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LOL! Well the cop may have been honest.

Ohhh shit.

Cop: do you know why I pulled you over?

Me: fuck. Is it because I'm ugly as fuck? Third time this month.

gets shot for not complying

They don’t need no alibi

He's been reassigned to the fashion police.

He just wanted to meet his quota. This is ridiculous if it is real. Overstepping their authority.

Imagine finding out you are too ugly from being pulled over by a cop.

Holy shit, the one honest cop in the Chicago metro!

(Yes, I am asking all my friends how their trip to Chicago was)

I don't see the problem, being ugly as fuck is not a protected class

Oh my God, this comment is so dumb and I hurt myself laughing because of it

I was going to link the Fox article from OP's image, but it skips some pertinent facts that are included in this one from NBC.

A Chicago police officer unlawfully stopped and searched a student walking home from the bus, telling him and the person he was with that they were targeted because they were “ugly as f---,” according to findings released by a watchdog group.

The Fox article ledt out that it was two students who just got off a school bus. The ages were redacted from the report, which I assume means they were minors.

Fucking cop got a five day paid vacation.

GPS still on eating up battery while they are connected to a wifi network.

I aim for complete idiocy day to day, happy to be of service

Yep, at least theyre honest about it rather than throwing random accusations.

A browser that's Gemini flavored is making this device a very good handwarmer.

I need to see pics of the ugly person

If being ugly as fuck was a crime, there'd only be like 12 people not in jail.