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snoons lemmy.ca snoons@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-16
#2 · Quote Reply

*internal screaming

"Hey, hows it going?"

*internal-- "Good! How're you?" *--screaming

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Varesti lemmy.zip Varesti@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-08-14
#3 · Quote Reply

Sometimes I tell them it's going bad and then they don't ask again for a while.

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sem lemmy.blahaj.zone sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2024-06-09
#4 · Quote Reply

"Not so bad, and you?" Every time

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Cris_Citrus (he/him <3) piefed.zip Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip
Joined: 2026-02-26
#5 · Quote Reply

I try to just give the polite version of my actual answer, unless they're a close friend or I don't feel like talking at all and just wanna move on

I prefer being sincere even if its a polite version

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snoons lemmy.ca snoons@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-16
#6 · Quote Reply

Sometimes I tell them it's going bad and then they don't ask again for a while.

That sounds like a win to me.

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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks programming.dev zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-06-19
#7 · Quote Reply

Given that's David Lynch, I'd say his answer is true in this photo's context and a sign of the undead apocalypse otherwise.

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olduffer lemmy.world ODuffer@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-18
#8 · Quote Reply

I feel like shit rolled in glitter

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Drekaridill lemmy.wtf Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf
Joined: 2025-11-03
#9 · Quote Reply

You ever drank Bailey's from a shoe?

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Deacon lemmy.world deacon@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
#10 · Quote Reply

I just hope being pictured with Laura Loomer doesn’t sully his legacy.

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csolisr hub.azkware.net csolisr@hub.azkware.net
Joined: 2026-02-16
#11 · Quote Reply

"How've you been?""A bit too busy...""...😶...""...but otherwise fine, thanks!""🙂"

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