.

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EntheoNaut lemmy.ml EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml
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Glorious!!

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SatansMaggotyCumFart piefed.social SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
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I bet the EU just starfishes like a pillow princess and the USA would really work that rod like it's her job.

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danielfm123 lemmy.zip danielfm123@lemmy.zip
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Make Canada femboy

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thagoat lemmy.dbzer0.com thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Absolute stunner

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Akasazh lemmy.world Akasazh@lemmy.world
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Can Canada also be an attractive lady?

I'm sure they have a nice beaver

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MyBrainHurts piefed.ca MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca
Joined: 2025-09-22
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I bet the EU just starfishes like a pillow princess and the USA would really work that rod like it's her job.

Given the relative rates of obesity, I don't imagine the USA would be much of a performer. More a heaving, sweaty blob with no stamina. To make matters worse, given America's self obsession, you know the USA is not a generous lover and instead wonders why no one is going down on their unwashed pecker which they haven't seen for months.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart piefed.social SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
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Given the relative rates of obesity, I don't imagine the USA would be much of a performer. More a heaving, sweaty blob with no stamina. To make matters worse, given America's self obsession, you know the USA is not a generous lover and instead wonders why no one is going down on their unwashed pecker which they haven't seen for months.

I've been with chubby chicks who have that Jack Black level of athleticism so I think you should stop judging a book by its cover and fat shaming, bud.

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MyBrainHurts piefed.ca MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca
Joined: 2025-09-22
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I've been with chubby chicks who have that Jack Black level of athleticism so I think you should stop judging a book by its cover and fat shaming, bud.

I think you should stop judging a book by its cover

Didn't you just do that with the Europe lady?

And sure, fat people can be athletic, one of the fastest guys on my soccer team is a chunky dude. But on average, when I line up against a chunky person, I'm confident I can out run them and am usually correct.

And when the picture is donald trump, well, yeah, I'm not going to pretend that man is anywhere near a specimen like Jack Black.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart piefed.social SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-16
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I think you should stop judging a book by its cover Didn't you just do that with the Europe lady? And sure, fat people can be athletic, one of the fastest guys on my soccer team is a chunky dude. But on average, when I line up against a chunky person, I'm confident I can out run them and am usually correct. And when the picture is donald trump, well, yeah, I'm not going to pretend that man is a...

It wasn't the cover I used to judge the EU lady by.

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MyBrainHurts piefed.ca MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca
Joined: 2025-09-22
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It wasn't the cover I used to judge the EU lady by.

So, the sexually liberated Europeans would be less fun lovers than the puritanical Americans?

If not the cover, I'm super curious how you came to this uhhhh, interesting conclusion.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart piefed.social SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-16
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So, the sexually liberated Europeans would be less fun lovers than the puritanical Americans? If not the cover, I'm super curious how you came to this uhhhh, interesting conclusion.

Plenty of Americans are sexually liberated just like plenty of Europeans are puritanical.

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MyBrainHurts piefed.ca MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca
Joined: 2025-09-22
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Plenty of Americans are sexually liberated just like plenty of Europeans are puritanical.

Again, averages... Jesus, just google German porn sometime. (Or walk down a street in many European countries, you'll see posters with topless girls etc which would absolutely cause problems in America.)

And again, super curious how you came to your conclusion. Did you just want to be provocative?

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SatansMaggotyCumFart piefed.social SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
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Again, averages... Jesus, just google German porn sometime. (Or walk down a street in many European countries, you'll see posters with topless girls etc which would absolutely cause problems in America.) And again, super curious how you came to your conclusion. Did you just want to be provocative?

Women are allowed to walk around topless in America.

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NotSteve_ lemmy.ca NotSteve_@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-07-16
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I bet the EU just starfishes like a pillow princess and the USA would really work that rod like it's her job.

Literally anything would be better than the US. Canada's leaving an abusive relationship and you guys can fuck off with your pedo fascist leaders

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one_old_coder piefed.social one_old_coder@piefed.social
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Women are allowed to walk around topless in America.

Is it like the 1st amendment that you cannot use whenever you want? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_speech_zone

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SatansMaggotyCumFart piefed.social SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
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Is it like the 1st amendment that you cannot use whenever you want? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_speech_zone

No it's morel like that 2nd amendment we also can't use whenever we want.

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MyBrainHurts piefed.ca MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca
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Women are allowed to walk around topless in America.

you’ll see posters with topless girls etc which would absolutely cause problems in America

Personally, I understand the difference between posters and people. (Though, to be accurate, in some states, women can be topless. You might read about the Free the Nipple movement. Iirc women cannot be topless in public in more than a dozen states (with breastfeeding exemptions.)

And you're just not going to explain how you came to your conclusion eh? Just trying to be edgy or something?

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SatansMaggotyCumFart piefed.social SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
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you’ll see posters with topless girls etc which would absolutely cause problems in America Personally, I understand the difference between posters and people. (Though, to be accurate, in some states, women can be topless. You might read about the Free the Nipple movement. Iirc women cannot be topless in public in more than a dozen states (with breastfeeding exemptions.) And you're just not goin...

Because the American would be unceremoniously fired while with the EU lady you'd probably be taken to all types of labor boards.

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MeatPilot sh.itjust.works MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
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I live in America and can confirm that's how most of our super conservative women look, if they don't have surgery and a personal trainer. You're making the right choice.

As for me, I'm going to get back to looking at real estate near the artic circle.

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mrmisses lemmy.world mrmisses@lemmy.world
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Finally an accurate depiction of trump

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MyBrainHurts piefed.ca MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca
Joined: 2025-09-22
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Because the American would be unceremoniously fired while with the EU lady you'd probably be taken to all types of labor boards.

What a bizzare comment, I can see why you were so reluctant to share.

Cheers!

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ImgurRefugee114 reddthat.com ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com
Joined: 2025-08-26
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I'm sure they have a nice beaver

Thanks I just had it stuffed

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njm1314 lemmy.world njm1314@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-21
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Slop

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KingPorkChop lemmy.ca KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-03-19
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I bet the EU just starfishes like a pillow princess and the USA would really work that rod like it's her job.

That's because it IS her job and I commend her for working so hard for $5.

EU hottie is just tired because she's finishing up her 2nd PhD.

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KingPorkChop lemmy.ca KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-03-19
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you’ll see posters with topless girls etc which would absolutely cause problems in America Personally, I understand the difference between posters and people. (Though, to be accurate, in some states, women can be topless. You might read about the Free the Nipple movement. Iirc women cannot be topless in public in more than a dozen states (with breastfeeding exemptions.) And you're just not goin...

I have a hard time believing SatansMaggotyCumFart is just being edgy. LOL

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SatansMaggotyCumFart piefed.social SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
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What a bizzare comment, I can see why you were so reluctant to share. Cheers!

It’s be easier to understand if you were american.

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NotSteve_ lemmy.ca NotSteve_@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-07-16
#34 · Quote Reply

No it's morel like that 2nd amendment we also can't use whenever we want.

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Hiro8811 lemmy.world Hiro8811@lemmy.world
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Walk_blesseD lemmy.blahaj.zone Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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#36 · Quote Reply

Lemmy be normal about women challenge

Difficulty: LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!!!

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Sam_Bass lemmy.world Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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#37 · Quote Reply

no question either

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Karmanopoly lemmy.world Karmanopoly@lemmy.world
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#38 · Quote Reply

Who gives a shit

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Lemmyoutofhere lemmy.ca Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-03-08
#39 · Quote Reply

Thanks I just had it stuffed

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xia lemmy.ca xia@lemmy.ca
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#40 · Quote Reply

Fixed.

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terranoid lemmy.cafe terranoid@lemmy.cafe
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#41 · Quote Reply

Lemmy be normal about women challenge Difficulty: LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!!!

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terranoid lemmy.cafe terranoid@lemmy.cafe
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#42 · Quote Reply

Fixed.

Fixedest.

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Hanrahan slrpnk.net hanrahan@slrpnk.net
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#43 · (edited) Quote Reply

I live in America and can confirm that's how most of our super conservative women look, if they don't have surgery and a personal trainer. You're making the right choice. As for me, I'm going to get back to looking at real estate near the artic circle.

a variety of body shapes, like this one

I moved to Tasmania

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Jankatarch lemmy.world Jankatarch@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-07-12
#44 · (edited) Quote Reply

Who gives a shit

I, for one, carry around a small bag of my shit to toss at this like one of those mediveal fantasy mercenary money pouches.

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Gammelfisch lemmy.world Gammelfisch@lemmy.world
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#45 · Quote Reply

Spot on! Carry on Canada!

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MyBrainHurts piefed.ca MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca
Joined: 2025-09-22
#46 · Quote Reply

It’s be easier to understand if you were american.

It's not hard to understand, it's just painfully unfunny and doesn't relate at all to your original comment. Which fair, I would've deleted it too were I you.

Cheers.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart piefed.social SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
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#47 · Quote Reply

It's not hard to understand, it's just painfully unfunny and doesn't relate at all to your original comment. Which fair, I would've deleted it too were I you. Cheers.

I haven’t deleted anything.

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athatet lemmy.zip athatet@lemmy.zip
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#48 · Quote Reply

Who gives a shit

Why don’t you?

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xia lemmy.ca xia@lemmy.ca
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#49 · Quote Reply

Fixedest.

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fyzzlefry retrolemmy.com fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com
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#50 · Quote Reply

Who gives a shit

Ur mom

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omghi thelemmy.club omghi@thelemmy.club
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#51 · Quote Reply

WOW I love AI HAHAHA

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