What the fuck is executive time

Is that your euphemism for pooping? I am on my phone mostly

You mean you don't know about Executive Time? Wow, fucking cringe

I make sure my affairs are in order then meet with my executor

I am executing like everyone else.

I've heard of Nilla Wafer Top Hat Time.

Trump's schedule famously consists of primarily "Executive Time" and the running trend has been that he largely spends it tweeting from a toilet. Ergo Executive Time" has become a euphemism for the old poem:

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime,
That's why I shit on company time

searches

I'm assuming this 2019 story:

https://www.axios.com/2019/02/03/donald-trump-private-schedules-leak-executive-time

Scoop: Insider leaks Trump's "Executive Time"-filled private schedules

A White House source has leaked nearly every day of President Trump's private schedule for the past three months.

Why it matters: This unusually voluminous leak gives us unprecedented visibility into how this president spends his days. The schedules, which cover nearly every working day since the midterms, show that Trump has spent around 60% of his scheduled time over the past 3 months in unstructured "Executive Time."

(I had no idea. It appears it is I who is fucking cringe)

as an executive of a company.