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Viking_Hippie lemmy.dbzer0.com Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Anchorxiety reddthat.com Anchorxiety@reddthat.com
Joined: 2026-04-03
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Sometimes it might describe the owner better than the dog

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expatriado lemmy.world expatriado@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-18
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Sometimes it might describe the owner better than the dog

pet my owner instead

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Viking_Hippie lemmy.dbzer0.com Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-12-04
#4 · Quote Reply

Sometimes it might describe the owner better than the dog

All of them have been simultaneously applicable to me at times now that you mention it 🤔

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Hackworth piefed.ca Hackworth@piefed.ca
Joined: 2025-10-09
#5 · Quote Reply

Some people say that there's an owner to blame, but I know...

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usualsuspect191 lemmy.ca usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-06
#6 · Quote Reply

That dog is trained to find the salt shaker

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HubertManne piefed.social HubertManne@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-03-13
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I always get the is your dog friendly. Yes, but.... Tooo friendly.

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Triumph fedia.io Triumph@fedia.io
Joined: 2025-09-19
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They forgot "I love everyone but I also like to bark at everyone too".

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Sundray lemmus.org sundray@lemmus.org
Joined: 2023-12-19
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I always get the is your dog friendly. Yes, but.... Tooo friendly.

"He just likes to climb into your pockets, it's fiiiiine!"

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Treczoks lemmy.world Treczoks@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-09
#10 · Quote Reply

Don't forget: "I'm friendly" might be just a trick until you are close enough...

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Muscle_Meteor discuss.tchncs.de Muscle_Meteor@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-08-03
#11 · Quote Reply

Dogs?

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diaphragmwp discuss.tchncs.de diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2026-06-03
#12 · Quote Reply

When wrapped, those read:

  • RIEN
  • NOT
  • ERVO
  • garitavi
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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
#13 · Quote Reply

They forgot "I love everyone but I also like to bark at everyone too".

also "piddles on eye contact"

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setVeryLoud(true); Moderator isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-04-19
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Hello @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com!

As per Rule 9, it is now mandatory to provide alt text for posts where the main content is text. This includes photographs containing text that is important for context.

You can either use the built-in Lemmy feature for image alt, or place it in the post body.

Please refer to this post if you have any further questions.

Cheers!

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wonderingwanderer sopuli.xyz wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2025-12-31
#15 · Quote Reply

pet my owner instead

I want a dog who politely informs people that they should pet me

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Viking_Hippie lemmy.dbzer0.com Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-12-04
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Hello @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com! As per Rule 9, it is now mandatory to provide alt text for posts where the main content is text. This includes photographs containing text that is important for context. You can either use the built-in Lemmy feature for image alt, or place it in the post body. Please refer to this post if you have any further questions. Cheers!

Done 🙂

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setVeryLoud(true); Moderator isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-04-19
#17 · Quote Reply

Done 🙂

Thank you, that's excellent!

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setVeryLoud(true); Moderator isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-04-19
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When wrapped, those read: RIEN NOT ERVO garitavi

I think it wraps in the other direction than you're thinking hahah, it's like a leash sleeve.

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setVeryLoud(true); Moderator isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-04-19
#19 · Quote Reply

Dogs?

They're dog leash sleeves

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Viking_Hippie lemmy.dbzer0.com Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-12-04
#20 · Quote Reply

Thank you, that's excellent!

You're welcome 😊

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Muscle_Meteor discuss.tchncs.de Muscle_Meteor@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-08-03
#21 · Quote Reply

They're dog leash sleeves

Sad gimp noises

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Viking_Hippie lemmy.dbzer0.com Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-12-04
#22 · Quote Reply

When wrapped, those read: RIEN NOT ERVO garitavi

RIEN

🎵 Regrette rien!🎵

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setVeryLoud(true); Moderator isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-04-19
#23 · Quote Reply

Sad gimp noises

"dog" can alternatively just be a label you give your sub 😉

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