This is a genre of photos I did not know I needed in my life

Sometimes, its just the neighbor's obnoxious beater engine turning over at 3:32am every morning

unrelated to the cat, a higher power can send a fuckin text

This is kind of an alex jones thing where he seems to believe god will wake him up to give him messages and to prove to him it's real god will tell him the time before he looks at a clock

I guess my higher power is my prostate issues then ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Pity the neighbor for having to go to work at 3:32am and having to drive an obnoxious beater. Cast a prosperity spell upon them and solve both your problems.

In my case, the higher power is my bladder telling me to drink those three bottles of water during the day and not right before going to sleep.

If I have a circadian rhythm disorder and am always awake at that time does that mean I'm a higher power's favorite company...? 🥹

Or do they just hate me and want it to be hard for me to go grocery shopping durring business hours, so they keep me up so I sleep through places being open?

When its mouth is open, that laser beam will blast forward with full power.

Glad you enjoy her