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Void and Cozy lemmy.world voidandcozy@lemmy.world
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TrackinDaKraken lemmy.world DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-26
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I mean, I buy them to hand out.

The candy I never bought was butterscotch candies. I think they're only sold to grandmas.

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Banana sh.itjust.works Banana@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-14
#3 · (edited) Quote Reply

Where I'm from those are called Rockets

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Void and Cozy lemmy.world voidandcozy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-09-11
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Where I'm from those are called Rockets

I believe I have heard of that before. Interesting name for these.

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Hideakikarate sh.itjust.works Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-18
#5 · Quote Reply

I mean, I buy them to hand out. The candy I never bought was butterscotch candies. I think they're only sold to grandmas.

These are the infamous grandma candies that I can never find.

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Void and Cozy lemmy.world voidandcozy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-09-11
#6 · Quote Reply

I mean, I buy them to hand out. The candy I never bought was butterscotch candies. I think they're only sold to grandmas.

Truth be told, I buy Smarties as well. Now as far as butterscotch, I do not buy that mess. Not for me. Haha, that type of treat on Halloween would be a curse.

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cannedtuna lemmy.world cannedtuna@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-21
#7 · Quote Reply

Ngl these are one of my favorite candies

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ummthatguy lemmy.world ummthatguy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-22
#8 · Quote Reply

These are the infamous grandma candies that I can never find.

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Void and Cozy lemmy.world voidandcozy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-09-11
#9 · Quote Reply

Ngl these are one of my favorite candies

They really are good. I also like the large chewy ones as well; I forget the names of those.

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cannedtuna lemmy.world cannedtuna@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-21
#10 · Quote Reply

They really are good. I also like the large chewy ones as well; I forget the names of those.

Sweet Tarts

Not as much of a fan of those tbh

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ZoteTheMighty lemmy.zip ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-27
#11 · Quote Reply

There is a secret society among us that has bought smarties.

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Pratai piefed.ca Pratai@piefed.ca
Joined: 2026-02-12
#12 · Quote Reply

I bought them all the time.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart piefed.social SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-16
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There is a secret society among us that has bought smarties.

I have bought literal tons of smarties.

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gukleszl4hs48ughgxhr5xgd fedia.io gukleszl4hs48ughgxhr5xgd@fedia.io
Joined: 2025-11-18
#14 · Quote Reply

These are the infamous grandma candies that I can never find.

https://historyofcandy.com/history-of-strawberry-bon-bons-candy/

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Gerudo lemmy.zip Gerudo@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-28
#15 · Quote Reply

These are one of my favorite candies. I buy a crap ton on clearance after Halloween each year.

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Gerudo lemmy.zip Gerudo@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-28
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These are the infamous grandma candies that I can never find.

Russel stover sells these just fyi

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Zorque lemmy.world Zorque@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-13
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I believe I have heard of that before. Interesting name for these.

Smarties are a different candy in other countries. More of an M&M, candy coated chocolate.

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Ertain feddit.online Ertain@feddit.online
Joined: 2026-08-12
#18 · Quote Reply

Yes, someone always gave them to me.

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Godric lemmy.world Godric@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-09
#19 · Quote Reply

I have a bag of them I bought myself. Bow, mortals.

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Tollana1234567 lemmy.today Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-04
#20 · Quote Reply

it was a staple, along with the strawberry, cand corn ones.

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MelodiousFunk slrpnk.net MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2024-03-08
#21 · Quote Reply

These are the infamous grandma candies that I can never find.

There are orange versions of these and they're hella addictive.

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FluidBeef quokk.au FluidBeef@quokk.au
Joined: 2025-08-12
#22 · (edited) Quote Reply

Love hearts!

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MelodiousFunk slrpnk.net MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2024-03-08
#23 · Quote Reply

I have a bag of them I bought myself. Bow, mortals.

You haven't lived until you've bought a bag for yourself, ate through the whole thing while pulling an all-nighter reading a great novel, and then called out of work the next day.

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Janx piefed.social Janx@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-12-19
#24 · (edited) Quote Reply

I understand having a preference, but here and elsewhere people act like a certain type of candy is poison if it's not their favorite. Like, relax. Some of these old-ass candies just continue on via momentum and they're fine. Except wax candy. That Legally Edible ProductĀ®ļø shit should be banned simply to limit the disappointment of children...

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ChickenLadyLovesLife lemmy.world ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-16
#25 · Quote Reply

I mean, I buy them to hand out. The candy I never bought was butterscotch candies. I think they're only sold to grandmas.

9 out of 10 dentists approve! They have to send their kids to college, too.

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ChickenLadyLovesLife lemmy.world ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-16
#26 · Quote Reply

They really are good. I also like the large chewy ones as well; I forget the names of those.

At least they're not Necco Wafers, although they're obviously a related species.

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SourDragon lemmy.world SourDragon@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-07-21
#27 · Quote Reply

I never bought them? Well can I get my money back then?

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HeyJoe lemmy.world HeyJoe@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-05
#28 · Quote Reply

I feel like im the only one here that is in agreement with the post... i absolutely hate them and always gave them away.

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SteveLeo piefed.social SteveLeo@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-08-05
#29 · Quote Reply

Bill Murray gave me a pack of these in 2002. Stg this isn’t one of those ā€œno one’s gonna believe youā€ things it actually happened.

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Themosthighstrange lemmy.world Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-09-27
#30 · Quote Reply

Bill Murray gave me a pack of these in 2002. Stg this isn’t one of those ā€œno one’s gonna believe youā€ things it actually happened.

Just rewatched Groundhog Day. Bill Murray is a national treasure

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hansolo lemmy.today hansolo@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-07
#31 · Quote Reply

I bought some once. Tasted terrible, like air and cardboard.

Never again.

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Whats_your_reasoning lemmy.world Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-09-22
#32 · Quote Reply

I understand having a preference, but here and elsewhere people act like a certain type of candy is poison if it's not their favorite. Like, relax. Some of these old-ass candies just continue on via momentum and they're fine. Except wax candy. That Legally Edible ProductĀ®ļø shit should be banned simply to limit the disappointment of children...

I'm pretty sure the point of those little wax bottles has never been to be "candy," but rather to be sensory stimulation for kids too old to put random objects in their mouths.

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Whats_your_reasoning lemmy.world Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-09-22
#33 · (edited) Quote Reply

Where I'm from those are called Rockets

Rockets taste better than (US) Smarties too. Try them back-to-back in a blind taste test if you ever get a chance and judge for yourself.

The funny thing is, some of the US candies are made in Canada, and you can taste the difference between them and the US-made ones.

Source: grew up in the US, but dated a Canadian in the 00's. I preferred Rockets so much that I'd buy them from Canada to eat when I got back to the US. That, and maple candy. And All Dressed chips.

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Janx piefed.social Janx@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-12-19
#34 · Quote Reply

I'm pretty sure the point of those little wax bottles has never been to be "candy," but rather to be sensory stimulation for kids too old to put random objects in their mouths.

Perhaps, but I think the different varieties all call themselves candy, or at least are sold in that section alongside candy. And the lips/fangs/mustaches are even worse! It's flavored, but you're not supposed to eat it, but it's food-grade, but you're only supposed to chew it, but your body can't even digest it... Again, no matter what you call it, the absolute worst type of "candy".

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Banana sh.itjust.works Banana@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-14
#35 · Quote Reply

Rockets taste better than (US) Smarties too. Try them back-to-back in a blind taste test if you ever get a chance and judge for yourself. The funny thing is, some of the US candies are made in Canada, and you can taste the difference between them and the US-made ones. Source: grew up in the US, but dated a Canadian in the 00's. I preferred Rockets so much that I'd buy them from Canada to eat wh...

you gotta try Hawkin's cheesies sometime!!

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Mongostein lemmy.ca Mongostein@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-14
#36 · Quote Reply

you gotta try Hawkin's cheesies sometime!!

Oh fuck yeah bud. Pass over the Hawkin’s

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Lushed_Lungfish lemmy.ca Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-02-14
#37 · Quote Reply

Smarties? Those don't look like the Smarties I'm familiar with.

Those are called Rockets here in Canada.

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Funkt4st1c lemmy.world Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-07-30
#38 · Quote Reply

Smarties? Those don't look like the Smarties I'm familiar with. Those are called Rockets here in Canada.

The nestle corporation has a chokehold on nonamerocans, who seem to think smarties are chocolate. Theyve always been delightfully chalky little sugar circles to us.

Them and necco wafers are my favorite candies.

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BurntWits sh.itjust.works BurntWits@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-15
#39 · Quote Reply

Smarties are a different candy in other countries. More of an M&M, candy coated chocolate.

Crucially though, peanut free. So, very popular for elementary schools around Halloween, where M&Ms are not allowed. Also, lots of places would hand out Smarties instead because it’s more accessible.

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