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Ajuy lemmy.world Amine_Jouahri@lemmy.world
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just_another_person lemmy.world just_another_person@lemmy.world
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#2 · Quote Reply

GEE I WONDER WHY

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Almacca aussie.zone Almacca@aussie.zone
Joined: 2025-02-06
#3 · Quote Reply

He's certainly got the intelligence level to be a cop.

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reader lemmy.zip reader@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-02-19
#4 · Quote Reply

maybe don't give people guns

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whyNotSquirrel sh.itjust.works whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-10
#5 · Quote Reply

can't have sound right now, what he is yelling?

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waterSticksToMyBalls lemmy.world waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-12-31
#6 · Quote Reply

can't have sound right now, what he is yelling?

Get down on the fucking ground

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gastroglizzy piefed.social gastroglizzy@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-08-26
#7 · Quote Reply

maybe don't give people guns

Maybe don't give stupid people guns.

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Gnugit aussie.zone Gnugit@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-07-03
#8 · Quote Reply

can't have sound right now, what he is yelling?

"GET DOWN ON THE FUCKING GROUND!"

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whyNotSquirrel sh.itjust.works whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-10
#9 · Quote Reply

"GET DOWN ON THE FUCKING GROUND!"

thanks

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abbadon420 sh.itjust.works abbadon420@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-28
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Maybe don't give stupid people guns.

That's what the guy said

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whyNotSquirrel sh.itjust.works whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-10
#11 · Quote Reply

Get down on the fucking ground

thanks

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wiLD0 lemmy.world wiLD0@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#12 · Quote Reply

He should have said he’s training to be ICE.

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robomuffin79 lemmy.world robomuffin79@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-12-13
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I would have that the fact he hasn’t started shaving yet would have been enough grounds to not handle him a weapon

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gastroglizzy piefed.social gastroglizzy@piefed.social
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#14 · Quote Reply

That's what the guy said

If every person seems stupid to you, maybe other people aren't the problem.

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one_old_coder piefed.social one_old_coder@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-02-08
#15 · (edited) Quote Reply

Maybe don't give stupid people guns.

Maybe don’t give stupid people guns.

That would make the 2nd amendment illegal.

Edit: that is a joke, I made it more obvious for the Americans.

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brem lemmy.world brem@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-06-09
#16 · Quote Reply

If every person seems stupid to you, maybe other people aren't the problem.

No, the chunky child yelling "GET DOWN ON THE GROUND" whilst playing with a deadly weapon in a sorry attempt to go viral is definitely fucking stupid.

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TropicalDingdong lemmy.world TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-29
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Maybe don’t give stupid people guns. That would make the 2nd amendment illegal. Edit: that is a joke, I made it more obvious for the Americans.

Gee thanks I'm cured

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brem lemmy.world brem@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-06-09
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He should have said he’s training to be ICE.

Everyone knows ICE doesn't have training. Just smoll pp & brain is all you need.

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brem lemmy.world brem@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-06-09
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I would have that the fact he hasn’t started shaving yet would have been enough grounds to not handle him a weapon

Seems like he shouldn't even be allowed to leave the basement

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DillDough lemmy.zip DillDough@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-04-02
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If every person seems stupid to you, maybe other people aren't the problem.

Over 50% of the US population has lower comprehensive abilities than we expect out of 5th grade children. Majority of the country this was filmed struggle to understand simple sentences, that's a fact.

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NotAnotherLemmyUser lemmy.world NotAnotherLemmyUser@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-10
#21 · Quote Reply

This video has "it was just a joke, bro" energy, especially since the whole thing was filmed from the start. Likely using Meta Glasses.

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NotAnotherLemmyUser lemmy.world NotAnotherLemmyUser@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-10
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No, the chunky child yelling "GET DOWN ON THE GROUND" whilst playing with a deadly weapon in a sorry attempt to go viral is definitely fucking stupid.

No one said that he wasn't.

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brem lemmy.world brem@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-06-09
#23 · Quote Reply

No one said that he wasn't.

Didn't I not say that he was, also?

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FiniteBanjo feddit.online FiniteBanjo@feddit.online
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Is this an attempt at humour? I'm not finding value here.

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captcha lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz captcha@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz
Joined: 2026-03-28
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Over 50% of the US population has lower comprehensive abilities than we expect out of 5th grade children. Majority of the country this was filmed struggle to understand simple sentences, that's a fact.

And here you are, flaunting your long and complicated sentences. How are you expecting to be understood? smh

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solidheron sh.itjust.works solidheron@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-12-29
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So people don't like cop like behavior? Weird

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Grimy lemmy.world Grimy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-27
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They were ready to sell it to him right before though. I think the gun cult is nuts and this is a nice way to show it.

You can give a man a fully automatic assault rifle, but only if he screams and fucks with it at home. If the guy feels unsafe to have someone just scream with it, he shouldn't be selling it to anyone ffs.

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ImgurRefugee114 reddthat.com ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com
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#28 · Quote Reply

Anything for attention...

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Elgenzay lemmy.ml Elgenzay@lemmy.ml
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#29 · Quote Reply

You could probably prosecute that

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socsa piefed.social socsa@piefed.social
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I just love the dichotomy of the dude coming over acting all upset as if there's any other use for that particular weapon he's selling. It's exactly the same vibe as buying a bong back in the day, where you have to pretend like it was for tobacco and if you used any weed adjacent nomenclature, the stoned worker would be like "nah bro, that's illegal." Except like, this guy selling tools for murder and not tools for enhancing the cinematic experience of The Fifth Element.

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Widdershins lemmy.world Widdershins@lemmy.world
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#31 · Quote Reply

And here you are, flaunting your long and complicated sentences. How are you expecting to be understood? smh

Yet here you stand using acronyms. As if the reader cares to understand the unintelligible babble smashed into the internet with your fists.

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SippyCup lemmy.world SippyCup@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-01-26
#32 · Quote Reply

I just love the dichotomy of the dude coming over acting all upset as if there's any other use for that particular weapon he's selling. It's exactly the same vibe as buying a bong back in the day, where you have to pretend like it was for tobacco and if you used any weed adjacent nomenclature, the stoned worker would be like "nah bro, that's illegal." Except like, this guy selling tools for mur...

I know a few guys that hunt with ARs. Most of the guys I work with have at least one for target shooting. The small handful of guys who feel like they need a weapon for "protection" have a pistol set aside for that purpose.

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SippyCup lemmy.world SippyCup@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-01-26
#33 · Quote Reply

You could probably prosecute that

It's certainly a crime, they'd probably call it terroristic threats or some such. It's on the level of shouting "fire!" In a crowded theater

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Grimy lemmy.world Grimy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-27
#34 · Quote Reply

It's certainly a crime, they'd probably call it terroristic threats or some such. It's on the level of shouting "fire!" In a crowded theater

That would make sense but only if the cinema sells fire and hands people sticks on fire to hold.

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Earthwormjim91 lemmy.world Earthwormjim91@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-11
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I just love the dichotomy of the dude coming over acting all upset as if there's any other use for that particular weapon he's selling. It's exactly the same vibe as buying a bong back in the day, where you have to pretend like it was for tobacco and if you used any weed adjacent nomenclature, the stoned worker would be like "nah bro, that's illegal." Except like, this guy selling tools for mur...

Uh there are plenty of purposes for an AR. Hunting, plinking, precision shooting.

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Earthwormjim91 lemmy.world Earthwormjim91@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-11
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They were ready to sell it to him right before though. I think the gun cult is nuts and this is a nice way to show it. You can give a man a fully automatic assault rifle, but only if he screams and fucks with it at home. If the guy feels unsafe to have someone just scream with it, he shouldn't be selling it to anyone ffs.

Fully automatic? Yeah good luck finding one.

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SparroHawc piefed.world SparroHawc@piefed.world
Joined: 2026-04-08
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They were ready to sell it to him right before though. I think the gun cult is nuts and this is a nice way to show it. You can give a man a fully automatic assault rifle, but only if he screams and fucks with it at home. If the guy feels unsafe to have someone just scream with it, he shouldn't be selling it to anyone ffs.

Sigh.

You could say the same about hammers in a hardware store. If someone yells 'I'm gonna throw this hammer at your fucking head!' and cocks their arm back, then they're being a huge idiot that endangers those around them and they deserve to get kicked out of the store. It doesn't mean that the hardware store is full of hammer nuts that are ready to sell hammers to maniacs.

You're expected to treat tools and others with respect when you're in public, especially if you're in someone else's space (like a store). If you don't, then there are consequences.

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Grimy lemmy.world Grimy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-27
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Sigh. You could say the same about hammers in a hardware store. If someone yells 'I'm gonna throw this hammer at your fucking head!' and cocks their arm back, then they're being a huge idiot that endangers those around them and they deserve to get kicked out of the store. It doesn't mean that the hardware store is full of hammer nuts that are ready to sell hammers to maniacs. You're expected to...

Even if some people treat it as a toy, a gun is still first and foremost a tool for killing. You cannot compare it to a hammer.

A teen holding a hammer and screaming "get on the ground" would not get the same reaction out of me as a gun would.

Imagine if this guy was letting you hold a grenade and that's how sane people view this kind of window shopping.

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thallamabond lemmy.world thallamabond@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
#39 · Quote Reply

Fully automatic? Yeah good luck finding one.

They are hard to come by and expensive, but here is a perfectly legal mac 10, full auto, with suppressor, sold for $11,000

https://www.gunsinternational.com/guns-for-sale-online/nfa/class-iii---nfa---full-auto/mac-10-9mm-machine-gun-with-awc-9mm-suppressor.cfm?gun_id=102505110

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StupidBrotherInLaw lemmy.world StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-27
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And here you are, flaunting your long and complicated sentences. How are you expecting to be understood? smh

Obvious troll is obvious.

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Earthwormjim91 lemmy.world Earthwormjim91@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-11
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They are hard to come by and expensive, but here is a perfectly legal mac 10, full auto, with suppressor, sold for $11,000 https://www.gunsinternational.com/guns-for-sale-online/nfa/class-iii---nfa---full-auto/mac-10-9mm-machine-gun-with-awc-9mm-suppressor.cfm?gun_id=102505110

Yeah I know. They have to be made pre-1986 and they're insanely expensive. Finding a fully automatic AR is basically impossible though. Unlike other guns like the MAC-10 which were sold on the civilian market as fully automatics before the ban, AR-15s were never sold to the civilian market in select-fire configuration. All civilian market AR-15s were semi-automatic only and by the time the patent expired on it, there were very few other companies making any AR-platform rifles before the ban in 1986, and those that did (like Bushmaster) only made semi-automatic.

There are some very rare pre-1986 M-16 rifles that made their way down to the open market, but you're looking at $40,000 up to $70,000 for them. There were all of 6 M-16s available on gunsinternational, and the cheapest one was a pre-ban lower receiver and buttstock for $38,000. The cheapest full rifle was $43,000.

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YiddishMcSquidish lemmy.today YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-03-10
#42 · Quote Reply

Everyone knows ICE doesn't have training. Just smoll pp & brain is all you need.

smoll pp energy

They got women doing this shit too.

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pickman_model sh.itjust.works pickman_model@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-08
#43 · Quote Reply

I love how calmly one of the salesmen takes the gun from the moron's hands and then another tells him "You are going to get yourself shot, that's a very stupid thing to do".

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captcha lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz captcha@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz
Joined: 2026-03-28
#44 · Quote Reply

Yet here you stand using acronyms. As if the reader cares to understand the unintelligible babble smashed into the internet with your fists.

I thought that sarcasm being this thick may not need an /s but of course I was wrong

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