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LadyButterfly she/her piefed.blahaj.zone LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-06-10
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I'm dreadful for it
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Ergoplato lemmy.dbzer0.com ergoplato@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2026-02-21
#2 · Quote Reply

I love literal humor! Thank you for a much needed laugh.
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20cello lemmy.world 20cello@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-03-07
#3 · Quote Reply

Did where?
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lgsp@feddit.it feddit.it Joined: 2023-06-07
#4 · Quote Reply

Taking tings literally is a metaphor... What a contradiction!
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agamemnonymous sh.itjust.works agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-15
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Ergoplato wrote:
I love literal humor! Thank you for a much needed laugh.

Then why don't you marry it?
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Jul piefed.blahaj.zone irotsoma@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-09-25
#6 · Quote Reply

Nah, we know there would need to be a comma before "literally" in order to mean that. 😁
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Klear piefed.world Klear@piefed.world
Joined: 2026-05-14
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agamemnonymous wrote:
Then why don't you marry it?

Because humour is not a person.
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starik lemmy.today starik@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-06-19
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lgsp@feddit.it wrote:
Taking tings literally is a metaphor... What a contradiction!

Doesn’t “take” just have multiple meanings?
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Signtist bookwyr.me Signtist@bookwyr.me
Joined: 2025-06-27
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My cousin is constantly in jail for stealing things - every time he gets out he'll steal some dumb thing out of habit within a month and get sent back. When I was a kid I'd heard the word kleptomaniac and wanted to use it to describe my cousin, but I'd also heard the word nymphomaniac and had gotten the two confused, so for a span of about 2 years I was going around telling a bunch of people that my cousin is in jail for being a nymphomaniac.
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apex32 lemmy.world apex32@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
#10 · Quote Reply
Ergoplato wrote:
I love literal humor! Thank you for a much needed laugh.

And I love self-deprecating humor, but I'm not very good at it.
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Colloidal programming.dev Colloidal@programming.dev
Joined: 2025-02-26
#11 · Quote Reply

Y'all gotta check !youdontsurf@lemmy.world
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Hadriscus jlai.lu Hadriscus@jlai.lu
Joined: 2025-06-10
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Signtist wrote:
My cousin is constantly in jail for stealing things - every time he gets out he'll steal some dumb thing out of habit within a month and get sent back. When I was a kid I'd heard the word kleptomaniac and wanted to use it to describe my cousin, but I'd also heard the word nymphomaniac and had gotten the two confused, so for a span of about 2 years I was going around telling a bunch of people th...

He can't help it, he always fucks his way back behind bars
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lgsp@feddit.it feddit.it Joined: 2023-06-07
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20cello wrote:
Did where?

Likely... But I still like to think like this 🙂
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