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LadyButterfly she/her piefed.blahaj.zone LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-06-10
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Herbal Gamer sh.itjust.works HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-10-30
#2 · Quote Reply

Sure but when I slap someone with my boner I just get called a "weird pervert" and "arrested"
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usualsuspect191 lemmy.ca usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-06
#3 · (edited) Quote Reply
Herbal Gamer wrote:
Sure but when I slap someone with my boner I just get called a "weird pervert" and "arrested"

Maybe lick their face and sniff their butt first
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myotheraccount lemmy.world myotheraccount@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-04-27
#4 · Quote Reply

In cat language, that dog is very annoyed
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k0e3 lemmy.ca k0e3@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-03-03
#5 · Quote Reply

I just wanna be happy like these friends. Why is that so hard?
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notabot piefed.social notabot@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-04
#6 · Quote Reply
myotheraccount wrote:
In cat language, that dog is very annoyed

Many cats can learn to be multi-lingual, they pick up on human signals, and I'm sure they can learn some of how dogs communicate too. That doesn't mean they wont pretend not to understand though!
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psx_crab lemmy.zip psx_crab@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-01-11
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Herbal Gamer wrote:
Sure but when I slap someone with my boner I just get called a "weird pervert" and "arrested"

Maybe use the right tail this time.
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psx_crab lemmy.zip psx_crab@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-01-11
#8 · Quote Reply

And the dog can hear the cat happiness as well.
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