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Charondas, an ancient Greek lawmaker, issued a law that anyone who brought weapons into the Athenian Assembly would be executed. 1 day after hunting, he arrived at the Assembly with his knife still a…
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time2lose lemmy.world time2lose@lemmy.world
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Full title: Charondas, an ancient Greek lawmaker, issued a law that anyone who brought weapons into the Athenian Assembly would be executed. 1 day after hunting, he arrived at the Assembly with his knife still attached to his belt. Realizing he had broken his own law, he chose to kill himself to uphold it.

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Enchanted lemmy.world enchanted@lemmy.world
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One day after hunting, or 1 day after hunting? Like did he sleep with his belt and knife on? How do you not realize its still attached if you doffed and donned it? /s

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pulsewidth lemmy.world pulsewidth@lemmy.world
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An important way to learn that executions are stupid law.

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red_bull_of_juarez lemmy.dbzer0.com red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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With these ancient stories it's impossible to know how much truth they contain.

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nullptr lemmy.world kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world
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i immediately thought "but that should only be valid for firearms...oh right"

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Klear piefed.world Klear@piefed.world
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With these ancient stories it's impossible to know how much truth they contain.

Yeah. I bet it was actually a dagger.

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jdr lemmy.ml jdr@lemmy.ml
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With these ancient stories it's impossible to know how much truth they contain.

As opposed to modern stories, which definitely contain none

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Akasazh lemmy.world Akasazh@lemmy.world
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#8 · (edited) Quote Reply

I yearn for lawmakers that aren't hypocrites.

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IndustryStandard lemmy.world IndustryStandard@lemmy.world
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An important way to learn that executions are stupid law.

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la508 lemmy.world la508@lemmy.world
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An important way to learn that executions are stupid law.

Capital punishment is anathema to a civilised society

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DonkeyStar lemmy.world DonkeyStar@lemmy.world
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Listen, if I made a law that everyone wearing toe shoes gets a public spanking, then showed up wearing toe shoes, people would assume I wanted a public spanking. Maybe Charondas had some shit going on.

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hraegsvelmir ani.social hraegsvelmir@ani.social
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One day after hunting, or 1 day after hunting? Like did he sleep with his belt and knife on? How do you not realize its still attached if you doffed and donned it? /s

Those both read the same thing, though. You need a comma, my friend. "One day after hunting..." or "One day, after hunting..."

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Clay_pidgin sh.itjust.works clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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I yearn for lawmakers that aren't hypocrites.

Hypocrates was a different guy.

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Zombie feddit.uk Zombie@feddit.uk
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Was that law?

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Archer lemmy.world Archer@lemmy.world
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One day after hunting, or 1 day after hunting? Like did he sleep with his belt and knife on? How do you not realize its still attached if you doffed and donned it? /s

How many people try taking loaded guns through TSA? Happens all the time, people haven’t changed

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jpreston2005 lemmy.world jpreston2005@lemmy.world
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An important way to learn that executions are stupid law.

sure but let's fix that after we guillotine the billionaires responsible for this current mess.

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pulsewidth lemmy.world pulsewidth@lemmy.world
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sure but let's fix that after we guillotine the billionaires responsible for this current mess.

Its OK, the French Revolutionaries didn't change laws to execute their oppressors.

The big problem as I see it is the state having the legal power to execute.

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