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oldmanalex
sh.itjust.works
oldmanalex@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2026-08-15 |
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nieceandtows
programming.dev
nieceandtows@programming.dev Joined: 2023-06-20 |
Useless board. Unless anchored to a specific date, there's no way to know if an actual time traveler shows up. |
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LemmyUser0909
sh.itjust.works
LemmyUser0909@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-08-31 |
This is heavy, Doc! |
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The_Hideous_Orgalorg
sh.itjust.works
The_Hideous_Orgalorg@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-12 |
Useless board. Unless anchored to a specific date, there's no way to know if an actual time traveler shows up.
Just show up in a Thursday evening and tell them you saw the sign next week. |
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PrimeErective
startrek.website
PrimeErective@startrek.websiteJoined: 2023-08-25 |
Useless board. Unless anchored to a specific date, there's no way to know if an actual time traveler shows up.
What specific date do you need? The universe was created last Thursday |
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cattywampas
lemmy.world
cattywampas@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-12-30 |
Useless board. Unless anchored to a specific date, there's no way to know if an actual time traveler shows up.
Stephen Hawking once threw a time travelers party but only published the information afterwards. Nobody showed up. I know this kinda sounds like a joke but it's a real thing he did. |
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turdas
suppo.fi
turdas@suppo.fi Joined: 2023-06-17 |
Stephen Hawking once threw a time travelers party but only published the information afterwards. Nobody showed up. I know this kinda sounds like a joke but it's a real thing he did.
While I greatly respect(ed) Stephen Hawking, if I could time travel, going to his party would not be anywhere near the top of my list. |
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StopForgettingIt
lemmy.dbzer0.com
stopforgettingit@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2025-02-14 |
I was going to tell a time traveling joke here, but you guys didnt like it. |
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deadbeef79000
lemmy.nz
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz Joined: 2023-06-17 |
This is heavy, Doc!
Is there something wrong with Earth's gravity in the future? |
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TheLeadenSea
sh.itjust.works
TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-06-04 |
Stephen Hawking once threw a time travelers party but only published the information afterwards. Nobody showed up. I know this kinda sounds like a joke but it's a real thing he did.
why did he post the information afterwards if he already knew that no one had shown up? |
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Evotech
lemmy.world
Evotech@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-10-11 |
Stephen Hawking once threw a time travelers party but only published the information afterwards. Nobody showed up. I know this kinda sounds like a joke but it's a real thing he did.
It’s weird to think that they would show up. The earth is here for likely trillions and trillions of years. 2008 or whenever is like a spec in a sea of time. And probably not very interesting |
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Kennystillalive
feddit.org
Kennystillalive@feddit.org Joined: 2025-04-06 |
Ok, now you have to get your friends to hang out there every other Thursday at 7pm. So someone that has no idea what's up, it's actually last Thursday, right then and there. |
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finallymadeanaccount
lemmy.world
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-12-31 |
Stephen Hawking once threw a time travelers party but only published the information afterwards. Nobody showed up. I know this kinda sounds like a joke but it's a real thing he did.
"Okay, Stephen, we're here. Now here's unflinching scientific fact on why it's imperative you never tell anyone ... " |
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LemmyUser0909
sh.itjust.works
LemmyUser0909@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-08-31 |
Is there something wrong with Earth's gravity in the future?
Great Scott! |
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rose56
lemmy.zip
roserose56@lemmy.zipJoined: 2025-09-17 |
Get a bike, move your feet backwards, you are there /J |
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cattywampas
lemmy.world
cattywampas@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-12-30 |
why did he post the information afterwards if he already knew that no one had shown up?
Because if he didn't then they couldn't. But what if they did show up, then afterwards he chose not to publish the information? |
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TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾
lemmy.dbzer0.com
TherapyGary@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2025-08-29 |
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cantstopthesignal
sh.itjust.works
cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-28 |
Get a bike, move your feet backwards, you are there /J
Go 88 miles an hour in reverse. |
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just_an_average_joe
lemmy.dbzer0.com
just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-08-02 |
While I greatly respect(ed) Stephen Hawking, if I could time travel, going to his party would not be anywhere near the top of my list.
Stephen Hawking is there in epstein list. Iirc there was a photo of hawking with bill clinton as well |
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fartographer
lemmy.world
fartographer@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-06-29 |
Recursive directions. Slingshot through time and now I'm waiting for Thor mythology to drop. |
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turdas
suppo.fi
turdas@suppo.fi Joined: 2023-06-17 |
Stephen Hawking is there in epstein list. Iirc there was a photo of hawking with bill clinton as well
A lot of people were there in the Epstein list, including many who didn't really have anything to do with his island. What would Hawking have done, molested girls with his single functioning cheek muscle? |
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sunsofold
lemmy.zip
sunsofold@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-06-09 |
Can't make it last Thursday. Can we push it to the Thursday after? |
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