Link: https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-mom-sex-with-son-polk-county-christina-clemens-shane-clemens/

"Shane, you ought not ever lay a hand on your mama," Sheriff Judd said in a Facebook on Tuesday.

"Only about 100 times"

...I'm 40 and that's more sex than I've had in my entire life lol

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According to Judd, Shane Clemens became angry after his mother called deputies and they arrested him. That's when he informed deputies that he and his mother had been having a sexual relationship since he was 18 years old, according to Judd.

Stupid is as stupid does.

🫂

The husband, who wasn't identified, said he had no idea that his wife and her son were having sex, but found it suspicious that they would go into the master bedroom and lock the door.

My goodness, to be that blissfully unaware of the world you live in.

What the fuck

It's not the first, or even tenth thing that would come to mind for most husband/fathers.

Also, young boys learn to be quiet.

I think after the first 30 or 40 times, I might start to get a bit suspicious.

Wait, you can be charged with adultery?

One would think, but once you've stuck your head in the sand, it can be hard to pull it out. Also, maybe he suspected but didn't care and didn't want to admit that for fear of being found complicit.

Florida is stupid, and Grady Judd is the poster boy.

You couldn't torture that information out of me.