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sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2024-11-24

I just want to own a home

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-03-10

Funny how there's no closet to hide in

sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2024-11-24

I choose to hide in ABORTION

catsandcatsandcats@beehaw.org Joined: 2026-09-17

"Ok I'll make sure there's none of this. Can I have a house now?"

"Still no. Fuck off"

dumnezero@piefed.social Joined: 2024-11-27

where are the bicycles?

rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2025-02-24

They're stored in the communal tool shed

Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-10-04

That’s terrible. Lower case “before”, “abortions” “boy wife kitchen” and “weed smoking” but the rest in upper? Not the attention to detail I want from my architect. Also, are internal doors an option?

crowcore_explorer@piefed.blahaj.zone Joined: 2026-08-23

the open floorplan on the right-hand side is nice. i like that my wife can keep an eye on me in the kitchen while she makes my estrogen.

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-01-08

If you need me, I'll be in the sex before marriage lounge.

Rivalarrival@lemmy.today Joined: 2023-06-11

Where's the litter box for the furries?

ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-02-17

Where is the entrance?

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-12-04

I think you're supposed to enter through the weed smoking patio, or crawl through the window of the estrogen lab or the sex before marriage lounge.

Just like you would any normal ground floor apartment or single story house 🤷🏻

WoodScientist@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-09-06

Please. This is ridiculous and inflammatory! In fact, it's downright slanderous!

Estrogen lab? Please. Hormone lab. We would never leave our brothers behind!

Pandantic@midwest.social Joined: 2023-06-28

I wish I had a weed smoking patio. I have to smoke weed in the secrecy of my apartment because its illegal. 😭

Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip Joined: 2026-02-26

Catch me in the (boy)wife kitchen making food for the folks in the sex before marriage lounge ☺️

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-07-14

Good heavens

adarza@piefed.ca Joined: 2025-06-07

gays in the closet? coathanger abortions? fuck no, it is not what they want.

wraekscadu@vargar.org Joined: 2026-03-04

You forgot the boybortion room

ATS1312@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-06-04

I guess I can fit my server rack in the estrogen lab?

sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2024-11-24

As I understand it they probably would request one there anyway.

Cheebus@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-26

dibs on kitchen

i’m making waffles

Welcome to the nostalgia-filled piefed instance of yesteryear.

Open Registration with Application questionnaire.

If you have a question or comment you can post in !meta@retrofed.com or message @DosDude@retrofed.com or @Die4Ever@retrofed.com

In case of downtime and/or emergency, we will post updates on @DosDude@mastodon.social

Some rules we try to uphold:

Be civil. Bigotry is not welcome. This includes (but is not limited to): transphobia, queerphobia, racism, ageism and ableism. We do not promote hate.
Communities need to be Retro or Retro-adjacent.
Please don't upload pornographic content. (use an external image host for that)