Free Palestine

Awesome! I've tried imagining some of the following. What if?:

• Stay Super
  Stay Human

We are Super Human!

• Full Time Power

Still Running?
Try Flying!

• Woah! I Read Minds...

You Have Nice Tattoo
Under Your T-Shirt

• Why So Powerful?!

Too Fast or Too Ready?

• Keep Calm
  and
  Keep up with Power

Full Throttle Hoody!

• Careful! I see Though You!

Today We Discover Universes...

Not the kind of question I asked, but I agree it needs freed.

“My super power is the ability to assassinate Trump”

My other hoodie is in another dimension.

I'm with stupid (on multiversal doppelgangers)

You should see the other planet. No, really, I'll take you!

Warning! (With actual warnings about what could go wrong near them)

[Recursive hero poses]

"You're a creep even if you're invisible"

Nothing at all. Let the buggers guess. :)

Heroes with x-ray vision being inappropriate by wearing clothes that already exists: e.g. a t-shirt that says FBI - Female Body Inspector

It gets bigger.

Three Palestine.

My power is that I can replicate countries. My power is only limited by what you define as a "country".

Theres a funny joke in "The Magicians" where the dean had to ban time travel because kids kept trying to go back and kill Hitler who turned out to be the most powerful battlemage throughout history.

Not a direct answer to your question, but if you've never read Top Ten by Alan Moore, now would be a really good time. A police procedural in a city where everyone has powers and a gimmick.