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Why didn't they AirTag Jesus?
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5714 lemmy.dbzer0.com 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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southsamurai (he/him/pronoun agnostic) sh.itjust.works southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-19
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They did, right in the hands

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Vegan_Joe anarchist.nexus Vegan_Joe@anarchist.nexus
Joined: 2025-09-06
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Apparently it's already easy to find Jesus. Just ask any Evangelical.

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swab148 lemmy.dbzer0.com swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-06-04
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I heard that someone involved wasn't a fan of Apple

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lemmygarden lemmy.today lemmygarden@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-07-29
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It is an old school low tech air tag. First you have to kill every non Jewish person in the middle east. Then you have to build a great Jewish temple, preferably on top of a super holy Muslim mosque. Then you need to place some red heifer cows around the temple. About 9 of them. Preferably from Texas. It's a whole thing. Trust me bro. Once you turn it on, then you find Jesus. Source - American evangelical psychopaths.

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5714 lemmy.dbzer0.com 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-07-31
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Apparently it's already easy to find Jesus. Just ask any Evangelical.

They haven't been too helpful after I pressed them for information about Adamgelicals

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5714 lemmy.dbzer0.com 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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I heard that someone involved wasn't a fan of Apple

Walled Garden, eh? Shitty HOA I've heard

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5714 lemmy.dbzer0.com 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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They did, right in the hands

I used to be an adventurer like you

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