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Track_Shovel slrpnk.net Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net
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MousePotatoDoesStuff piefed.social MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-04-22
#2 · (edited) Quote Reply

It's a warning, not a threat. The crab is not at fault for nor can stop the event.
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Saahrimei sopuli.xyz Ypsilenna@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2026-09-19
#3 · Quote Reply

I'm sorry, giant metro crab :(
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crispbacon99 lemmy.zip crispbacon99@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-06-01
#4 · Quote Reply
MousePotatoDoesStuff wrote:
It's a warning, not a threat. The crab is not at fault for nor can stop the event.

He put himself at risk to deliver. Hell, he might already be sleeping with the fishes
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MousePotatoDoesStuff piefed.social MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-04-22
#5 · Quote Reply
crispbacon99 wrote:
He put himself at risk to deliver. Hell, he might already be sleeping with the fishes

he might already be sleeping with the fishes

Don't crabs in the wild usually do that? Meaning that he escaped? :D
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egrets lemmy.world egrets@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
#6 · Quote Reply

Giant Tube Crab is being lenient by letting you escape after calling it the "metro".
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one_knight_scripting lemmy.world one_knight_scripting@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-03-26
#7 · Quote Reply

Sexual health is important guys. If you get crabs in London, get rid of them.
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AnUnusualRelic lemmy.world AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-06
#8 · Quote Reply
one_knight_scripting wrote:
Sexual health is important guys. If you get crabs in London, get rid of them.

You can get rid of crabs by boiling them for ten minutes or so.
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