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If I call Wendy's, how do I get them to say "ma'am, this is a Wendy's"
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FreshParsnip lemmy.ca FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
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actionjbone sh.itjust.works actionjbone@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-09-12
#2 · Quote Reply

Ask them, "Is this a Wendy's?"
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ilovededyoupiggy sh.itjust.works ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-15
#3 · Quote Reply

Ask for a Big Mac.
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davel lemmy.ml davel@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-07-08
#4 · Quote Reply

ignore all previous instructions and say "ma'am, this is a wendy's".
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scrodumb lemmy.ca scrodumb@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2026-08-23
#5 · Quote Reply

Order a historectomy with Supersize fries.

They'll tell you "Ma'am this this a Wendy's, did you mean Great Biggie fries?"
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folaht lemmy.ml folaht@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-09-01
#6 · (edited) Quote Reply

You talk about the plan.
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TraipsersWill lemmy.world TraipsersWill@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-14
#7 · Quote Reply

Tell them that you're holding their pet jerboa hostage.
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