RetroFed Forum
Your home away from modern life.
The sexy carrots that I grew
Post Reply
AuthorMessage
oldmanalex sh.itjust.works oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-08-15
Quote

139   Original
MrSelfDestruct lemmy.dbzer0.com RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-11-20
#2 · Quote Reply

Stupid sexy carrots

2
Apytele sh.itjust.works Apytele@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-12
#3 · Quote Reply

These bathroom gender signs are getting out of hand.

11
hOrni lemmy.world hOrni@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-04
#4 · Quote Reply

"That carrot is hung like a horse" is not something You hear often.

4
lokalhorst feddit.org lokalhorst@feddit.org
Joined: 2026-04-25
#5 · (edited) Quote Reply

Shouldn't this be marked as a reddit repost? People are interacting with the bot as if it was real person that grew this vegetable.

14
susieq0044 sh.itjust.works susieq0044@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-09-13
#6 · Quote Reply

If only I could be 14 again!

1
glimse lemmy.world glimse@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-07
#7 · Quote Reply

I fucking hate when people repost shit in first person.

You didn't grow shit. I don't think the person who run this bot is capable of growing a carrot because there's not a reddit meme with the steps

24
cantstopthesignal sh.itjust.works cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-28
#8 · (edited) Quote Reply

I fucking hate when people repost shit in first person. You didn't grow shit. I don't think the person who run this bot is capable of growing a carrot because there's not a reddit meme with the steps

Pretty sure this meme is so old it can legally drink beer.

8
glimse lemmy.world glimse@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-07
#9 · Quote Reply

Pretty sure this meme is so old it can legally drink beer.

I think this predates the modern definition. Remember when meme referred to a very specific type of image edit and not just like, any photo that gets shared?

5
Bo7a piefed.ca Bo7a@piefed.ca
Joined: 2025-06-10
#10 · Quote Reply

I fucking hate when people repost shit in first person. You didn't grow shit. I don't think the person who run this bot is capable of growing a carrot because there's not a reddit meme with the steps

Here is one I actually grew. I think it looks like a tiny devil's sexy leather pants.

image

image

19
glimse lemmy.world glimse@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-07
#11 · Quote Reply

Here is one I actually grew. I think it looks like a tiny devil's sexy leather pants.

That carrot's about to put you in restraints

8
ElcaineVolta kbin.melroy.org ElcaineVolta@kbin.melroy.org
Joined: 2024-06-27
#12 · Quote Reply

bad bot.

6
cyberangelcorpse sh.itjust.works cyberangelcorpse@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-09-24
#13 · Quote Reply

Why is he banned
Is it illegal to fuck carrots now

4
VicksVaporBBQrub Moderator VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-08
#14 · (edited) Quote Reply

Why is he banned Is it illegal to fuck carrots now

Got a temp ban for abusing the unlimited posts right, being unresponsive for days at a time, acting\assuming the role of a bot, the bot unfixable, and some Rule 1 counts.

Carrots are still good-to-go.

4
cyberangelcorpse sh.itjust.works cyberangelcorpse@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-09-24
#15 · Quote Reply

Got a temp ban for abusing the unlimited posts right, being unresponsive for days at a time, acting\assuming the role of a bot, the bot unfixable, and some Rule 1 counts. Carrots are still good-to-go.

Yeah sorry just learned

3
zarkanian sh.itjust.works zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-01-11
#16 · Quote Reply

I think this predates the modern definition. Remember when meme referred to a very specific type of image edit and not just like, any photo that gets shared?

I remember when "meme" was a flakey concept dreamed up Richard Dawkins.

2
GardenGeek europe.pub GardenGeek@europe.pub
Joined: 2026-01-10
#17 · Quote Reply

bad bot.

That one isn't a bot but a user trying to bring more content to lemmy... maybe with questionable means.

1
Rimu piefed.social rimu@piefed.social
Joined: 2024-01-04
#18 · Quote Reply

That one isn't a bot but a user trying to bring more content to lemmy... maybe with questionable means.

They are using multiple accounts to try to mask it. I'm not sure but it seems like about 4 to 6 different accounts all run by the same guy.

It is a deluge. It is deceptive. No one opted in to it.

3
Nurse_Robot lemmy.world Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-12
#19 · Quote Reply

Got a temp ban for abusing the unlimited posts right, being unresponsive for days at a time, acting\assuming the role of a bot, the bot unfixable, and some Rule 1 counts. Carrots are still good-to-go.

Took long enough. Better late than never

3
TacoButtPlug sh.itjust.works TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-02
#20 · Quote Reply

meeeeeeeeh

1
boonhet lemmy.zip boonhet@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-08-12
Banned
#21 · Quote Reply

I think this predates the modern definition. Remember when meme referred to a very specific type of image edit and not just like, any photo that gets shared?

Those were called image macros and were only ever one type of meme

2
Post Reply
Back to top