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cannedtuna lemmy.world cannedtuna@lemmy.world
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A screenshot of a post showing a red pickup truck with a mechanical arm structure attached to its bed, holding a magnet in front of a metal plate mounted on the front bumper, titled “Okay explain why this wouldn’t work”. Below, a comment from the official Volkswagen account reads “We sent this to the engineering department and they blocked us on teams.”

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Davel23 fedia.io Davel23@fedia.io
Joined: 2024-03-16
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There was a kid at the summer camp I went to who had this idea. I knew it wouldn't work, but I wasn't able to explain why.

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JeSuisUnHombre lemmy.zip JeSuisUnHombre@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-11
#3 · (edited) Quote Reply

I think the reason is that the magnet is also attracted to the metal so the attraction force directions add to be net neutral

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DarkCloud lemmy.world DarkCloud@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-05-19
#4 · Quote Reply

This metal arm compression device would work just fine, that metal arm would experience various stresses. Mission Accomplished. Good design.

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Davel23 fedia.io Davel23@fedia.io
Joined: 2024-03-16
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I think the reason is that the magnet is also attracted to the metal so the attraction force directions add to be net neutral

The magnet attracts the car, but the arm it's connected to pushes back on the car, balancing the forces.

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CaptainBasculin lemmy.dbzer0.com CaptainBasculin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2026-01-17
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The real reason is because the magnet is trying to pull the car. Have you ever tried to pull a car? You'll find it impossible even in neutral. But you'll find out pushing it is much easier.

You should instead magnetise the shell of the car, then hook to its back a magnet with the same pole as the car's back.

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JeSuisUnHombre lemmy.zip JeSuisUnHombre@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-11
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The magnet attracts the car, but the arm it's connected to pushes back on the car, balancing the forces.

Yeah exactly

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mkwt lemmy.world mkwt@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-18
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Mumble, something. Magnets do no work. Mumble, mumble.

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bajabound lemmy.world bajabound@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-15
#9 · Quote Reply

Mumble, something. Magnets do no work. Mumble, mumble.

ICP is still looking into this.

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DaddleDew lemmy.world DaddleDew@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-08
#10 · Quote Reply

It's because of those damn nonmagnetic aluminum chassis

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Mcdolan lemmy.world Mcdolan@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-14
#11 · Quote Reply

It's because of those damn nonmagnetic aluminum chassis

And the plastic body, give me iron or give me death!

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Mcdolan lemmy.world Mcdolan@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-14
#12 · Quote Reply

As soon as ya figure out pulling yourself up by your boot straps you'll have all the free energy hacks.

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TrackinDaKraken lemmy.world DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-26
#13 · Quote Reply

Just need to add a hill.

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TrackinDaKraken lemmy.world DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-26
#14 · Quote Reply

Stand the truck up on end. It's trying to pick itself up.

Try to pick yourself up. Good luck.

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kingofras lemmy.world kingofras@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-05-13
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The real reason is because the magnet is trying to pull the car. Have you ever tried to pull a car? You'll find it impossible even in neutral. But you'll find out pushing it is much easier. You should instead magnetise the shell of the car, then hook to its back a magnet with the same pole as the car's back.

Blocking you too

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4am lemmy.zip 4am@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-23
#16 · (edited) Quote Reply

Stand the truck up on end. It's trying to pick itself up. Try to pick yourself up. Good luck.

There’s no such thing as sideways gravity though, so your point is irrelevant.

You gotta get up pretty early to pull one over on me.

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4am lemmy.zip 4am@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-23
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There was a kid at the summer camp I went to who had this idea. I knew it wouldn't work, but I wasn't able to explain why.

The magnet also gets pulled backwards with equal force as the plate on the front of the truck gets pulled towards the magnet.

Since the magnet is attached to the back of the truck, the base of the magnet crane is pushing back on the truck with the same amount of force it’s being pulled forward by by the plate, thus cancelling out the forces and resulting in a net of zero.

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4am lemmy.zip 4am@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-23
#18 · Quote Reply

Switch the magnet for a carrot and the truck for a donkey, it’s way simpler than you tech bros are making it out to be.

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chewypoops lemmy.world chewypoops@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-02-05
#19 · Quote Reply

Clearly the magnet would be attracted to the metal block, pushing the truck backwards.

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baines lemmy.cafe baines@lemmy.cafe
Joined: 2024-10-26
#20 · Quote Reply

There was a kid at the summer camp I went to who had this idea. I knew it wouldn't work, but I wasn't able to explain why.

you need a stronger magnent

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kinkles sh.itjust.works kinkles@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-03-25
#21 · Quote Reply

Switch the magnet for a carrot and the truck for a donkey, it’s way simpler than you tech bros are making it out to be.

Neither carrots or donkeys are magnetic 🙄

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marighost piefed.social marighost@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-05
#22 · Quote Reply

Stand the truck up on end. It's trying to pick itself up. Try to pick yourself up. Good luck.

But it's on wheels! Wheels make the truck go.

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BenevolentOne infosec.pub BenevolentOne@infosec.pub
Joined: 2025-07-24
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The magnet also gets pulled backwards with equal force as the plate on the front of the truck gets pulled towards the magnet. Since the magnet is attached to the back of the truck, the base of the magnet crane is pushing back on the truck with the same amount of force it’s being pulled forward by by the plate, thus cancelling out the forces and resulting in a net of zero.

Which is why you use an electro-magnet.

You energize it, allow it to snap to the car pulling it forward slightly, then disengage it and use a motor in the arm to reset it to it's original position.

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alcoholicorn lemmy.ml alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2024-02-13
#24 · Quote Reply

Neither carrots or donkeys are magnetic 🙄

Have you met every single donkey? No? Didn't think so.

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fartographer lemmy.world fartographer@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-29
#25 · Quote Reply

As soon as ya figure out pulling yourself up by your boot straps you'll have all the free energy hacks.

Got it. Step one of free energy is to be born rich and raised disconnected

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RampantParanoia2365 lemmy.world RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-02
#26 · Quote Reply

Replace the metal arm with a drone, and were getting somewhere. Like, literally.

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otacon239 lemmy.world otacon239@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-10-07
#27 · Quote Reply

Which is why you use an electro-magnet. You energize it, allow it to snap to the car pulling it forward slightly, then disengage it and use a motor in the arm to reset it to it's original position.

That’s way too much of a complicated system prone to wear and failure. A spring loaded pull mechanism is far more mechanically reliable and works at a wide range of scales.

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solidheron sh.itjust.works solidheron@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-12-29
#28 · Quote Reply

I think it's newtons first law. The force attracting the metal to the magnet is equal but opposite to the magnet on the metal.

Magnet would pull the car backwards and the metal forwards

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psycotica0 lemmy.ca psycotica0@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-15
#29 · Quote Reply

Neither carrots or donkeys are magnetic 🙄

And yet... there is attraction. I propose, until we've studied it enough to come up with a better name, the "donkey carrot attraction force"

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OpenStars discuss.online OpenStars@discuss.online
Joined: 2023-12-31
#30 · Quote Reply

And yet... there is attraction. I propose, until we've studied it enough to come up with a better name, the "donkey carrot attraction force"

Can this attraction be improved upon? Like if the carrot wears some lipstick or some such?

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T156 lemmy.world T156@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
#31 · (edited) Quote Reply

But how would you stop the car? If you lifted the magnet up, the car goes along with, and then you'd be going through the atmosphere.

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Bytemeister lemmy.world Bytemeister@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-29
#32 · (edited) Quote Reply

But how would you stop the car? If you lifted the magnet up, the car goes along with, and then you'd be going through the atmosphere.

Brakes

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Bytemeister lemmy.world Bytemeister@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-29
#33 · Quote Reply

Neither carrots or donkeys are magnetic 🙄

Everything is magnetic if you try hard enough.

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RustySharp programming.dev RustySharp@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-06-19
#34 · Quote Reply

And yet... there is attraction. I propose, until we've studied it enough to come up with a better name, the "donkey carrot attraction force"

I don't care whom you're attracted to, but you might want to keep this one to yourself... Unless you're in the FBI!

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MissJinx lemmy.world MissJinx@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
#35 · Quote Reply

The real reason is because the magnet is trying to pull the car. Have you ever tried to pull a car? You'll find it impossible even in neutral. But you'll find out pushing it is much easier. You should instead magnetise the shell of the car, then hook to its back a magnet with the same pole as the car's back.

I know you joking bu, isn'tt this how those fancy asian bullet trains work?

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some_kind_of_guy lemmy.world some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-07-14
#36 · Quote Reply

you need a stronger magnent

How do to get mangnent

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Echo Dot feddit.uk echodot@feddit.uk
Joined: 2023-07-26
#37 · (edited) Quote Reply

I know you joking bu, isn'tt this how those fancy asian bullet trains work?

That's magnetic levitation, and it's magnetic repulsion not attraction. The push the train away from the tracks and that balances against the gravity pushing it down onto the tracks, so it levitates. Then you just oscillate the polarity of the electromagnet to move forward.

It allows for extremely high speed travels since there is no friction with the tracks, but in terms of efficiency it's not much better than a normal electric train. It's just faster, which in commuter trains it is what you want. But it wouldn't be much good for personal vehicle transit, even if we did magnetize all of the roads.

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Midnight Wolf lemmy.world wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-23
#38 · Quote Reply

I'm more of an EDM guy, myself

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pptiny lemmy.world Emptiness@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-16
#39 · Quote Reply

How do to get mangnent

Mangngnent store?

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PolarKraken lemmy.dbzer0.com PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-03-31
#40 · Quote Reply

How do to get mangnent

"...magNANanent?!"

"...magnart."

Yep it holds up

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mrunicornman lemmy.world mrunicornman@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-11-09
#41 · Quote Reply

Brakes

Revolutionary thinking.

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sunstoned lemmus.org sunstoned@lemmus.org
Joined: 2024-03-26
#42 · Quote Reply

Neither carrots or donkeys are magnetic 🙄

Don't worry it's an AI generated carrot and an AI donkey (somehow). Where's my funding?

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SaharaMaleikuhm feddit.org SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-07-23
#43 · Quote Reply

Silence brand

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SavinDWhales lemmy.world SavinDWhales@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-14
#44 · Quote Reply

And yet... there is attraction. I propose, until we've studied it enough to come up with a better name, the "donkey carrot attraction force"

I don't think the carrot is attracted to the donkey the way the donkey is attracted to the carrot...

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Doom lemmy.world Doom@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-09
#45 · Quote Reply

I love that apparently additional metal has to be added because the truck itself is made out of so much plastic and other nonsense that it wouldn't work with a magnet on its own.

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baines lemmy.cafe baines@lemmy.cafe
Joined: 2024-10-26
#46 · Quote Reply

How do to get mangnent

take magnet, bash over head, success

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Tollana1234567 lemmy.today Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-04
#47 · Quote Reply

you will get a blindspot, so accidents will happen quite often.

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🌸𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻🌸 sh.itjust.works Flower@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-04-29
#48 · Quote Reply

It's the right idea. The trick is to also use an electromagnet. A few of them. Put them in a circle. Switch on one of them at a time so the magnet moves to the electro magnet. Then switch of the one electromagnet and switch on the next. Now you have a magnet spinning. Use that to mine the wheels.

Alternatively have a road full of electromagnetic in a linear fashion. That works too.

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qyron sopuli.xyz qyron@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-08-19
#49 · Quote Reply

The real reason is because the magnet is trying to pull the car. Have you ever tried to pull a car? You'll find it impossible even in neutral. But you'll find out pushing it is much easier. You should instead magnetise the shell of the car, then hook to its back a magnet with the same pole as the car's back.

Instructions unclear.

Magnetized car is now riddled with all sort of metallic debris.

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hakunawazo lemmy.world hakunawazo@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-02
#50 · Quote Reply

That's clearly an Acme design. It's meant to break.

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Tja programming.dev Tja@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-12-18
#51 · Quote Reply

Neither carrots or donkeys are magnetic 🙄

Then you tie a big chunk of metal to the front, just like they did with the car

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