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cannedtuna
lemmy.world
cannedtuna@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-21 |
Alt TextA screenshot of a post showing a red pickup truck with a mechanical arm structure attached to its bed, holding a magnet in front of a metal plate mounted on the front bumper, titled “Okay explain why this wouldn’t work”. Below, a comment from the official Volkswagen account reads “We sent this to the engineering department and they blocked us on teams.” |
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Davel23
fedia.io
Davel23@fedia.io Joined: 2024-03-16 |
There was a kid at the summer camp I went to who had this idea. I knew it wouldn't work, but I wasn't able to explain why. |
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JeSuisUnHombre
lemmy.zip
JeSuisUnHombre@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-11 |
I think the reason is that the magnet is also attracted to the metal so the attraction force directions add to be net neutral |
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DarkCloud
lemmy.world
DarkCloud@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-05-19 |
This metal arm compression device would work just fine, that metal arm would experience various stresses. Mission Accomplished. Good design. |
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Davel23
fedia.io
Davel23@fedia.io Joined: 2024-03-16 |
I think the reason is that the magnet is also attracted to the metal so the attraction force directions add to be net neutral
The magnet attracts the car, but the arm it's connected to pushes back on the car, balancing the forces. |
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CaptainBasculin
lemmy.dbzer0.com
CaptainBasculin@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2026-01-17 |
The real reason is because the magnet is trying to pull the car. Have you ever tried to pull a car? You'll find it impossible even in neutral. But you'll find out pushing it is much easier. You should instead magnetise the shell of the car, then hook to its back a magnet with the same pole as the car's back. |
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JeSuisUnHombre
lemmy.zip
JeSuisUnHombre@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-11 |
The magnet attracts the car, but the arm it's connected to pushes back on the car, balancing the forces.
Yeah exactly |
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mkwt
lemmy.world
mkwt@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-18 |
Mumble, something. Magnets do no work. Mumble, mumble. |
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bajabound
lemmy.world
bajabound@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-15 |
Mumble, something. Magnets do no work. Mumble, mumble.
ICP is still looking into this. |
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DaddleDew
lemmy.world
DaddleDew@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-08 |
It's because of those damn nonmagnetic aluminum chassis |
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Mcdolan
lemmy.world
Mcdolan@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-14 |
It's because of those damn nonmagnetic aluminum chassis
And the plastic body, give me iron or give me death! |
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Mcdolan
lemmy.world
Mcdolan@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-14 |
As soon as ya figure out pulling yourself up by your boot straps you'll have all the free energy hacks. |
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TrackinDaKraken
lemmy.world
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-02-26 |
Just need to add a hill. |
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TrackinDaKraken
lemmy.world
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-02-26 |
Stand the truck up on end. It's trying to pick itself up. Try to pick yourself up. Good luck. |
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kingofras
lemmy.world
kingofras@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-05-13 |
The real reason is because the magnet is trying to pull the car. Have you ever tried to pull a car? You'll find it impossible even in neutral. But you'll find out pushing it is much easier. You should instead magnetise the shell of the car, then hook to its back a magnet with the same pole as the car's back.
Blocking you too |
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4am
lemmy.zip
4am@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-23 |
Stand the truck up on end. It's trying to pick itself up. Try to pick yourself up. Good luck.
There’s no such thing as sideways gravity though, so your point is irrelevant. You gotta get up pretty early to pull one over on me. |
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4am
lemmy.zip
4am@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-23 |
There was a kid at the summer camp I went to who had this idea. I knew it wouldn't work, but I wasn't able to explain why.
The magnet also gets pulled backwards with equal force as the plate on the front of the truck gets pulled towards the magnet. Since the magnet is attached to the back of the truck, the base of the magnet crane is pushing back on the truck with the same amount of force it’s being pulled forward by by the plate, thus cancelling out the forces and resulting in a net of zero. |
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4am
lemmy.zip
4am@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-23 |
Switch the magnet for a carrot and the truck for a donkey, it’s way simpler than you tech bros are making it out to be. |
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chewypoops
lemmy.world
chewypoops@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-02-05 |
Clearly the magnet would be attracted to the metal block, pushing the truck backwards. |
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baines
lemmy.cafe
baines@lemmy.cafe Joined: 2024-10-26 |
There was a kid at the summer camp I went to who had this idea. I knew it wouldn't work, but I wasn't able to explain why.
you need a stronger magnent |
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kinkles
sh.itjust.works
kinkles@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2024-03-25 |
Switch the magnet for a carrot and the truck for a donkey, it’s way simpler than you tech bros are making it out to be.
Neither carrots or donkeys are magnetic 🙄 |
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marighost
piefed.social
marighost@piefed.socialJoined: 2025-06-05 |
Stand the truck up on end. It's trying to pick itself up. Try to pick yourself up. Good luck.
But it's on wheels! Wheels make the truck go. |
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BenevolentOne
infosec.pub
BenevolentOne@infosec.pub Joined: 2025-07-24 |
The magnet also gets pulled backwards with equal force as the plate on the front of the truck gets pulled towards the magnet. Since the magnet is attached to the back of the truck, the base of the magnet crane is pushing back on the truck with the same amount of force it’s being pulled forward by by the plate, thus cancelling out the forces and resulting in a net of zero.
Which is why you use an electro-magnet. You energize it, allow it to snap to the car pulling it forward slightly, then disengage it and use a motor in the arm to reset it to it's original position. |
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alcoholicorn
lemmy.ml
alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml Joined: 2024-02-13 |
Neither carrots or donkeys are magnetic 🙄
Have you met every single donkey? No? Didn't think so. |
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fartographer
lemmy.world
fartographer@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-06-29 |
As soon as ya figure out pulling yourself up by your boot straps you'll have all the free energy hacks.
Got it. Step one of free energy is to be born rich and raised disconnected |
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RampantParanoia2365
lemmy.world
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-10-02 |
Replace the metal arm with a drone, and were getting somewhere. Like, literally. |
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otacon239
lemmy.world
otacon239@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-10-07 |
Which is why you use an electro-magnet. You energize it, allow it to snap to the car pulling it forward slightly, then disengage it and use a motor in the arm to reset it to it's original position.
That’s way too much of a complicated system prone to wear and failure. A spring loaded pull mechanism is far more mechanically reliable and works at a wide range of scales. |
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solidheron
sh.itjust.works
solidheron@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-12-29 |
I think it's newtons first law. The force attracting the metal to the magnet is equal but opposite to the magnet on the metal. Magnet would pull the car backwards and the metal forwards |
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psycotica0
lemmy.ca
psycotica0@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-06-15 |
Neither carrots or donkeys are magnetic 🙄
And yet... there is attraction. I propose, until we've studied it enough to come up with a better name, the "donkey carrot attraction force" |
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OpenStars
discuss.online
OpenStars@discuss.onlineJoined: 2023-12-31 |
And yet... there is attraction. I propose, until we've studied it enough to come up with a better name, the "donkey carrot attraction force"
Can this attraction be improved upon? Like if the carrot wears some lipstick or some such? |
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T156
lemmy.world
T156@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-14 |
But how would you stop the car? If you lifted the magnet up, the car goes along with, and then you'd be going through the atmosphere. |
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Bytemeister
lemmy.world
Bytemeister@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-29 |
But how would you stop the car? If you lifted the magnet up, the car goes along with, and then you'd be going through the atmosphere.
Brakes |
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Bytemeister
lemmy.world
Bytemeister@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-29 |
Neither carrots or donkeys are magnetic 🙄
Everything is magnetic if you try hard enough. |
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RustySharp
programming.dev
RustySharp@programming.dev Joined: 2023-06-19 |
And yet... there is attraction. I propose, until we've studied it enough to come up with a better name, the "donkey carrot attraction force"
I don't care whom you're attracted to, but you might want to keep this one to yourself... Unless you're in the FBI! |
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MissJinx
lemmy.world
MissJinx@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-14 |
The real reason is because the magnet is trying to pull the car. Have you ever tried to pull a car? You'll find it impossible even in neutral. But you'll find out pushing it is much easier. You should instead magnetise the shell of the car, then hook to its back a magnet with the same pole as the car's back.
I know you joking bu, isn'tt this how those fancy asian bullet trains work? |
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some_kind_of_guy
lemmy.world
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-07-14 |
you need a stronger magnent
How do to get mangnent |
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Echo Dot
feddit.uk
echodot@feddit.uk Joined: 2023-07-26 |
I know you joking bu, isn'tt this how those fancy asian bullet trains work?
That's magnetic levitation, and it's magnetic repulsion not attraction. The push the train away from the tracks and that balances against the gravity pushing it down onto the tracks, so it levitates. Then you just oscillate the polarity of the electromagnet to move forward. It allows for extremely high speed travels since there is no friction with the tracks, but in terms of efficiency it's not much better than a normal electric train. It's just faster, which in commuter trains it is what you want. But it wouldn't be much good for personal vehicle transit, even if we did magnetize all of the roads. |
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Midnight Wolf
lemmy.world
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-08-23 |
I'm more of an EDM guy, myself |
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pptiny
lemmy.world
Emptiness@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-16 |
How do to get mangnent
Mangngnent store? |
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PolarKraken
lemmy.dbzer0.com
PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-03-31 |
How do to get mangnent
"...magNANanent?!" "...magnart." Yep it holds up |
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mrunicornman
lemmy.world
mrunicornman@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-11-09 |
Brakes
Revolutionary thinking. |
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sunstoned
lemmus.org
sunstoned@lemmus.org Joined: 2024-03-26 |
Neither carrots or donkeys are magnetic 🙄
Don't worry it's an AI generated carrot and an AI donkey (somehow). Where's my funding? |
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SaharaMaleikuhm
feddit.org
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org Joined: 2024-07-23 |
Silence brand |
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SavinDWhales
lemmy.world
SavinDWhales@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-14 |
And yet... there is attraction. I propose, until we've studied it enough to come up with a better name, the "donkey carrot attraction force"
I don't think the carrot is attracted to the donkey the way the donkey is attracted to the carrot... |
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Doom
lemmy.world
Doom@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-09 |
I love that apparently additional metal has to be added because the truck itself is made out of so much plastic and other nonsense that it wouldn't work with a magnet on its own. |
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baines
lemmy.cafe
baines@lemmy.cafe Joined: 2024-10-26 |
How do to get mangnent
take magnet, bash over head, success |
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Tollana1234567
lemmy.today
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-04 |
you will get a blindspot, so accidents will happen quite often. |
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🌸𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻🌸
sh.itjust.works
Flower@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-04-29 |
It's the right idea. The trick is to also use an electromagnet. A few of them. Put them in a circle. Switch on one of them at a time so the magnet moves to the electro magnet. Then switch of the one electromagnet and switch on the next. Now you have a magnet spinning. Use that to mine the wheels. Alternatively have a road full of electromagnetic in a linear fashion. That works too. |
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qyron
sopuli.xyz
qyron@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2023-08-19 |
The real reason is because the magnet is trying to pull the car. Have you ever tried to pull a car? You'll find it impossible even in neutral. But you'll find out pushing it is much easier. You should instead magnetise the shell of the car, then hook to its back a magnet with the same pole as the car's back.
Instructions unclear. Magnetized car is now riddled with all sort of metallic debris. |
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hakunawazo
lemmy.world
hakunawazo@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-10-02 |
That's clearly an Acme design. It's meant to break. |
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Tja
programming.dev
Tja@programming.dev Joined: 2023-12-18 |
Neither carrots or donkeys are magnetic 🙄
Then you tie a big chunk of metal to the front, just like they did with the car |
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