Double down

Spam the same comment over and over then abandon the account

Tell my spouse that's not what needs to be blown.

Mea culpa.

Because I'm not an asshole.

Well I sleep with the fan on so that’s not unusual.

Then I would need to see you alone. Cancel all operations and tell your friends to cool it

I visit a certain vacuum cleaner shop in Albuquerque with a suitcase full of cash.

Let it cool off before asking it to return the favor

If it still drives limp it to my mechanic, if it doesn't remove/scratch off the vin plates and etchings and set it on fire and report it stolen.

Cry

Tell him that we need to get back to work.

Chase it down the block, and hope it doesn't land in a stormdrain again.

Burn it all, to the fucking ground.