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oldmanalex
sh.itjust.works
oldmanalex@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2026-08-15 |
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FUCKING_CUNO
lemmy.dbzer0.com
FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-04-30 |
Blender on Jupiter confirmed? |
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TrackinDaKraken
lemmy.world
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-02-26 |
"Stop playing with your food!" ~ Your mom. |
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notabot
piefed.social
notabot@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-04 |
Jupiter made with blender? CONFIRMED: SPACE IS A HOAX!!1! |
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aburrito
sh.itjust.works
aburrito@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-07-06 |
The bottom of Saturn has a |
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treadful
lemmy.zip
treadful@lemmy.zipJoined: 2023-06-13 |
What are you doing with those peas though? |
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saruwatarikooji
lemmy.world
saruwatarikooji@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-03 |
What are you doing with those peas though?
Split pea soup I'd assume. Pretty good when made right. |
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this_1_is_mine
lemmy.ml
this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml Joined: 2023-07-16 |
Split pea soup I'd assume. Pretty good when made right.
I'll tell you if your making it... Split pea .... You don't need to blend them. You just cook. If you use a blender at all you need to turn off your stove and walk away. Your not ready yet to make a start and ignore soup. Let alone one your now involving a blender to make. |
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bobbyfiend
retrolemmy.com
bobbyfiend@retrolemmy.com Joined: 2026-06-21 |
And from this we must assume that Saturn is surrounded, indeed bound, by a massive metallic cylinder. |
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pebbles
sh.itjust.works
pebbles@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2024-11-18 |
The bottom of Saturn has a dodecahedron decagon!
I think there is one less dimension and two less points on the actual shape. |
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rockerface🇺🇦
lemmy.cafe
rockerface@lemmy.cafeJoined: 2025-06-29 |
What are you doing with those peas though?
A model of Saturn, obviously |
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TrackinDaKraken
lemmy.world
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-02-26 |
What are you doing with those peas though?
Hoping for whirled peas, I suppose. |
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InvalidName2
lemmy.zip
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-07-10 |
Whirled Peas is not enough, we demand an inter solar solution. |
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aburrito
sh.itjust.works
aburrito@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-07-06 |
I think there is one less dimension and two less points on the actual shape. https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap260908.html
🙈 you right, decagon |
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PeriodicallyPedantic
lemmy.ca
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-07-13 |
Til Saturn is made of peas. Huh. |
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Hadriscus
jlai.lu
Hadriscus@jlai.lu Joined: 2025-06-10 |
Til Saturn is made of peas. Huh.
and love ! |
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FiskFisk33
startrek.website
FiskFisk33@startrek.website Joined: 2023-08-10 |
Oh! So its because the protective around around saturns blades is hexagonal, of course! |
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MinnesotaGoddam
lemmy.world
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-27 |
🙈 you right, decagon
The bottom of Saturn has duodenitis |
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wyldrstallyns
lemmy.dbzer0.com
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2026-05-16 |
So... Saturn's thicker than a bowl o' oatmeal? |
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GenXLiberal
lemmy.world
GenXLiberal@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-21 |
So... Saturn's thicker than a bowl o' oatmeal?
👈👀👈 |
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deltapi
lemmy.world
deltapi@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-12-16 |
I'll tell you if your making it... Split pea .... You don't need to blend them. You just cook. If you use a blender at all you need to turn off your stove and walk away. Your not ready yet to make a start and ignore soup. Let alone one your now involving a blender to make.
I don't know who is down voting you, but yeah, you're right, split pea soup doesn't require blending. |
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davetortoise
reddthat.com
davetortoise@reddthat.com Joined: 2025-10-13 |
I mean to be fair there probably is the same kind of fluid dynamics effect going on here |
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ChunderBustickles
piefed.nz
ChunderBustickles@piefed.nz Joined: 2026-09-10 |
A model of Saturn, obviously
I only.just realised it's Jupiter not Saturn that has "the 'gon" and blew straight past the title... its been a long week, though, so maybe that's related |
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rockerface🇺🇦
lemmy.cafe
rockerface@lemmy.cafeJoined: 2025-06-29 |
I only.just realised it's Jupiter not Saturn that has "the 'gon" and blew straight past the title... its been a long week, though, so maybe that's related
Every planet deserves a hexagon. Hexagons are bestagons! |
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nqua
sh.itjust.works
nqua@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-01-27 |
Jupiter made with blender? CONFIRMED: SPACE IS A HOAX!!1!
not necessarily, usually i print things after i created them with blender and even if jupiter was printed, it would then still be real. just its origin would be ... interesting, i mean how many edges, faces and vertices? could we still see and count them with todays technologie? how was it printed - my printer doesnt even support printing liquids to astronimical bodies let alone gas. |
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nqua
sh.itjust.works
nqua@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-01-27 |
at least we now know where saturn got its rotation and storms from. |
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Diplomjodler
lemmy.world
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-01-08 |
That must be one hell of a blender. |
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notabot
piefed.social
notabot@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-04 |
not necessarily, usually i print things after i created them with blender and even if jupiter was printed, it would then still be real. just its origin would be ... interesting, i mean how many edges, faces and vertices? could we still see and count them with todays technologie? how was it printed - my printer doesnt even support printing liquids to astronimical bodies let alone gas. so many qu...
I reckon they didn't even bother 3d printing it. I think they just printed an image on paper and stuck it to the sky. When it goes below the horizon they scrape it off and put a new sticker up, with an image rendered from a slightly different angle, so it's ready for the next night. |
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Texas_Hangover
lemmy.radio
Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio Joined: 2024-11-09 |
Peas are one of my least favorite foods, out of morbid curiosity, what are you going to do with that pea slurry? |
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ebber
europe.pub
ebber@europe.pub Joined: 2026-06-06 |
Well this experiment happened on earth in earth gravity, while the entirety of Saturn is like a sphere in outer space. So we need to send the peas to the ISS and rerun the experiment. |
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Leviathan
lemmy.world
Leviathan@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-10 |
Oh! So its because the protective around around saturns blades is hexagonal, of course!
Or circular with 6 equidistant holes. |
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Leviathan
lemmy.world
Leviathan@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-10 |
Peas are one of my least favorite foods, out of morbid curiosity, what are you going to do with that pea slurry?
Probably eat the creamy soup? Just a guess, not OP. Personally I enjoy my pea soup to be lumpy. |
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melsaskca
lemmy.ca
melsaskca@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-03-09 |
Probably eat the creamy soup? Just a guess, not OP. Personally I enjoy my pea soup to be lumpy.
One man's pea soup is another man's slurry. /s |
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melsaskca
lemmy.ca
melsaskca@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-03-09 |
Oops! Wrong planet. I came here to make a stupid "Uranus" joke. /s |
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ironhydroxide
sh.itjust.works
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-11-27 |
Well this experiment happened on earth in earth gravity, while the entirety of Saturn is like a sphere in outer space. So we need to send the peas to the ISS and rerun the experiment.
On earth, witch happens to be a sphere in outer space..... |
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Corkyskog
sh.itjust.works
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-12 |
That must be one hell of a blender.
Immersion Blender's will change your life. It's almost as useful as an air fryer. |
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Logarrhythmia
lemmy.world
Logarrhythmia@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-07-13 |
Oops! Wrong planet. I came here to make a stupid "Uranus" joke. /s
Saturn… Sat on uranus! i dunno, tried my best, sorry. |
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Tacky4092
feddit.org
Tacky4092@feddit.org Joined: 2026-04-20 |
Peas are one of my least favorite foods, out of morbid curiosity, what are you going to do with that pea slurry?
Ever heard of the concept of soup? |
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AlphaOmega
lemmy.world
AlphaOmega@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-20 |
I like Enoch's interpretation of Saturn. |
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ricecake
sh.itjust.works
ricecake@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-11 |
The people who figured out the math of the hexagon also figured out you could do it with a bucket of water and a turntable. |
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this_1_is_mine
lemmy.ml
this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml Joined: 2023-07-16 |
I don't know who is down voting you, but yeah, you're right, split pea soup doesn't require blending. Maybe people use whole dried peas instead of split peas blend it?
Even then just cook them the long the softer and will turn to paste on its own its like potatos. I never have to cook them longer then 2 hours anyway or you already are past mushy peas. |
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wyldrstallyns
lemmy.dbzer0.com
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2026-05-16 |
👈👀👈
Oh, lawd. She comin'. Ain't no retrograde here. |
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TheOrcWhoWrites
lemmy.world
HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-11-27 |
On earth, witch happens to be a sphere in outer space.....
The difference in gravity does matter. |
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dalekcaan
feddit.nl
dalekcaan@feddit.nl Joined: 2025-06-26 |
Blender on Jupiter confirmed?
Weird, I thought they were based in Amsterdam. |
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melsaskca
lemmy.ca
melsaskca@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-03-09 |
Saturn… Sat on uranus! i dunno, tried my best, sorry.
That's Gold! |
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stringere
sh.itjust.works
stringere@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-08-15 |
On earth, witch happens to be a sphere in outer space.....
Man, just when you think you're safe, witch happens. |
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Batman
lemmy.world
Batman@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-09 |
The difference in gravity does matter.
It's the same gravity, just in a different position. Saturn's gravity effects us all, but we show it no respect, hmmph. |
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TheOrcWhoWrites
lemmy.world
HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-11-27 |
It's the same gravity, just in a different position. Saturn's gravity effects us all, but we show it no respect, hmmph.
So Saturns gravity is the same as Earth's gravity? |
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