She knows. She just don’t care

terrifying

You must be new to cats. They don't give a fuck

It is your cat.

Cats are punk and will do what they are told not to

https://youtube.com/watch?v=J66wMU51ZSI

Looks like the Skunk Ape to me

Wait! There! Panel 5!

Is that...

...an autobot?

Impossible! She would never disobey me!

Smells like one too!

Cats will do exactly what they're not allowed to do. Source: my cats.

"Your puny hand has no power here"

My neighbor (who doesn't have a cat) said cats are dumb because they don't listen to and understand you like dogs do.

I told him that cats listen and understand, they just don't give a fuck.

Cats have really hot eyes!

Your cat knows you don't want to catch her in this room. Not the same thing. Fortunately, you're not catching her in this room. Just a cryptid.

My cat was like that, when it was all quiet after lunch we knew she was trying to eat something leftover in the kitchen

Doesn't look like a cat that's not allowed in there.

Looks more like swamp gas from a weather balloon created a thermal pocket by reflecting light from Venus.

And a colder nose than I expected!

This cryptid is known for human interaction, but do not fall for its tricks. No matter what it attempts to convey, know that it has already eaten.

Sure "swamp" gas

The heat is clearly caused by ball lightning igniting the swamp gas.

I used to have a cat where the house rule was "no cats on the kitchen counter".

Well ... Ok, no cats on the kitchen counter when I'm in the room.

... If I see you on the kitchen counter, I'll scoop you up and set you on the floor?

... I admit defeat.

Well she's not on the counter...

You're as much a lawyer as that darn cat!