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If you were a paper clip, what kind of paper clip would you be?
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FreshParsnip lemmy.ca FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-07-02
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T00l_shed lemmy.world T00l_shed@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
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The kind that haunts your word documents

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Rhynoplaz lemmy.world Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-07
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I see you're trying to create a Lemmy post! Would you like to:

Link to a meme?

Complain about AI?

Overthrow Capitalism?

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Crackhappy lemmy.world Crackhappy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-09
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I'd be made of nitinol so I would always retain my shape.

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actionjbone sh.itjust.works actionjbone@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-09-12
#5 · Quote Reply

The kind you had removed from your anus three months ago, and that you refused to explain to the doctor.

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FreshParsnip lemmy.ca FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-07-02
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I see you're trying to create a Lemmy post! Would you like to: Link to a meme? Complain about AI? Overthrow Capitalism?

Overthrow capitalism please

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ferric_carcinization lemmy.ml ferric_carcinization@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2025-03-12
#7 · Quote Reply

A universal paperclip.

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UltraGiGaGigantic lemmy.ml UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2024-08-23
#8 · Quote Reply

A universal paperclip.

These paperclips?

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folaht lemmy.ml folaht@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-09-01
#9 · (edited) Quote Reply

Overthrow capitalism please

I can help you with that!
Just follow these steps.

Steps to follow for overthrowing capitalism:

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bloomnolia lemmy.blahaj.zone bloomnolia@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-09-26
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The kind that got bent a weird way to press an internal reset button

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ThunderComplex lemmy.today ThunderComplex@lemmy.today
Joined: 2023-10-08
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A mixture of two:

  1. Clippy
  2. Those from Fallout 76 where 8 paperclips fill your inventory capacity to max
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IhaveCrabs111 lemmy.world IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-12-03
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Bulldog clip.

Finds it very hard to open up.
Closed off.
Hard to work with.
Ugly and obtuse.
Easily dropped.

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kadotux sopuli.xyz kadotux@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-04-30
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A shitty nonfunctional paperclip

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sem lemmy.blahaj.zone sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2024-06-09
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These paperclips?

Ai generated, but specifically not slop

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