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Optional lemmy.world homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world
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Skua kbin.earth Skua@kbin.earth
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Oh, the mess I'm in

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PrimeErective startrek.website PrimeErective@startrek.website
Joined: 2023-08-25
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I've got a bad case of... Diarrhea

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thagoat lemmy.dbzer0.com thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-03-28
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Lovin yoooooooooouuuuuuuuuu

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Captain Aggravated sh.itjust.works captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-20
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Dr. Doctor, tell me the news, I got a BAD CASE OF MOUNTAIN DEWWWWW!

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jqubed lemmy.world jqubed@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-01-10
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Can’t you see I’m burning, burning?

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Major_Tsiom fedia.io Major_Tsiom@fedia.io
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That shit's good! I tried it at an Urban Cafe. I've got a bad case of loving it.

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Apepollo11 lemmy.world Apepollo11@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-19
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I was baffled by the huge "Real Sugar" text at first - assuming it meant instead of diet. Like, surely the assumption would be be that unless it says "diet" then of course it contains sugar - it's weird to make it such a prominent part of the branding.

I then realised that the US uses corn syrup in loads of stuff, and it probably means instead of that.

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EvacuateSoul lemmy.world EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-09-19
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Have mercy on me

Doctor, your cure is worse than my disease

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wjrii lemmy.world wjrii@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-02-15
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That shit's good! I tried it at an Urban Cafe. I've got a bad case of loving it.

Yeah, this is kinda funny. Doctor Doctor is definitely pricier and very likely better than Dr Pepper, and the label on the soda fountain basically says as much. You need to get some Dr. Thunder up in there to make the meme really work.

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Programmer Belch lemmy.dbzer0.com programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-06-20
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Not the doctor that killed Garfield

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Ertain feddit.online Ertain@feddit.online
Joined: 2026-08-12
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So someone has a bad case of loving someone else?

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essell lemmy.world essell@lemmy.world
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Not the doctor that killed Garfield

That was Dr curiosity.

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Feathercrown lemmy.world Feathercrown@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-06
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https://youtu.be/2VAmUOUVC3c

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FluidBeef quokk.au FluidBeef@quokk.au
Joined: 2025-08-12
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Can’t you see I’m burning burning?

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starik lemmy.today starik@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-06-19
Banned
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I was baffled by the huge "Real Sugar" text at first - assuming it meant instead of diet. Like, surely the assumption would be be that unless it says "diet" then of course it contains sugar - it's weird to make it such a prominent part of the branding. I then realised that the US uses corn syrup in loads of stuff, and it probably means instead of that.

Yes, it means sucrose.

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sangriaferret sh.itjust.works sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-19
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Doctor

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Optional lemmy.world homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-09
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Invidious link to the secret texts mentioned herein

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FenrirIII lemmy.world FenrirIII@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-12-05
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Dr. Doctor, tell me the news, I got a BAD CASE OF MOUNTAIN DEWWWWW!

Flamin’ Hot flavor?

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jack_of_sandwich lemmy.sdf.org jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2023-06-12
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I was baffled by the huge "Real Sugar" text at first - assuming it meant instead of diet. Like, surely the assumption would be be that unless it says "diet" then of course it contains sugar - it's weird to make it such a prominent part of the branding. I then realised that the US uses corn syrup in loads of stuff, and it probably means instead of that.

Yes. Most soda in the US is sweetened with High Fructose Corn Syrup.

It creates a market for imported "Mexican Coke", which is sweetened with cane sugar. Some smaller brands also advertise themselves as using cane sugar.

I don't think I've seen a brand with it quite as boldly stated as that, though.

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raven55six lemmy.world raven55six@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-08-01
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Dr. Doctor 😂😂😂 that is hilarious. I need that machine at work.

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Venator lemmy.nz Venator@lemmy.nz
Joined: 2023-12-28
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Can’t you see I’m burning, burning?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf0_Be5PPPU

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OpenStars discuss.online OpenStars@discuss.online
Joined: 2023-12-31
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That's Professor Doctor to you!!!

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b34k lemmy.world b34k@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-10
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Dr. Doctor Please! Don’t you know I’m goin fast…

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BarneyPiccolo lemmy.today BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-30
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Dr. Doctor,

gimme the news,

I got bad case

Of loving you

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Jessica discuss.tchncs.de Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-06-23
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Dr. Doctor, tell me the news, I got a BAD CASE OF MOUNTAIN DEWWWWW!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jQdaSpEeBvQ

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Jessica discuss.tchncs.de Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-06-23
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Can’t you see I’m burning, burning?

Wrong song

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