Assuming time, money, living situation, and the law wasn't a factor. I'd love a skunk. I'd name her Oreo and i'd love her and she'd be my best friend.

A cat, because I love cats. But I live in the city, I think it's not appropriate for a cat to only live inside an apartment, and you can't avoid buying meat for feeding the cat.

I'd have my cat. If the devil came acallin' I'd sell my soul for me and the lil guy to be immortal. I could spend eternity in his company and it wouldn't be enough.

cats should not let be free roaming though...
It's dangerous for them and the wildlife.

Seems as both are bad options?

That's so cute.

My previous cat from childhood until my early twenties and a Savannah cat.

EDIT: Corrections of the sentence.

Dragon. And anyone who says otherwise isn’t being completely honest with themselves. Everyone wants a dragon.

You haven't considered the horrific things that would undoubtedly happen, especially given infinite time, if you were to follow through on that sale.

For the sake of good taste and sanity, I won't list any here, but I'm sure your imagination can fill in the gap.

I, also, choose this guy's cat.

I have answered this the same way every time I've been asked:

A great big fuck-off raven.

Some kind of a wild cat like Ocelot would be cool assuming they could behave themselves but since they can't, a normal house cat is just fine too.

Roaming free is dangerous to all wildlife.

It's dangerous for... the wildlife.

That's very location specific, and doesn't apply to most of the world.

Outdoor domestic cats and wildlife: How to overrate and misinterpret field data

Even though I don't really want to get a pet because I don't want to get too attached and end up heartbroken when it dies! If I ever change my mind, I'd get a dog. I also really like owls in general, but I don't want to get a bird just to keep it locked in a cage for the rest of its life just because I want to feel like Harry Potter lol!

Penguin. No reason required.

A binturong. They have a fluffy prehensile tail as long as their body and they smell like popcorn!

Can I have a pet human or is that too problematic?

Evangelion fan located

• Fox (they are so cute)
• Cheetah (pretty and pretty chill)
• Snow Leopard (beautyful fluffy cats)

I knew somebody would use this scenario to bring back slavery.

Sonmething with fingers like a monkey, a raccoon or a midget bear. Or even a crow

Do you want to volunteer?

That's not really a study at all. That's just somebody referring to an actual published study and saying "I don't think so".

I want an emu. Specifically, I want to hand-rear one from the egg.

I've done this with chickens and ducks and loved it. Emus are basically just giant chickens anyway.

Is there going to be creepy sex slave responsibilities?

Because I'm out if there's not going to be any sex slave stuff.

What about an aboleth or a tarrasque? Either one would be pretty cool.

Get a Galápagos tortoise. Problèmes solved.

It's more someone referring to a published study and pointing out that every single one of the news articles written about it are misrepresenting its findings.

Is this some consensual sex thing? If so, will you care for them and love them?

Hells, I'd take a flumph.

Not into it, sorry. Maybe a few sex-related requests per year when I'm super horny

Good luck finding your slave. I just don't think we're going to be a good match.

Tanuki

A common magpie, specially if it can come and go as it pleases and I don't have to do much.

On the advice of my legal counsel, I am choosing to invoke my fifth amendment rights.

Red panda. I'm disappointed that I was the first comment for one

In that case, yes it's problematic.

Can I have a dog-sized dragon? Smaug would not fit in our living room and our budget can't manage dozens of sheeps every week.

My dog Denver, who died a couple years ago. She was so awesome, my little buddy. Lived 18 great years, miss her every day.

Capybara. Self-explanatory. It'd chill with me and my dogs.

Approve.

As long as there are stray animals, that is the only moral choice.

My dogs. Because I loved them, and still do.

Ahh thank you! Good luck to you too! Find the sex slave position that kinda fits you well

It's the nature of the job. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Every good sex slave is constantly searching for new positions to get filled.

Almost no species makes a good pet so I'm going to stick with my dog.