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Minnesota Shoplifter's Mugshot Goes Viral After People Think She Looks A Lot Like Jennifer Lopez
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SwissArmyKazoo lemmy.world SwissArmyKazoo@lemmy.world
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Looks more like Laura Loomer if you ask me.

(No that's is distinctly not a compliment in any ground)

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celeste kbin.earth celeste@kbin.earth
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Time to quit the life of crime and start a career in J-Lo impersonation. There's got to be a market, right?

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rslogix89 lemmy.world rslogix89@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-03-07
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Time to quit the life of crime and start a career in J-Lo impersonation. There's got to be a market, right?

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MountingSuspicion reddthat.com MountingSuspicion@reddthat.com
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though AI detection tools have found that some media outlets like the New York Post have edited the photo to look even more like JLo.

The original mugshot is in the article, but all the tweets are using the edited photo from the NYP.

She does look quite a bit like JLo, but the edit is almost an exact resemblance.

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dhork lemmy.world dhork@lemmy.world
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though AI detection tools have found that some media outlets like the New York Post have edited the photo to look even more like JLo. The original mugshot is in the article, but all the tweets are using the edited photo from the NYP. She does look quite a bit like JLo, but the edit is almost an exact resemblance.

That's the real story, that a "media" outlet edited a news photo to create a story. The NY Post should be branded "entertainment", like the WWE and Fox News.

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inari piefed.zip inari@piefed.zip
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This might be her Hawk Tuah moment

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RunJun lemmy.dbzer0.com RunJun@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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tacosanonymous lemmy.blahaj.zone tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Used to have a little meow she’s got a mugshot.

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SwissArmyKazoo lemmy.world SwissArmyKazoo@lemmy.world
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Ben Affleck's just creaming in his khakis right about now.

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Trex lemmy.world Trex202@lemmy.world
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They touched up the mugshot to make it look more like her

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solrize lemmy.ml solrize@lemmy.ml
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Why do they write "Naturally, the internet has gone wild and Quast's mugshot quickly began generating a whole slew of jokes" and not tell any of the jokes? Added: ok the linked NY Post article has a few of them, meh.

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P03 Locke lemmy.dbzer0.com p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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though AI detection tools have found that some media outlets like the New York Post have edited the photo to look even more like JLo. The original mugshot is in the article, but all the tweets are using the edited photo from the NYP. She does look quite a bit like JLo, but the edit is almost an exact resemblance.

all the tweets are using the edited photo from the NYP.

New York Post. That's all you need to know.

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fyzzlefry retrolemmy.com fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com
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They touched up the mugshot to make it look more like her

Ok so she doesn't look like Lopez at all

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qarbone lemmy.world qarbone@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-02
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Ok so she doesn't look like Lopez at all

There are a surprising amount of people with dogshit facial recognition.

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QuantumSparkles sh.itjust.works QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-09-02
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They touched up the mugshot to make it look more like her

I still think this looks like her, but after a much harder life

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kryptonianCodeMonkey lemmy.world kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-13
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There are a surprising amount of people with dogshit facial recognition.

My wife is truly face blind. She doesn't recognize actors in different roles. Even if she just watched a whole series staring someone, if she watched a different show where they appear, I'll asked her if she recognizes them. She almost never does unless they look very similar. She says stuff like she didn't recognize them because their hair was different, like that is a valid excuse. When I see someone in the wild and say "oh wow, they look just like so and so don't they?" She says no their hair is totally different. 😮‍💨

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NatakuNox lemmy.world NatakuNox@lemmy.world
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Ok so she doesn't look like Lopez at all

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JoeTheSane lemmy.world JoeTheSane@lemmy.world
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Casual Racism 101

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bstix feddit.dk bstix@feddit.dk
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My wife is truly face blind. She doesn't recognize actors in different roles. Even if she just watched a whole series staring someone, if she watched a different show where they appear, I'll asked her if she recognizes them. She almost never does unless they look very similar. She says stuff like she didn't recognize them because their hair was different, like that is a valid excuse. When I see...

I only just recently noticed that Walter White is Doug Heffernans neighbor.

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ishartdoritos lemmy.zip ishartdoritos@lemmy.zip
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My wife is truly face blind. She doesn't recognize actors in different roles. Even if she just watched a whole series staring someone, if she watched a different show where they appear, I'll asked her if she recognizes them. She almost never does unless they look very similar. She says stuff like she didn't recognize them because their hair was different, like that is a valid excuse. When I see...

Is your wife potentially not white? My wife of Sri Lankan decent is very similar. But somehow she can tell who’s an actor from one K-drama to the next.

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Eager Eagle lemmy.world eager_eagle@lemmy.world
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There are a surprising amount of people with dogshit facial recognition.

tbf I wouldn't recognize jennifer lopez without makeup

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kryptonianCodeMonkey lemmy.world kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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Is your wife potentially not white? My wife of Sri Lankan decent is very similar. But somehow she can tell who’s an actor from one K-drama to the next.

Nope. White as the driven snow.

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kryptonianCodeMonkey lemmy.world kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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#23 · (edited) Quote Reply

I only just recently noticed that Walter White is Doug Heffernans neighbor.

Nice. Haven't watched Queen of Queens in years and only watched sporadically so I don't remember Doug's neighbor. But I always love a surprise Bryan Cranston. He's also Ted's boss in How I Met Your Mother.

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NotSteve_ lemmy.ca NotSteve_@lemmy.ca
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My wife is truly face blind. She doesn't recognize actors in different roles. Even if she just watched a whole series staring someone, if she watched a different show where they appear, I'll asked her if she recognizes them. She almost never does unless they look very similar. She says stuff like she didn't recognize them because their hair was different, like that is a valid excuse. When I see...

That's relatable, I'm kind of the same way. I'm absolutely awful at remembering facial (or any) features and I sometimes wonder if it's related to my aphantasia since I can't really picture anything or anyone in my head

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kryptonianCodeMonkey lemmy.world kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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That's relatable, I'm kind of the same way. I'm absolutely awful at remembering facial (or any) features and I sometimes wonder if it's related to my aphantasia since I can't really picture anything or anyone in my head

Could be. I dont think my wife has much of a mind's eye either. But she was a cancer kid and also had a viral flare up in her eyes while she was immuno-comprimised on chemo that hurt her eyesight pretty bad when she was like 2 or 3. Her eyesight has actually improved significantly over her life as her retinas healed, but it is still pretty bad. I think everything was blurry for her when that part of her brain was supposed to be developing that recognizes faces so it just compensated best it could. Anyway, typical asshole husband, I give the former cancer kid a hard time sometimes about her disability. Out of love.

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spacegoat lemmy.world spacegoat@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-28
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Casual Racism 101

Did you look at the photo

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qarbone lemmy.world qarbone@lemmy.world
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tbf I wouldn't recognize jennifer lopez without makeup

Without being primed to recognize someone, I would pass her on the street, yeah. But, if you threw her into a lineup of women and told me to find JLo, I'd pick her.

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GalacticGrapefruit lemmy.world GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world
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I mean, her eyes are a different shape, and she has a bit more forehead, but apart from that? Dang, she really is a close doppelganger. With some strategic contouring, she really could pass as her double.

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