Yes - thank you, Debbie.

Only in America would they let someone like Gislaine change her name and teach kids

Debbie the Lawgiver

Can't have them wandering around unsupervised.

you Debbie got long hair…

I'm not a girl, but I do have long hair. Can I be tied up too?

Looks like Debbie is just letting men with long hair like me just roam around free. I'm happy to wander about, but I guess it doesn't hurt to ask if you'd prefer otherwise.

All girls must be, but it doesn't limit who may be

If you insist >w<

Is our threat level determined by length?

... "yes"?

You are very kinky Debbie, Ja?

Boring guess: a machine shop warning intended to prevent accidental scalp avulsion by rotating equipment?

In just settled all my lawsuits - fuck you Debbieeee !

Hello~

Correct, it's just the minimal requirement.

Plot twist: Debbie had long hair and some kinks.

Debbies strong sides do not include thinking things through...

Lawgiver:

Kinky --------------------- OSHA

It's a spectrum

🤔

A girl with long hair wrote this

I'm a girl without long hair. No kink games for me.

Men with the long locks be swishing their hair around long no one’s business

What about guys with long hair?

Well not if you don't want, but I think that just means you do the tying!

They get whipped too.

You know the rules, so do I.

I wanna be whipped ;)

Something something "horseshoe theory"

It seems like some modifications are needed……

probably a work place notice to keep hair secured. yes. bad wording.

Unless you're suggesting a boring machine, the actual boring guess would be a kitchen.

No prob!

Go to the back of the queue!

What is horses hoe theory?

Wait sorry, I thought this was “no stupid questions”