As the weather cools my betailed girl (my others are bobtail) has turned into ultra Velcro kitty.

She nearly trips me like 20 times a day and my legs have gone numb from her jumping into my lap at every opportunity but I wouldn’t have it any other way.

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[avatar of woman facing left] anna !!!:) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸
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when i’m walking around and my little cat is following me like trot trot trot trot i want to cry from joy and love

Cool autumn mornings and clingy cats give me reason to dream of walks through fields and next to streams with my girls.

Whilst it is incredibly sweet when my cat does this, every now and then I am a little busy and he sure does get in the way!

Mine sees it as a challenge. She bolts in front of me if I’m going upstairs, only to stop on the last step before the landing and flopping on her side while her eyes are in full stalk mode.

If I pet the offered up belly, she’ll enjoy the scratching while all the more crazy eyed then finally bolt up most of the remaining stairs to look at me intently… ‘why are you not chasing me?’

My wife gets ‘bites’ from the same actions. In quotes because as soon as a single tooth touches her hand, it turns into licks.

This, but with feathers.

The clickity-click of little hen feet following me around the house is a thing of utter joy

My little shit runs in front of my feet and trips me, then cries at me for maneuvering around his furry ass.

Delivering high-uptimes, and squashing heaps of bugs. 🦊

Solution: wear an apron with a big big front pocket. Or a similar sweater.