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oldmanalex sh.itjust.works oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works
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PattyMcB lemmy.world PattyMcB@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-12
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As a disabled American veteran, I'd like a smoothie please
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SomeRandomNoob discuss.tchncs.de SomeRandomNoob@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2025-03-08
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PattyMcB wrote:
As a disabled American veteran, I'd like a smoothie please

Judging by their name they would probably make a smoothie out of you.
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PattyMcB lemmy.world PattyMcB@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-12
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SomeRandomNoob wrote:
Judging by their name they would probably make a smoothie out of you.

I find this proposal acceptable
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Skunk [any] lemmy.zip skunk@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-07-25
#5 · Quote Reply

🫡 a houthi-smoothie
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Imgonnatrythis sh.itjust.works Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-09-23
#6 · Quote Reply

Sugar will do the trick
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fulcrummed lemmy.world fulcrummed@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
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SomeRandomNoob wrote:
Judging by their name they would probably make a smoothie out of you.

Maybe more of a soup since they’re already kinda a vegetable? 💁
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bdonvr thelemmy.club bdonvr@thelemmy.club
Joined: 2023-06-14
#8 · Quote Reply

Orders are orders, as they'd say
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jdr lemmy.ml jdr@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2021-07-28
#9 · Quote Reply

Zoner
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Lushed_Lungfish lemmy.ca Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-02-14
#10 · Quote Reply

I mean, their government is already doing a fine job of that.
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jumping redditor [they/them] sh.itjust.works jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-30
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they really haven't
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Echo Dot feddit.uk echodot@feddit.uk
Joined: 2023-07-26
#12 · Quote Reply

Perhaps the idea is that the Oreo milkshake contain so much sugar that it'll actually cause permanent injury.
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