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schnurrito
discuss.tchncs.de
schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.deJoined: 2023-06-24 |
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deeprlyeh
lemmus.org
deeprlyeh@lemmus.org Joined: 2026-08-14 |
This will be the way to justify any action they take. |
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ThePantser
sh.itjust.works
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-02-19 |
This is how the AI will start WW3.5. Not by directing it to happen but by "Oopsie Doodles". |
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Lost_My_Mind
lemmy.world
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-05-07 |
This is how the AI will start WW3.5. Not by directing it to happen but by "Oopsie Doodles".
There was an incident in 1983 where russian officials had been warned of an incoming nuclear attack. 4 missiles which would hit in roughly 3 hours. They had to decide if they wanted to respond by firing nuclear missiles of their own. The decision went to a 3 judge panel. The first 2 advisors said yes, fire nuclear missiles at the USA. The third man said no. He reasoned why would the USA ruin a surprise attack by firing such a low amount of nuclear weapons? If the USA was going to attack, it would attack with all it's might. It wouldn't fire just 4 missiles. The approval for retaliation required all 3 to agree on a decision. No agreement was made, and ultimately russia did NOT retaliate against the attack. Later, when no missiles hit russia, they realized it wasn't missiles. It was clouds. The arrangement of the planet, the sun, and the moon were in just the right position to make a solar flair off of clouds, which 1980s radar mistook for missiles. Now, let's look at this from the USA's perspective. It's just a random Tuesday. And nothing happened. America wasn't even made aware of the event until the 2000s. But let's imagine an alternate reality where the 3rd guy said yes. From the USAs perspective, russia just went apeshit and started firing off hundreds or thousands of nukes at the USA for no reason. Remember, they never did fire at russia, or even discuss it that day. They would have just looked at radar and realized they'd been attacked. And in both the future and the past, both cases are just "oops, computer boo-boo" So have fun sleeping tonight. Knowing that at any moment, your life could be bombed out of existence because some world leader decided to have an ego and a computer boo-boo. Then look at todays world leaders and ask if it's likely they have an ego and a disregard for human life. I mean fucking hell, Putin will intentionally get his own men killed. We live in the dumbest timeline. |
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schipelblorp
sh.itjust.works
schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-05-16 |
There was an incident in 1983 where russian officials had been warned of an incoming nuclear attack. 4 missiles which would hit in roughly 3 hours. They had to decide if they wanted to respond by firing nuclear missiles of their own. The decision went to a 3 judge panel. The first 2 advisors said yes, fire nuclear missiles at the USA. The third man said no. He reasoned why would the USA ruin a ...
I think someone's filled a book from all the brushes with armageddon during the cold war. This was far from a rare occurence. |
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schipelblorp
sh.itjust.works
schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-05-16 |
This is how the AI will start WW3.5. Not by directing it to happen but by "Oopsie Doodles".
Sorry I started WW3. You are correct to call me out on that. I promise to do better next time. |
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Senator Collins
aussie.zone
SenatorCollins@aussie.zoneJoined: 2025-02-20 |
Well, there are a lot of these ships going around the world all the time, and very seldom does anything like this happen. I just donβt want people thinking that freighters arenβt safe. |
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the_q
piefed.social
the_q@piefed.social Joined: 2026-08-04 |
99 Red Balloon Emojis. |
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Arcanepotato
crazypeople.online
Arcanepotato@crazypeople.onlineJoined: 2025-05-24 |
That's some Dr. Stranglelove shit (Don't look at the joke too closely. Shhhhh.... Just let me have this.) |
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ohulancutash
feddit.uk
ohulancutash@feddit.uk Joined: 2025-02-16 |
I think someone's filled a book from all the brushes with armageddon during the cold war. This was far from a rare occurence.
Perhaps the closest was in 1995 when a US/Norwegian scientific rocket happened to enter the flight path an ICBM would take from US launchers to Moscow. The alert was sudden and fast-moving, and led to Yeltsin activating his launch codes and submarines placed on alert for imminent retaliation, the only time a nuclear state has been known to do so. |
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empireOfLove2
lemmy.dbzer0.com
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2023-12-22 |
I think someone's filled a book from all the brushes with armageddon during the cold war. This was far from a rare occurence.
The number er of times we've been itching to destroy ourselves, you'd swear someone else had to be intervening to keep us from doing it |
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Airfried
piefed.social
Airfried@piefed.social Joined: 2026-03-05 |
Imagine it's war and everyone is on the wrong vessel. |
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shweddy
lemmy.world
shweddy@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-03-21 |
Hegseths military would start a world war over some ai hallucinations |
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Viking_Hippie
lemmy.dbzer0.com
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-12-04 |
99 Red Balloon Emojis.
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Dagnet
lemmy.world
Dagnet@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-07 |
This will be the way to justify any action they take.
"AI said that country has weapons of mass destruction! We need to invade right now!" |
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schipelblorp
sh.itjust.works
schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-05-16 |
Perhaps the closest was in 1995 when a US/Norwegian scientific rocket happened to enter the flight path an ICBM would take from US launchers to Moscow. The alert was sudden and fast-moving, and led to Yeltsin activating his launch codes and submarines placed on alert for imminent retaliation, the only time a nuclear state has been known to do so.
But, wait! There's more! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_close_calls I'd save that page for the morning. |
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Zink
programming.dev
Zink@programming.dev Joined: 2023-08-08 |
Sorry I started WW3. You are correct to call me out on that. I promise to do better next time.
Not even a single emoji or exclamation point? I see you, fellow human. |
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Lemminary
lemmy.world
Lemminary@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-13 |
Dumb dumb dumb dumb |
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Gerudo
lemmy.zip
Gerudo@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-28 |
How would AI even have the info to pull together something like this? Are they literally feeding chatgpt military reports? |
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forks
lemmy.world
forks@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-30 |
There was an incident in 1983 where russian officials had been warned of an incoming nuclear attack. 4 missiles which would hit in roughly 3 hours. They had to decide if they wanted to respond by firing nuclear missiles of their own. The decision went to a 3 judge panel. The first 2 advisors said yes, fire nuclear missiles at the USA. The third man said no. He reasoned why would the USA ruin a ...
It wasn't even a panel, it was just a single guy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1983_Soviet_nuclear_false_alarm_incident |
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limelight79
lemmy.world
limelight79@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-06-04 |
How would AI even have the info to pull together something like this? Are they literally feeding chatgpt military reports?
I assume so, yes. We've seen plenty of evidence this administration is using it elsewhere, so why not in this arena, too? |
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Eq0
literature.cafe
Eq0@literature.cafe Joined: 2023-08-01 |
How would AI even have the info to pull together something like this? Are they literally feeding chatgpt military reports?
I have some very secret intelligence. What should I do wit it? Feed it to ChatGPT so it can train its next models on it! |
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βοΈ-
lemmy.ml
umbrella@lemmy.mlJoined: 2023-07-12 |
There was an incident in 1983 where russian officials had been warned of an incoming nuclear attack. 4 missiles which would hit in roughly 3 hours. They had to decide if they wanted to respond by firing nuclear missiles of their own. The decision went to a 3 judge panel. The first 2 advisors said yes, fire nuclear missiles at the USA. The third man said no. He reasoned why would the USA ruin a ...
every time i hear that story a few details are a little bit different. |
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frank
sopuli.xyz
frank@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2023-06-05 |
I think someone's filled a book from all the brushes with armageddon during the cold war. This was far from a rare occurence.
Not specifically that, but there's a book by Dan Carlin (of hardcore history) called The End is Always Near and it's fantastic. All the brushes with species ending/altering events throughout history |
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chicken
lemmy.dbzer0.com
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2023-06-30 |
How would AI even have the info to pull together something like this? Are they literally feeding chatgpt military reports?
Basically |
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tigeruppercut
lemmy.zip
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipJoined: 2023-08-20 |
CNNβs report said the analyst in question used a chatbot to analyze intelligence reports regarding the Chinese shipβs manifest, leading to the near-disastrous result Last December, the Department of Defense announced it would use Googleβs Gemini for Government as the basis for its bespoke βGenAI.milβ platform. Last month, the department added Grok for Government as an option on the platform. An...
Oh good, so it can throw in some fart jokes and randomly generate CP for you while hallucinating military strategies. |
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Talcosis
lemmy.zip
impairedimperator@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-06-03 |
There was an incident in 1983 where russian officials had been warned of an incoming nuclear attack. 4 missiles which would hit in roughly 3 hours. They had to decide if they wanted to respond by firing nuclear missiles of their own. The decision went to a 3 judge panel. The first 2 advisors said yes, fire nuclear missiles at the USA. The third man said no. He reasoned why would the USA ruin a ...
You're confusing two different incidents. The missiles was stanislav petrov, who made the decision to not retaliate alone, as a lieutenant in a nuclear missile battery on land. The three man panel was a diesel electric sub that was trapped by NATO forces, and without contact with the kremlin for several days had to choose between surfacing and firing their nuclear torpedo. The captain and political officer voted to fire, but the third guy, who was some sort of admiral, refused to agree. So the sub surfaced, confirmed there was no war, and went back home. |
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Mihies
programming.dev
Mihies@programming.dev Joined: 2024-06-16 |
This is how the AI will start WW3.5. Not by directing it to happen but by "Oopsie Doodles".
Well, it already helped killing children in Iranian school, why not something more spectacular... |
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Tollana1234567
lemmy.today
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-04 |
CNNβs report said the analyst in question used a chatbot to analyze intelligence reports regarding the Chinese shipβs manifest, leading to the near-disastrous result Last December, the Department of Defense announced it would use Googleβs Gemini for Government as the basis for its bespoke βGenAI.milβ platform. Last month, the department added Grok for Government as an option on the platform. An...
palantir AI isnt living up to expectation as it seems. |
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Tollana1234567
lemmy.today
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-04 |
Hegseths military would start a world war over some ai hallucinations
starting with testoserone testing on men around him. |
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joostjakob
lemmy.world
joostjakob@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-26 |
every time i hear that story a few details are a little bit different.
It's a mismash of a few true stories |
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joostjakob
lemmy.world
joostjakob@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-26 |
There was an incident in 1983 where russian officials had been warned of an incoming nuclear attack. 4 missiles which would hit in roughly 3 hours. They had to decide if they wanted to respond by firing nuclear missiles of their own. The decision went to a 3 judge panel. The first 2 advisors said yes, fire nuclear missiles at the USA. The third man said no. He reasoned why would the USA ruin a ...
The fact that you are able to tell the story (very wrong in details but true in spirit) proves we are in fact not in the dumbest of timelines. At least we weren't back then. |
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PostaL
lemmy.world
PostaL@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-21 |
This is how the AI will start WW3.5. Not by directing it to happen but by "Oopsie Doodles".
You're absolutely right, and thank you for pointing that out. π― You did not ask me to launch a nuclear bomb. You asked me to tidy up a spreadsheet, and I launched a nuclear bomb. That's on me. What happened:
What you were right about:
Going forward: Would you like me to do that, or should we get back to the spreadsheet? |
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Aceticon
lemmy.dbzer0.com
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-12-06 |
So AI might actually destroy the World. Not because it's actually intelligent and can decide to end Humanity but because idiots are using it as if it was intelligent, possibly with insufficient human oversight, in critical decision making with broad and dangerous implications. |
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Axolotl
feddit.it
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.itJoined: 2025-10-10 |
You're absolutely right, and thank you for pointing that out. π― You did not ask me to launch a nuclear bomb. You asked me to tidy up a spreadsheet, and I launched a nuclear bomb. That's on me. What happened: You asked for a simple formatting fix I interpreted "clean this up" very broadly A nuclear bomb was released What you were right about: At no point did you authorize a detonation "Sort colu...
Get back to the spreadsheet |
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Sidhean
piefed.social
Sidhean@piefed.social Joined: 2025-08-20 |
You're absolutely right, and thank you for pointing that out. π― You did not ask me to launch a nuclear bomb. You asked me to tidy up a spreadsheet, and I launched a nuclear bomb. That's on me. What happened: You asked for a simple formatting fix I interpreted "clean this up" very broadly A nuclear bomb was released What you were right about: At no point did you authorize a detonation "Sort colu...
Sort column B Make no mistakes DO NOT launch one or more nuclear missiles For the love of god DO NOT TOUCH PRODUCTION |
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