[a character is pointing at and berating a strawman made to look like a stereotypical communist]
So, you're a communist right?
Okay then, solve every single problem in the world right now
Create the perfect society, we're watching, you have five minutes
Can't do it? Sounds like your silly ideology is whack then
Tankie!

https://thebad.website/comic/reasonable_request

And even if you bring up a perfect argument they scoff and say that it's too good to be true and an unrealistic utopia

Sure, THAT'S what's the problem with them 🙄

I don't know which type of society would be better and work long term and on a large scale. I do know, however, that capitalism and nation states have failed spectacularly and we need to try something else. And it's most likely not something that's been tried so far.

How would your society solve this ultra specific scenario that I made up, I need step by step instructions or your ideology is a joke.

Say what you will about China but they've been great on solar so far, which is a huge net positive for the environment and reversing climate change.

Except for state communism you can point to multiple historical examples where it failed, especially ones that online tankies typically defend.

Uh huh. If your idea of communism involves militarization of the state or dictatorship in any form, you're not a communist, you're just a fascist in red. The only strawman here is you trying to pretend it's only anti-communists who call people tankies and not actual leftists who aren't cool with genocidal dictatorships.

No one would be complaining if y'all solved the very serious issues with your preferred societies in 5 minutes. It's been 100 fucking years. Time to try something different.

Ironic to be calling out a strawman argument like this lol

Especially given that anyone who would use the term “tankie” as an epithet is an actual socialist, not one of Putin’s puppets.

Strawman argument, inside a strawman arguement, INSIDE ANOTHER STRAWMAN ARGUEMENT. Were reaching levels of rhetoric only matched by year 9 debate club

I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?!?

Yeah no. The right (far and not-quite-center) don't use it, but liberals absolutely do.