Source: Reddit

Cat Patch 7.0.12

Fixed an issue where sometimes whiskers would get tangled.

Increased appeal to owner status when begging for treat.

Decreased time to reach maximum volume when ignored.

Increased chances of detecting "wall corner spirits"

Increased rate at which nails reach maximum sharpness.

Increased maximum threshold for "Chonk," "Kitty," and "Fuzzy" stats.

that's a cat that's about to wake up, meow super loud and just run for 3 hours braking anything in its way

I've had a cat do this so violently it freaked me out. Eyes rolled back, mouth half open, twitching like a seizure, and patting her enough to shake her a little wouldn't wake her up.

She was totally fine

Upgrading from CAT5 to CAT6

Actuators recalibrating before engaging attack mode for no reason.

Yep that’s scary. My cat is a very light sleeper, so I take extra care not to wake her up when she’s dreaming. But once, she was so calm it looked like she wasn’t breathing, so I disturbed her. That was the one day she was sleeping so soundly she didn’t react. It freaked me up and I shaked her, then she woke up. Goddamn.