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KFC launches chicken-flavored cereal designed to be eaten with gravy instead of milk
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lemmygarden lemmy.today lemmygarden@lemmy.today
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lemmygarden lemmy.today lemmygarden@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-07-29
#2 · Quote Reply

this is UK based. https://try.eatsurreal.co.uk/lp/kfcereal

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WhoIzDisIz lemmy.today WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-04-27
#3 · (edited) Quote Reply

I think you're supposed to post this in The Onion community.

ETA:

KFC China recently unveiled an Oreo chicken burger with a cookie bun, while the chain also launched a Simpsons menu featuring a donut burger and Squishee-inspired drink.

WTF? Did they forget what the "K" in their name stands for? Why does everybody else get to have all the fun?

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CerebralHawks lemmy.dbzer0.com cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-08-18
#4 · Quote Reply

Is it for humans or pets?

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WhoIzDisIz lemmy.today WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-04-27
#5 · Quote Reply

Is it for humans or pets?

Human pets.

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TrackinDaKraken lemmy.world DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-26
#6 · (edited) Quote Reply

I dunno why I took a screenshot, no one will ever believe this.

"Hey, remember that time KFC sold cereal with gravy?"

"Fuck off with this slop!"

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anonymouse2 sh.itjust.works anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-05-01
#7 · Quote Reply

Human pets.

It puts the gravy on its cereal

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MrSelfDestruct lemmy.dbzer0.com RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-11-20
#8 · Quote Reply

Human pets.

We'll make great pets

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FartMaster69 lemmy.dbzer0.com FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-12-06
#9 · Quote Reply

Human pets.

Finally, puppy girl kibble.

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marlowe221 lemmy.world marlowe221@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
#10 · Quote Reply

That’s just dog food though…

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Psaldorn lemmy.world Psaldorn@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-30
#11 · Quote Reply

Fuck it. There's enough terrible shit why not kill myself with KFC cereal and 19x the recommended daily intake of salty gravy.

See you on the flip!

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PunnyName lemmy.world PunnyName@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-27
#12 · (edited) Quote Reply

I knew I'd seen this before! It was a fake product we did for a class in my college media writing course in the Fall of 2016. Was a short in-class project done in groups of like 3-4 people.

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otacon239 lemmy.world otacon239@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-10-07
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I knew I'd seen this before! It was a fake product we did for a class in my college media writing course in the Fall of 2016. Was a short in-class project done in groups of like 3-4 people.

10 years is enough time for one of the people in your group project to get into a high level position at KFC. They saw gold and capitalized.

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PunnyName lemmy.world PunnyName@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-27
#14 · Quote Reply

10 years is enough time for one of the people in your group project to get into a high level position at KFC. They saw gold and capitalized.

Hell yeah! I hope they did.

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