My conservative evangelical christian mother once borrowed my phone when I was a teen and said the >99 tabs of futanari hentai doujins I had open in my browser were

"... Expressive ..."

In that moment, my soul left my body and —to the best of my knowledge— has not returned.

You pulled out porn in a room crowded with family. Is there a Darwin-Freud hybrid award?

Live for the thrill, let the weak perish.

Honestly correct reaction, everyone there just kinda let it fall down a memory hole, which is what should happen when uncomfortable sex stuff happens between family members

If this were reddit, there'd be like 30 comments about how anonny made people unwilling participants in his kink and should be sentenced to death or something

And let's just define "weak" right now to be anything less than cranking your hog to phone porn using one of those cute neck lanyard stands while simultaneously playing MGS3 on your bro's 15 year old gaming machine. king shit.

Just pointing out, if you're sitting on a couch, the couch's back rest is blocking the mirror at the level your phone is at. I guess if the room is standing just at the right distance they could see it but I find it to be likely BS.

She liked them.

Thanks, I'll add that to the pile of thoughts I wish I could unthink.

Alright, here is a story: One time a member of my family was showing me vacation pictures on their phone. Swipe, swipe, swipe - beach, hotel, restaurant etc. all very normal stuff. Then suddenly there is a picture there that was clearly intended to be seen only by that family member and their partner. Swipe on to the next picture - a normal one again. Continue on like nothing happened.

Both of us never acknowledge that. I never told that to my friends or family. I am going to take that secret to my (non-internet) grave.

She even recognised some of them.

The wall could be slanted.

The floor could be slanted too. The mirror could be slanted. OP's eyes could be slanted. So many possibilities

I mean, if he did that on purpose that would be a dick move, but otherwise... do onto others as you would have them do to you.

Not acknowledging it was for sure the only appropriate move.

You weren't meant to see it, and I'm sure said family member is quietly grateful you pretended like you didn't.

Call me a prude but if you’re unable to wait until you’re not in a family group setting to look up pornography, you have a problematic relationship with pornography.

Im not sure who is living in a house with a Walgreens style anti-theft slant mirror that runs along the celling of their living room, but I dont want ti meet them

I am the new way to go.
I am the way of the future.

Or with your family...

Why not both? 🤷‍♂️

But did you crank your hog to it later?

Anon needs help

C'mon you gotta tell us which family member!

Deep cut.

That award goes to the dude who made the green text about how he would start jerking off and before he came would call for his heavy set mom like there was a fire and would race to the "finish line" before his mom got to his room.

I mean not exactly freud-darwin but if that award is actually an award for people who shouldnt procreate for the betterment of the species he gets my award

It was their member.

Mirror mounted behind couch, people standing would get the angle to the phone.

Probably someone with anons in the family.

I guess we'll just call it the 4chan award

She posed for them.

Then assert dominance by watching incest porn

"Oi! Bruv! Sis needs help, she got stuck cleaning the oven!"

🤮

She took the photos, drew the art

...Yeah, okay, username checks out.

See I was a teenage girl reading ListerxRimmer and AvonxBlake on ff.net under the Christmas tree so my main takeaway from this is that "men are just more visual" is just what gets the male porn addicts caught. If you don't catch the header tags you've gotta be actively reading over my shoulder while the screen is on the right paragraphs to clock that it's even M level spicy.

Like maybe there really is some actual X vs Y gene level code that means y'all actually gotta see the lady naked but like. Idk there's just something about 20k words of slow burn enemies to lovers that 🤌without instantly betraying your inner freak to any random that happens to wander behind you.

Also there's a reason a bunch of disorders aren't diagnosable in teenagers. What counts as a porn addiction in a 28 y/o is just what keeps a 17y/o from wandering off with the pizza boy and getting pregnant.

who looks at porn on their phone in public?

that's proper porn addiction behavior

"Oh, Listy" "Oh, Rimsy"

Situational awareness, Grasshopper.