cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/67258333

Do people need to do something to get ready for it? Gotta admit, I kinda do nothing and fall shows up every year and I've survived it every time so far.

At this point I’m ready for both 🥲

The consumerists need to get ready with their "cosy cottage core vibes" and their pumpkin-spice lattes.

Sounds like you've been lucky so far. My friend's aunt's niece's coworker's unborn child's boyfriend died because they hadn't prepared enough. Took them by complete surprise and they hadn't stocked up on your average "fall" necesities.

Welp, it's coming whether you're ready or not...
And I won't tell you which one I mean.

I need a new coat for one and a leather mankini with spikes for the other. But otherwise yeah

But which is which?

I have a friend who stocked 50 gallon drums with pumpkin spice latte in his bomb shelter.

Gotta have that helmet ready for when the leaves start plummeting from the sky

Society doesn't fall. It crumbles away, layer by layer, until an empty facade remains.

I bought some big ass water jugs and made an emergency kit with some basics, oh...

That is a very question, I haven't got a clue :D

The sky is darkening like a stain,
something is going to fall like rain,
and it won't be flowers,
-Wystan Hugh Auden

HeMan has the answer for both of them.