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America sh.itjust.works Gullible@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-09
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Honestly, I occasionally do this. I'm not interested in other people or interacting with them while they're running, just in walking as briefly as possible from the cardio area to the weights. Which seems silly, but in my defense, I am profoundly stupid while exercising because of anemia.

I also need a partner to keep me from repeating reps and sets. On my own, I ended up doing 800 bodyweight squats once, when I meant to do only 500. My hamstrings were pounding and my quads itched from how badly I fucked up.

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Dr. Bob lemmy.ca DrBob@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-07-05
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I have a favorite treadmill. I don't care if you're next to me.

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webghost0101 sopuli.xyz webghost0101@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-07-20
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Men will know that this is actually toilet humor.

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partial_accumen lemmy.world partial_accumen@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-15
#5 · (edited) Quote Reply

I'm sure I've been that guy before at my gym, but it has nothing to do with the people to the left or right of me. Counterintuitively, its actually probably the least creepy choice at my gym to take that middle treadmill.

At my gym almost all the cardio machines (including treadmills and stationary bikes) are all in long rows facing one another...except 3 treadmills on one aisle, one stair machine on another aisle, and one stationary bike on yet another aisle. So unless you actually like staring at someone else 5 feet in front of you, with both of you exhaling from exertion right each other's faces, those 5 machine are you only choices. Any time one of those non-facing-someone-else-machines is open, I'll choose those first. I don't think I'm the only one that's noticed this because those seem to be the most occupied machines. I'd much rather be standing next to someone with both of us facing the same direction away from one another rather than having to stare and breath on each other as we work out.

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Brave Little Hitachi Wand lemmy.ca Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-12
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Honestly, I occasionally do this. I'm not interested in other people or interacting with them while they're running, just in walking as briefly as possible from the cardio area to the weights. Which seems silly, but in my defense, I am profoundly stupid while exercising because of anemia. I also need a partner to keep me from repeating reps and sets. On my own, I ended up doing 800 bodyweight s...

500 seems like a high number already

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Walters, Fern bookwyr.me waltersf@bookwyr.me
Joined: 2026-08-23
#7 · Quote Reply

I have a favorite treadmill. I don't care if you're next to me.

do it at your personal gym, or wait, like everyone else.

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Walters, Fern bookwyr.me waltersf@bookwyr.me
Joined: 2026-08-23
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Honestly, I occasionally do this. I'm not interested in other people or interacting with them while they're running, just in walking as briefly as possible from the cardio area to the weights. Which seems silly, but in my defense, I am profoundly stupid while exercising because of anemia. I also need a partner to keep me from repeating reps and sets. On my own, I ended up doing 800 bodyweight s...

Having a spotter is fine.

Being close to women you don't know that went out of their way to exercises at the farthest part of the gym for a reason is precisely why they too are

not interested in other people or interacting with them.

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America sh.itjust.works Gullible@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-09
#9 · (edited) Quote Reply

500 seems like a high number already

You build up over months and years until it feels basic. Try to tack 5 more onto every set and you'll get there quickly enough, as long as you don't injure yourself.

I'm not feeling my best but I imagine I could do about 50 bodyweight squats in one sitting without issue. Within the month, I could turn that into 150 as I'm reconditioned. By year's end, 350. 500's very easily attainable so long as you make certain to strengthen your ligaments.

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America sh.itjust.works Gullible@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-09
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Having a spotter is fine. Being close to women you don't know that went out of their way to exercises at the farthest part of the gym for a reason is precisely why they too are not interested in other people or interacting with them.

Try to explain that to me as I stare blankly at you from oxygen deprivation. I agree with you now, but anemia is a helluva drug

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Walters, Fern bookwyr.me waltersf@bookwyr.me
Joined: 2026-08-23
#11 · Quote Reply

Try to explain that to me as I stare blankly at you from oxygen deprivation. I agree with you now, but anemia is a helluva drug

breath, take your supplements. look at what bearded is holding on es right hand.

E’s not there to exercise.

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America sh.itjust.works Gullible@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-09
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breath, take your supplements. look at what bearded is holding on es right hand. E’s not there to exercise.

I am, they take forever to build up. :<

But you're right, I didn't notice the phone and the leisure. Definitely a peculiar thing for an unimpaired person to do

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Brave Little Hitachi Wand lemmy.ca Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-12
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You build up over months and years until it feels basic. Try to tack 5 more onto every set and you'll get there quickly enough, as long as you don't injure yourself. I'm not feeling my best but I imagine I could do about 50 bodyweight squats in one sitting without issue. Within the month, I could turn that into 150 as I'm reconditioned. By year's end, 350. 500's very easily attainable so long a...

High reps aren't really my goal, I just want to look trim and be able to keep up with my kid. What was your goal with that set?

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Onno (VK6FLAB) lemmy.radio vk6flab@lemmy.radio
Joined: 2024-03-04
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I cannot count the number of times this exact phenomenon has happened to me when parking my car in an empty carpark.

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America sh.itjust.works Gullible@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-09
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High reps aren't really my goal, I just want to look trim and be able to keep up with my kid. What was your goal with that set?

Just to maintain mobility and see whether I could reach 1000+ in average sessions. It was an incremental game played with my own body. Unfortunately, I topped out around a consistent 700, before deciding that 20 constant minutes of squats wasn't fun. It did let me stop from a full sprint within 2 steps, which was a fun parlor trick.

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AeronMelon lemmy.world aeronmelon@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-12-26
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Men will know that this is actually toilet humor.

I was going to say, same exact energy as snuggling up to someone on the urinal wall.

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Dr. Bob lemmy.ca DrBob@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-07-05
#17 · Quote Reply

do it at your personal gym, or wait, like everyone else.

Wait until the one I like and the ones on either side are empty?

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Walters, Fern bookwyr.me waltersf@bookwyr.me
Joined: 2026-08-23
#18 · (edited) Quote Reply

Wait until the one I like and the ones on either side are empty?

Sure, unless you also have a favorite public toilet stall that you allow company to join you in.

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Walters, Fern bookwyr.me waltersf@bookwyr.me
Joined: 2026-08-23
#19 · (edited) Quote Reply

I cannot count the number of times this exact phenomenon has happened to me when parking my car in an empty carpark.

joke: they must really like your car radios. /s

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Brave Little Hitachi Wand lemmy.ca Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-12
#20 · Quote Reply

Just to maintain mobility and see whether I could reach 1000+ in average sessions. It was an incremental game played with my own body. Unfortunately, I topped out around a consistent 700, before deciding that 20 constant minutes of squats wasn't fun. It did let me stop from a full sprint within 2 steps, which was a fun parlor trick.

Kinda fun. Pretty crazy that you were doing 700, glad your hair didn't fall out as you turn into an unstoppable superhero

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Million lemmy.zip Million@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2023-06-30
#21 · Quote Reply

Sure, unless you also have a favorite public toilet stall that you allow company to join you in.

If my favourite toilet stall is free i dont care if the two stalls next to it are filled. Its not like they are forcing themselves into an occupied stall or treadmill.

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Walters, Fern bookwyr.me waltersf@bookwyr.me
Joined: 2026-08-23
#22 · (edited) Quote Reply

If my favourite toilet stall is free i dont care if the two stalls next to it are filled. Its not like they are forcing themselves into an occupied stall or treadmill.

allow company to join you in.

We are talking about a singular stall. Didn't take you for a public slut.

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