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RmDebArc_5 piefed.zip RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip
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Comment: the entire reactionary mind consists of team sports and cuckold porn. Dem/Repub, lib/con? Team sports. "Great replacement!"? Cuck porn. You might think war propaganda like "American Sniper" is team sports, but it's actually cuck porn
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alapakala quokk.au alapakala@quokk.au
Joined: 2026-03-16
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cuck porn is strictly conservative porn.
team sports is an orgy, therefore polyeros porn.
picking team porn.

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Townlately feddit.nl Townlately@feddit.nl
Joined: 2025-06-07
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I've explained the Team Sports to my Boomers, and finally gotten them to feel angry and defensive about it after many years of hard effort. And now I must explain that it's all cuck porn. Wow, thanks.

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mkwt lemmy.world mkwt@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-18
#4 · Quote Reply

It's the Grand Unified Interracial Cuck Porn Theory of Everything. Seriously.

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the_fuckler nord.pub the_fuckler@nord.pub
Joined: 2026-07-01
#5 · (edited) Quote Reply

I love this format so goddamn much. I wish all of reality was just this conversion. I need to know:

the Kirkening: Cuck porn?

Raw milk: team sports?

Covid masks: team sports

Blood Meridian: cuck porn

Cuck Porn: this has GOT to be a team sport right?

Woke celebrities: team sport?

Woke Rock&Roll artists: Cuck porn

Cybertrucks: Team sport?

Teslas cars: Cuck porn

Reproductive rights: Cuck Porn

Reproductive rights but localized to black communities: Team sport

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cannedtuna lemmy.world cannedtuna@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-21
#6 · Quote Reply

Here

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arctanthrope lemmy.world arctanthrope@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-11-25
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I think the cuck porn is a sexual manifestation of the team sports actually. it's just "someone from the other team is gonna beat me at the sport of sex." I think you can distill it further to team sports and insecurity

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dwemthy lemmy.world dwemthy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-01-15
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I think the cuck porn is a sexual manifestation of the team sports actually. it's just "someone from the other team is gonna beat me at the sport of sex." I think you can distill it further to team sports and insecurity

"I think I actually like it better when the other team wins"

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
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I love this format so goddamn much. I wish all of reality was just this conversion. I need to know: the Kirkening: Cuck porn? Raw milk: team sports? Covid masks: team sports Blood Meridian: cuck porn Cuck Porn: this has GOT to be a team sport right? Woke celebrities: team sport? Woke Rock&Roll artists: Cuck porn Cybertrucks: Team sport? Teslas cars: Cuck porn Reproductive rights: Cuck Porn ...

The kirkening was cuck porn at a team sports discussion club

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CrimeIsLegalNow ani.social CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social
Joined: 2026-09-09
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You could also just call it "insecurity complexes" but that's less fun.

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Garbagio lemmy.zip Garbagio@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-09-02
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I love this format so goddamn much. I wish all of reality was just this conversion. I need to know: the Kirkening: Cuck porn? Raw milk: team sports? Covid masks: team sports Blood Meridian: cuck porn Cuck Porn: this has GOT to be a team sport right? Woke celebrities: team sport? Woke Rock&Roll artists: Cuck porn Cybertrucks: Team sport? Teslas cars: Cuck porn Reproductive rights: Cuck Porn ...

Bzzzt, wrong. Covid masks were cuck porn. Conservatives were fighting each other to be the biggest victim of "oppression," literally begging Fauci to rawdog their wives.

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DeadBedroom fedinsfw.app DeadBedroom@fedinsfw.app
Joined: 2026-08-03
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The difference between a left vs right wing gooner is the general focused perspective. Maybe the real issue is the puritanical american culture.

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baines lemmy.cafe baines@lemmy.cafe
Joined: 2024-10-26
#13 · (edited) Quote Reply

The difference between a left vs right wing gooner is the general focused perspective. Maybe the real issue is the puritanical american culture.

the real problem always has and always will be rich people

the rest is just useful idiots (team sports) attacking their own self interests because they understand no nuance and just follow easy label based propaganda (cuck porn)

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moopet sh.itjust.works moopet@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-02-08
#14 · Quote Reply

I do not understand any part of that post

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the_fuckler nord.pub the_fuckler@nord.pub
Joined: 2026-07-01
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Bzzzt, wrong. Covid masks were cuck porn. Conservatives were fighting each other to be the biggest victim of "oppression," literally begging Fauci to rawdog their wives.

Got it, that makes sense

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Commiunism lemmy.dbzer0.com commiunism@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-05-20
#16 · (edited) Quote Reply

Left/Right? Team sports.

((Zionists)) controlling everything? Cuck porn.

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TeamSport or CuckPorn lemmy.world TeamSports_or_CuckPorn@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-09-28
#17 · Quote Reply

I do not understand any part of that post

Cuck porn

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subverted_per lemmy.blahaj.zone subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2024-07-31
#18 · Quote Reply

It's the Grand Unified Interracial Cuck Porn Theory of Everything. Seriously.

This actually confirmed things ive observed but never fully connected. Thanks!

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Neverclear lemmy.dbzer0.com Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-01-18
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I've explained the Team Sports to my Boomers, and finally gotten them to feel angry and defensive about it after many years of hard effort. And now I must explain that it's all cuck porn. Wow, thanks.

It's just cucks all the way down

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