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oldmanalex sh.itjust.works oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works
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nieceandtows programming.dev nieceandtows@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-06-20
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Useless board. Unless anchored to a specific date, there's no way to know if an actual time traveler shows up.

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LemmyUser0909 sh.itjust.works LemmyUser0909@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-08-31
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This is heavy, Doc!

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The_Hideous_Orgalorg sh.itjust.works The_Hideous_Orgalorg@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-12
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Useless board. Unless anchored to a specific date, there's no way to know if an actual time traveler shows up.

Just show up in a Thursday evening and tell them you saw the sign next week.

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PrimeErective startrek.website PrimeErective@startrek.website
Joined: 2023-08-25
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Useless board. Unless anchored to a specific date, there's no way to know if an actual time traveler shows up.

What specific date do you need? The universe was created last Thursday

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cattywampas lemmy.world cattywampas@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-12-30
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Useless board. Unless anchored to a specific date, there's no way to know if an actual time traveler shows up.

Stephen Hawking once threw a time travelers party but only published the information afterwards. Nobody showed up.

I know this kinda sounds like a joke but it's a real thing he did.

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turdas suppo.fi turdas@suppo.fi
Joined: 2023-06-17
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Stephen Hawking once threw a time travelers party but only published the information afterwards. Nobody showed up. I know this kinda sounds like a joke but it's a real thing he did.

While I greatly respect(ed) Stephen Hawking, if I could time travel, going to his party would not be anywhere near the top of my list.

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StopForgettingIt lemmy.dbzer0.com stopforgettingit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-02-14
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I was going to tell a time traveling joke here, but you guys didnt like it.

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deadbeef79000 lemmy.nz deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
Joined: 2023-06-17
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This is heavy, Doc!

Is there something wrong with Earth's gravity in the future?

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TheLeadenSea sh.itjust.works TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-04
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Stephen Hawking once threw a time travelers party but only published the information afterwards. Nobody showed up. I know this kinda sounds like a joke but it's a real thing he did.

why did he post the information afterwards if he already knew that no one had shown up?

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Evotech lemmy.world Evotech@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-11
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Stephen Hawking once threw a time travelers party but only published the information afterwards. Nobody showed up. I know this kinda sounds like a joke but it's a real thing he did.

It’s weird to think that they would show up.

The earth is here for likely trillions and trillions of years. 2008 or whenever is like a spec in a sea of time. And probably not very interesting

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Kennystillalive feddit.org Kennystillalive@feddit.org
Joined: 2025-04-06
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Ok, now you have to get your friends to hang out there every other Thursday at 7pm. So someone that has no idea what's up, it's actually last Thursday, right then and there.

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finallymadeanaccount lemmy.world finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-12-31
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Stephen Hawking once threw a time travelers party but only published the information afterwards. Nobody showed up. I know this kinda sounds like a joke but it's a real thing he did.

"Okay, Stephen, we're here. Now here's unflinching scientific fact on why it's imperative you never tell anyone ... "

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LemmyUser0909 sh.itjust.works LemmyUser0909@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-08-31
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Is there something wrong with Earth's gravity in the future?

Great Scott!

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rose56 lemmy.zip roserose56@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-09-17
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Get a bike, move your feet backwards, you are there /J

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cattywampas lemmy.world cattywampas@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-12-30
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why did he post the information afterwards if he already knew that no one had shown up?

Because if he didn't then they couldn't.

But what if they did show up, then afterwards he chose not to publish the information?

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TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾ lemmy.dbzer0.com TherapyGary@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-08-29
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1000015722

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cantstopthesignal sh.itjust.works cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-28
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Get a bike, move your feet backwards, you are there /J

Go 88 miles an hour in reverse.

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just_an_average_joe lemmy.dbzer0.com just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-08-02
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While I greatly respect(ed) Stephen Hawking, if I could time travel, going to his party would not be anywhere near the top of my list.

Stephen Hawking is there in epstein list. Iirc there was a photo of hawking with bill clinton as well

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fartographer lemmy.world fartographer@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-29
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Recursive directions. Slingshot through time and now I'm waiting for Thor mythology to drop.

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turdas suppo.fi turdas@suppo.fi
Joined: 2023-06-17
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Stephen Hawking is there in epstein list. Iirc there was a photo of hawking with bill clinton as well

A lot of people were there in the Epstein list, including many who didn't really have anything to do with his island. What would Hawking have done, molested girls with his single functioning cheek muscle?

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sunsofold lemmy.zip sunsofold@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-06-09
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Can't make it last Thursday. Can we push it to the Thursday after?

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